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[MattShizzle]

There once was a woman named Dot
who lived off of pig shit and snot
when she couldn't get these
she ate the green cheese
that she scraped off the sides of her twat.

 

[Underlord]

Sleeping elsewhere

A young girl in math took a nap,
Head on desk, her hands in her lap.
She slept through the test,
Dreamt the teacher undressed—
Then blushed as she woke from a tap


For she found to her surprise
That the teacher just tapped her thighs
She opened them wide
And took him inside
Enclosing him like a soft vise

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[BananaPrincess]

There once was a woman named Dot
who lived off of pig shit and snot
when she couldn't get these
she ate the green cheese
that she scraped off the sides of her twat.

There once was an Underlord from Nantucket.
Who bought a goat, and Conzi tried to fuck it.
But he was too short so he borrowed Mime's bucket
But lost interest and found an old granny to suck it.

But the old granny was a super mean mega bitch
Turns out she really was a gawd damn witch
And then she used her evil powers and cast a spell
And shrunk the chef's penis as small as a snail

But slum had knew the answer all along
To get back conzi's mighty 12 inch dong
It wasn't the power of a yucky green ass tomato
The spell could only be reversed by a slumdum potato

So conzi ate the spud and the spell was broken
And now he was ready to do some poken
So he found that witch over by the drinking well
And conzi ripped off his clothes and gave her hell
He fucked her in the nose and even in the ear
Bent her over twice, and stuck it up her rear

But the old witch had herself a diarrhea fit
And she started to moan, cramp, and shit
Poop was hitting the ground and flying everywhere
It was on horses, cows, and even got in people's hair

Conzi continued fucking that old bitch as he did it rough
And even faithful Lix said this tale is just too much
And all lewdcorner with it's mighty lurker user men
Said Steph please don't ever tell this damn story again

The end

 

[User_88762]

In the morning, a taco a young girl was eating
The emptiness in her stomach was fleeting
A group of rough men came by
Ate her taco and left her some pie
The cream, from the pie, was leaking

The girl tried to regain her train of thought
On the floor, still half dressed in pyjamas
But all of her effort was for naught
As a group of young boys came by
And made her eat their bananas

Covered in white cream, dazed and confused
Trying her best, she stood up on all fours
A group of stray dogs came by and had her abused
Knotted her deep, no matter how much she refused
Filled her all the way to her cores.

Thirsty, no longer able to think
She drank a passerby yellow drink
A line started to form, almost twenty
And the only thing she was able to think
Is that her stomach will no longer be empty.

 

[Ewasuw]

Is this a site for poetry lovers or perverts?
Unless it's a site for perverted poetry lovers.

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[MattShizzle]

(Almost) everyone loves dirty poems.

 

[Captain Panda]

There once was a rabbi named Keith
Who circumcised boys with his teeth
It wasn't for leasure
Or sexual pleasure
But to get at the cheese underneath.



Probably the only limerick I know

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[Underlord]

There once was a rabbi named Keith
Who circumcised boys with his teeth
It wasn't for leasure
Or sexual pleasure
But to get at the cheese underneath.



Probably the only limerick I know

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Everything round needs my energy signature haha

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[MattShizzle]

There once was a man from Havana
did his girl on a grand piano
in the height of their fever
her ass hit the lever
and yes, he has no banana.

 

[Deleted member 162149]

Hey everybody! Hope you all have a great day!

 

[dirty36]

There once was an Underlord from Nantucket.
Who bought a goat, and Conzi tried to fuck it.
But he was too short so he borrowed Mime's bucket
But lost interest and found an old granny to suck it.

But the old granny was a super mean mega bitch
Turns out she really was a gawd damn witch
And then she used her evil powers and cast a spell
And shrunk the chef's penis as small as a snail

But slum had knew the answer all along
To get back conzi's mighty 12 inch dong
It wasn't the power of a yucky green ass tomato
The spell could only be reversed by a slumdum potato

So conzi ate the spud and the spell was broken
And now he was ready to do some poken
So he found that witch over by the drinking well
And conzi ripped off his clothes and gave her hell
He fucked her in the ass and even in the ear
Bent her ever twice, and stuck it up her rear

But the old witch had herself a diarrhea fit
And she started to moan, cramp, and shit
Poop was hitting the ground and flying everywhere
It was on horses, cows, and even got in people's hair

Conzi continued fucking that old bitch as he did it rough
And even faithful Lix said this tale is just too much
And all lewdcorner with it's mighty lurker user men
Said Steph please don't ever tell this damn story again

The end

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The spell could only be reversed by a slumdum potato

Next member of the Council of Slum?

 

[Ewasuw]

Mid-month, time for fireworks

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[Jorund]

Mid-month, time for fireworks

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What the ..

 

[Slumdum]

Hello everyone!

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Spoiler: niveabob

Good evening everyone, a random question, where are you from?

Well... wouldn't be nicer to start out with where you're from?
But you won't get me this time Mr. FBI man!

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Spoiler: Underlord

Random answer....I am from the Milkyway Galaxy, Sol System, 3rd planet from the sun called Earth.

Spoiler: Steph

There once was an Underlord from Nantucket.
Who bought a goat, and Conzi tried to fuck it.
But he was too short so he borrowed Mime's bucket
But lost interest and found an old granny to suck it.

But the old granny was a super mean mega bitch
Turns out she really was a gawd damn witch
And then she used her evil powers and cast a spell
And shrunk the chef's penis as small as a snail

But slum had knew the answer all along
To get back conzi's mighty 12 inch dong
It wasn't the power of a yucky green ass tomato
The spell could only be reversed by a slumdum potato

So conzi ate the spud and the spell was broken
And now he was ready to do some poken
So he found that witch over by the drinking well
And conzi ripped off his clothes and gave her hell
He fucked her in the ass and even in the ear
Bent her ever twice, and stuck it up her rear

But the old witch had herself a diarrhea fit
And she started to moan, cramp, and shit
Poop was hitting the ground and flying everywhere
It was on horses, cows, and even got in people's hair

Conzi continued fucking that old bitch as he did it rough
And even faithful Lix said this tale is just too much
And all lewdcorner with it's mighty lurker user men
Said Steph please don't ever tell this damn story again

The end

You're on a roll with these Steph!
Another hilarious one!

Damn, only a Slumdum potato... Gotta be hard to find one of those.

Spoiler: Ewasuw

Is this a site for poetry lovers or perverts?
Unless it's a site for perverted poetry lovers.

Spoiler: lahdeedah

Hey everybody! Hope you all have a great day!

lahdeedah!
Hi!
Yupp, had a fine enough Tuesday, about to leave, and get some free food.
Hope yours was great as well!

Spoiler: dirty

Next member of the Council of Slum?

Anyway, sorry everyone.
Gonna have to leave again.
See you all later!

 

[OptimusMeg99]

Hello all!

 

[fragger3]

Hello people!

 

[Recon]

Hello good morning everyone.

 

[uncbuck]

Don't worry I smacked that guy hard

A fine way to start the day

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[RogueOwl]

Hello all!

Hello people!

Hello good morning everyone.

Hello and good morning to everyone! Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

 

[Gastegar]

Okay guys. A new cycle has been complete.
We reach Taco Tuesday!
Our special offer of the day, is a shaved redhead Milf! She was eager to participate since yesterday.

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And as always, our monthly menu for you guys to enjoy!

Spoiler: menu

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Spoiler: slumdad reply

Good morning everyone!

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Good Morning Slumdad!

This dog gif... what the fuck

Been calling him that, since the early days.

And now I hope, your Tuesday will be a good one!

Thanks dude!

Can't go wrong with Tacos!

Hope you all have a good Tuesday, and before we know it, it's gonna be the weekend again.

That's the spirit!

Spoiler: hei! Lewdite-Kun! here!

Hm, tho if they all are the worst they all are also the best too. Better beware of those Monday haters, they're about to skin you alive for inferring Monday is one of the best days.

They can't do worst, than @Evil Surgeon !

I mean hey, some people hate Wed/Thurs the most due to being so far into the week. Or Fri cuz it's so close to freedom.

True. But they are wrong

Spoiler: Ok

Everything round needs my energy signature haha

Cool.

Spoiler: Leedah

Hey everybody! Hope you all have a great day!

Aren't this boy cute?

Spoiler: new kink unlocked XD

Mid-month, time for fireworks

HOT! Literally