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[Jorund]

I just got back from my checkup, and the verdict is... that I have high blood pressure because I'm a fucking horndog... Horncat.
Apparently, my blood has too much hornyglobin, and that's causing all the symptoms.

Treatment: Immediate solitary confinement in a straitjacket in the horny jail.






(Seriously though, I'm fine. My blood pressure is still a little high, but it's getting back to normal. I'll get my test results soon, but they're ruling out any serious complications from what happened to me.)

Hmmm, you know it's said that actual having sex is good for blood pressure and heart health, so horny jail might make it worse. And cats (female) in heat are a hormonal mess anyway, thats why they need to mate, or get the big snip-snip ... just saying.
Edit: not that male cats are much better, they just don't get sick the way females do if they can't mate or get neutered.

 

[Redyscom]

Okay... Maybe I need to provide some context. I'm not a serial killer, a kidnapper, a rapist (technically speaking), or some doomsday nut who has bunkers or anything like that.

I have a workshop at home with all kinds of tools because I usually help my neighbors and family members with various problems, ranging from simply installing a new light socket or outlet to knocking down a concrete wall and cutting branches off trees that might fall in strong winds.



Have I ever gotten into a physical fight with someone? Yes
Are there dead bodies in my yard? Yes, my pets'
Have I buried any dead bodies? Yes, non-human ones.

 

[Sobmania]

Okay... Maybe I need to provide some context. I'm not a serial killer, a kidnapper, a rapist (technically speaking), or some doomsday nut who has bunkers or anything like that.

I have a workshop at home with all kinds of tools because I usually help my neighbors and family members with various problems, ranging from simply installing a new light socket or outlet to knocking down a concrete wall and cutting branches off trees that might fall in strong winds.



Have I ever gotten into a physical fight with someone? Yes
Are there dead bodies in my yard? Yes, my pets'
Have I buried any dead bodies? Yes, non-human ones.

No context needed

(but for real though. i dont think you would openly just admit to being a serial killer i hope)

 

[Redyscom]

No context needed

(but for real though. i dont think you would openly just admit to being a serial killer i hope)

Now that you mention it, a serial killer might deny it in a message like that, or he might admit it jokingly...

But no, I'm not a serial killer.

 

[Nawz10]

Saw a bit of a lewdcard preview earlier. Whats the run down on it? Is it a new discord like?

 

[Sobmania]

Saw a bit of a lewdcard preview earlier. Whats the run down on it? Is it a new discord like?

Thread 'Discord Alternative (LewdCord)'

Mar 18, 2026

Discord can get fucked.

Since Discord keeps drifting further into this pathetic “hand over your ID so we can decide if you’re allowed to exist” direction, I decided I’m done relying on them. I’m not building a community on a platform that keeps moving closer to treating ordinary users like criminals, products, or liabilities the second it becomes convenient for them.

That kind of shit destroys privacy, destroys trust, and destroys the entire point of having an actual community in the first place.

So instead of waiting around for Discord to get even worse, I built my...

• Jack Of Blades
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• Forum: Site News & Announcements

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it still needs time until release

 

[imYuna!]

Okay... Maybe I need to provide some context. I'm not a serial killer, a kidnapper, a rapist (technically speaking), or some doomsday nut who has bunkers or anything like that.

I have a workshop at home with all kinds of tools because I usually help my neighbors and family members with various problems, ranging from simply installing a new light socket or outlet to knocking down a concrete wall and cutting branches off trees that might fall in strong winds.


Have I ever gotten into a physical fight with someone? Yes
Are there dead bodies in my yard? Yes, my pets'
Have I buried any dead bodies? Yes, non-human ones.

Have never read someone say they are not a rapist (technically speaking) and have no idea what that could mean :3 Glad to know you're not a doomsday nut tho, that would be too far

 

[Redyscom]

Have never read someone say they are not a rapist (technically speaking) and have no idea what that could mean :3 Glad to know you're not a doomsday nut tho, that would be too far

I may be a degenerate, but I’m no conspiracy theorist with a bunker.

A secret basement for my kinky silly stuff? Sure.
A shelter for the end of the world? What a waste.

 

[0aaab1]

Reminds me of the old joke. Whats the difference between a conspiracy nut and a journalist.

6 months.

 

[Redyscom]

Reminds me of the old joke. Whats the difference between a conspiracy nut and a journalist.

6 months.

Dad joke*


Actually, I like that kind of humor, haha

 

[Frakkerr]

Man i know discord sucks but do i really want to download and set up teamspeak? I know it can't be hard but i just don't want to lmao

 

[Redyscom]

Man i know discord sucks but do i really want to download and set up teamspeak? I know it can't be hard but i just don't want to lmao

You could also wait for Lewdcord

 

[Frakkerr]

You could also wait for Lewdcord

True. Its really a me problem at the end of the day. I'm too damn lazy for my own good and switching platforms seems like a pain in the ass to me. No one to blame but myself on that part though

 

[nydd]

What price can you put on silence, MSR Price I'd say.

MSRP is a dream now, or illusion, hah. Such a sad state of affairs

 

[Jorund]

Oh ffs ...

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Last week for his birthday Chuck Norris posted on Insta:

I don’t age. I level up.

I’m 86 today! Nothing like some playful action on a sunny day to make you feel young. I’m grateful for another year, good health and the chance to keep doing what I love. Thank you all for being the best fans in the world. Your support through the years has meant more to me than you’ll ever know.

God Bless,
Chuck Norris

He's not dead, death is too afraid of him. He roundhouse kicked his way into a new plane of existence ... may he dish out beatings forever, wherever.

Man i know discord sucks but do i really want to download and set up teamspeak? I know it can't be hard but i just don't want to lmao

TS is actually really simple ... you be glad you don't have to work with older versions of TS or ... god forbid, Ventrillo... now that was a shitshow.

 

[nydd]

God Bless,
Chuck Norris"

Yeah just heard he passed ...

 

[MattShizzle]

TBH he was a dick with some of the stuff he said in recent years.

 

[highlrecommend]

on the games section or the latest updates page?

cant a user just simply edit the page number ??
this is the LU page

https://lewdcorner.com/latest-updates.php?ps=1&page=2
https://lewdcorner.com/latest-updates.php?ps=1&page=12
https://lewdcorner.com/latest-updates.php?ps=1&page=22

 

[Jack Of Blades]

okay i fixed the issue with my addon.

 

[moonthemoon]

so is head staff obligated to give head or are they receiving head