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[User_114674]

The creature had the sunglasses of Kavinsky, the ears of the goblin Flaming,
the fangs of the vampire Inyo, the head of the Swedish chef Conzibald, the eyes of the
Teaspoon, the scrotum of bloodheart the pirate, the hands of luciddream, the legs of racoon
Algeo, with just a pinch of Anon-670, all these body parts were stitched together by the
Evil Surgeon.

Slumdum: Wait......

Narrator: What?

Slumdum: Hey bonky name the shotgun after me!

Bonk: You want me to call it the Slumgun?

Slumdum: No....Call it the Slumstick.

Narrator: Seriously?

Slum: yeah call it the Slumstick!

Narrator: Well Bonk what are we calling it?

Bonk: I'm thinking, I'm thinking....

Narrator: Some time this century please!

Bonk: Yeah call it the Slumstick after my baby Slum!

So Bonk went to his toolshed and attached a chainsaw to his hand, and also grabbed
his trusty shotgun which he nicknamed the SlumStick.

Bonk fought the beast creature and after a long battle he shot it with the Slumstick and cut off
it's head with the chainsaw, but it re-attached it's own head, then the evil surgeon danced
in delight as he thought his creature was unstoppable, but Bonk had secretly devised a plan and hired a banana princess
named StephanieD to put Xlax in the tea of the surgeon,

Narrator: Fine. And will you three do me a favor and stop interrupting
my story!

Slum: Sorry
Bonk: Sorry
StephanieD: Sorry

Evil Surgeon: Hey wait a minute

Narrator: What do you want?

Evil Surgeon: Why do I have to be the bad guy behind it all?
Why can't I be an innocent pawn and Underlord be the ultimate evil?

StephanieD: That Lewd creature sounds a lot like Slumdum's Guwnknime.

Narrator: Huh?

StephanieD: I think you copied the Lewd creature after it.

Narrator: No I didn't !

Slumdum: It does sound similar to my creature the Guwnknime.

Narrator: Bullshit!

Bonk: Don't you dare raise your voice at my baby slum!

Narrator: Screw you guys!

StephanieD: Don't make me get Conzibald!

Narrator: haha what's that old Swedish chef gonna do?

StephanieD: He'll drill some mole holes in your butt.

Narrator: What?

Conzibald: viggy, vingy, swingy, wiggy, viggy

Narrator: AHHHHHH get this crazy swede off of me!

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Oh boy that was great

 

[uncbuck]

By the way, my stance on sexuality is "as long as everyone give informed consent, anything goes", that's difficult to be more inclusive than that.

Hate carrying around the consent clipboard - but ya gotta do what you gotta do

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[TittyCommittee]

@-Bonk- @Xonia @Evil Surgeon

Story Time.

Spoiler: Story Time. The Lewd Lurker Creature

Narrator: Gather around dear friends and let me tell you the legend of the Lewd Lurker creature.

Once upon a time in the village of Lewd there was peace and happiness, and a man
named Bonk lived happily with his beloved Slumdum. He had intended to marry her
and make Slum his wife. But deep in the forest of Lewd inside an old cabin
in the woods, lived a witch, and this witch was seeking revenge on the towns people
who once banished her coven.

So the witch devised a plan against the citizens of Lewd. And a monster was created
by a crazy mad Evil Surgeon who had dug up the corpses of the dead, and brought their
severed body parts before the powerful witch called Xonia. This creature was brought to life
with the powers of the necronomicon which was a spell book inked in blood and bound
in human flesh.

The creature had the sunglasses of Kavinsky, the ears of the goblin Flaming,
the fangs of the vampire Inyo, the head of the Swedish chef Conzibald, the eyes of the
Teaspoon, the scrotum of bloodheart the pirate, the hands of luciddream, the legs of racoon
Algeo, with just a pinch of Anon-670, all these body parts were stitched together by the
Evil Surgeon.

This creature was then given life by the Witch at the Surgeons laboratory and terrorized the
village of Lewd, and many villagers died, including the beloved Slumdum, in anger the
wise nobleman Bonk decided to fight the beast and destroy it! After a brutal
fight the wiseman Bonk vanquished the beast, but in the process lost his hand
in battle, he then buried the remains of the creature on a hilltop and placed
a cross as a marker above it.

But the old witch would not be defeated so easily, and she used her powers
and read from the Necronomican once again and brought the creature back from the dead, but the creature
required a sacrifice, so the evil surgeon with scalpel in hand killed the witch and gave the
body to the beast and it devoured the witch broom and all, now the creature was
far stronger than before as it had the powers of the witch Xonia. The creature began
terrorizing the village again, Bonk fought the creature but was no match with only one
hand, so Bonk went to his toolshed and attached a chainsaw to his hand, and also grabbed
his trusty shotgun which he nicknamed poonstick sorry I mean boomstick.

Bonk: Wait.....I kind of like the nickname poonstick, can we keep it?

Narrator: Fine then

So Bonk went to his toolshed and attached a chainsaw to his hand, and also grabbed
his trusty shotgun which he nicknamed PoonStick.


Slumdum: Wait......

Narrator: What?

Slumdum: Hey bonky name the shotgun after me!

Bonk: You want me to call it the Slumgun?

Slumdum: No....Call it the Slumstick.

Narrator: Seriously?

Slum: yeah call it the Slumstick!

Narrator: Well Bonk what are we calling it?

Bonk: I'm thinking, I'm thinking....

Narrator: Some time this century please!

Bonk: Yeah call it the Slumstick after my baby Slum!


So Bonk went to his toolshed and attached a chainsaw to his hand, and also grabbed
his trusty shotgun which he nicknamed the SlumStick.


Bonk fought the beast creature and after a long battle he shot it with the Slumstick and cut off
it's head with the chainsaw, but it re-attached it's own head, then the evil surgeon danced
in delight as he thought his creature was unstoppable, but Bonk had secretly devised a plan and
hired a hooker named StephanieD to put Xlax in the tea of the surgeon.

StephanieD: Seriously why do I got to be a damn hooker for?

Narrator: What do you want to be?

StephanieD: I'm a banana princess!

Narrator: Fine. Bonk had secretly devised a plan and hired a banana princess
named StephanieD to put Xlax in the tea of the surgeon,


StephanieD: excuse me mr. narrator

Narrator: What is it now?

StephanieD: I'm kind of confused, you see you put Xlax in the tea
of the evil surgeon.

Narrator: And?

StephanieD: And that's spelled like the name of the user on the lewd forum instead of the pills
that make you go poop.

Slumdum: She is right you know.

Bonk: Yeah I agree with Steph.

Narrator: Fine. And will you three do me a favor and stop interrupting
my story!

Slum: Sorry
Bonk: Sorry
StephanieD: Sorry

Narrator: Now where was I. Oh yes....
Bonk fought the beast creature and after a long battle he shot it and cut off it's head, but it
re-attached it's own head, then the evil surgeon danced in delight as he thought his creature
was unstoppable, but Bonk had secretly devised a plan and hired a banana princess
named StephanieD to put Ex-lax in the tea of the surgeon. Then he sent a village boy named
Shawneth Chappeth to the Surgeon's laboratory, and while the Surgeon was in the shitter,
the boy quickly grabbed the book and ran away and took it to the wise man Bonk.

Bonk the wiseman had the village boy Shawneth Chappeth to read the
words of the book to try and vanquish the creature, a giant portal opened,
and the portal sucked up the beast, but Bonk flew into the portal with it, and that
was the last anyone ever saw of the lewd lurker beast or the wiseman known as Bonk.

Evil Surgeon: Hey wait a minute

Narrator: What do you want?

Evil Surgeon: Why do I have to be the bad guy behind it all?
Why can't I be an innocent pawn and Underlord be the ultimate evil?

Narrator: Fine!

As it turns out it was the master plan of the Underlord who had
used brain washing techniques to control the evil surgeon and trick
him into doing his bidding. The End

StephanieD: Hey wait a minute...

Narrator: What is it now?

StephanieD: That Lewd creature sounds a lot like Slumdum's Guwnknime.

Narrator: Huh?

StephanieD: I think you copied the Lewd creature after it.

Narrator: No I didn't !

Slumdum: It does sound similar to my creature the Guwnknime.

Narrator: Bullshit!

Bonk: Don't you dare raise your voice at my baby slum!

Narrator: Screw you guys!

StephanieD: Don't make me get Conzibald!

Narrator: haha what's that old Swedish chef gonna do?

StephanieD: He'll drill some mole holes in your butt.

Narrator: What?

Conzibald: viggy, vingy, swingy, wiggy, viggy

Narrator: AHHHHHH get this crazy swede off of me!

StephanieD: Then you shouldn't have called me a hooker.

Narrator: But I apologized and fixed it.

StephanieD: Yeah...well I've been watching Cobra Kai on Netflix.

Narrator: What's that mean?

StephanieD: It means no mercy bitch! Fill the holes Conzi.

Narrator: NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo

The End

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TLDR?

 

[TheDude14]

Oh boy that was great

Why do I get the feeling we might see some sort of creation now made up from the story

 

[-Bonk-]

@-Bonk- @Xonia @Evil Surgeon

Story Time.

Spoiler: Story Time. The Lewd Lurker Creature

Narrator: Gather around dear friends and let me tell you the legend of the Lewd Lurker creature.

Once upon a time in the village of Lewd there was peace and happiness, and a man
named Bonk lived happily with his beloved Slumdum. He had intended to marry her
and make Slum his wife. But deep in the forest of Lewd inside an old cabin
in the woods, lived a witch, and this witch was seeking revenge on the towns people
who once banished her coven.

So the witch devised a plan against the citizens of Lewd. And a monster was created
by a crazy mad Evil Surgeon who had dug up the corpses of the dead, and brought their
severed body parts before the powerful witch called Xonia. This creature was brought to life
with the powers of the necronomicon which was a spell book inked in blood and bound
in human flesh.

The creature had the sunglasses of Kavinsky, the ears of the goblin Flaming,
the fangs of the vampire Inyo, the head of the Swedish chef Conzibald, the eyes of the
Teaspoon, the scrotum of bloodheart the pirate, the hands of luciddream, the legs of racoon
Algeo, with just a pinch of Anon-670, all these body parts were stitched together by the
Evil Surgeon.

This creature was then given life by the Witch at the Surgeons laboratory and terrorized the
village of Lewd, and many villagers died, including the beloved Slumdum, in anger the
wise nobleman Bonk decided to fight the beast and destroy it! After a brutal
fight the wiseman Bonk vanquished the beast, but in the process lost his hand
in battle, he then buried the remains of the creature on a hilltop and placed
a cross as a marker above it.

But the old witch would not be defeated so easily, and she used her powers
and read from the Necronomican once again and brought the creature back from the dead, but the creature
required a sacrifice, so the evil surgeon with scalpel in hand killed the witch and gave the
body to the beast and it devoured the witch broom and all, now the creature was
far stronger than before as it had the powers of the witch Xonia. The creature began
terrorizing the village again, Bonk fought the creature but was no match with only one
hand, so Bonk went to his toolshed and attached a chainsaw to his hand, and also grabbed
his trusty shotgun which he nicknamed poonstick sorry I mean boomstick.

Bonk: Wait.....I kind of like the nickname poonstick, can we keep it?

Narrator: Fine then

So Bonk went to his toolshed and attached a chainsaw to his hand, and also grabbed
his trusty shotgun which he nicknamed PoonStick.


Slumdum: Wait......

Narrator: What?

Slumdum: Hey bonky name the shotgun after me!

Bonk: You want me to call it the Slumgun?

Slumdum: No....Call it the Slumstick.

Narrator: Seriously?

Slum: yeah call it the Slumstick!

Narrator: Well Bonk what are we calling it?

Bonk: I'm thinking, I'm thinking....

Narrator: Some time this century please!

Bonk: Yeah call it the Slumstick after my baby Slum!


So Bonk went to his toolshed and attached a chainsaw to his hand, and also grabbed
his trusty shotgun which he nicknamed the SlumStick.


Bonk fought the beast creature and after a long battle he shot it with the Slumstick and cut off
it's head with the chainsaw, but it re-attached it's own head, then the evil surgeon danced
in delight as he thought his creature was unstoppable, but Bonk had secretly devised a plan and
hired a hooker named StephanieD to put Xlax in the tea of the surgeon.

StephanieD: Seriously why do I got to be a damn hooker for?

Narrator: What do you want to be?

StephanieD: I'm a banana princess!

Narrator: Fine. Bonk had secretly devised a plan and hired a banana princess
named StephanieD to put Xlax in the tea of the surgeon,


StephanieD: excuse me mr. narrator

Narrator: What is it now?

StephanieD: I'm kind of confused, you see you put Xlax in the tea
of the evil surgeon.

Narrator: And?

StephanieD: And that's spelled like the name of the user on the lewd forum instead of the pills
that make you go poop.

Slumdum: She is right you know.

Bonk: Yeah I agree with Steph.

Narrator: Fine. And will you three do me a favor and stop interrupting
my story!

Slum: Sorry
Bonk: Sorry
StephanieD: Sorry

Narrator: Now where was I. Oh yes....
Bonk fought the beast creature and after a long battle he shot it and cut off it's head, but it
re-attached it's own head, then the evil surgeon danced in delight as he thought his creature
was unstoppable, but Bonk had secretly devised a plan and hired a banana princess
named StephanieD to put Ex-lax in the tea of the surgeon. Then he sent a village boy named
Shawneth Chappeth to the Surgeon's laboratory, and while the Surgeon was in the shitter,
the boy quickly grabbed the book and ran away and took it to the wise man Bonk.

Bonk the wiseman had the village boy Shawneth Chappeth to read the
words of the book to try and vanquish the creature, a giant portal opened,
and the portal sucked up the beast, but Bonk flew into the portal with it, and that
was the last anyone ever saw of the lewd lurker beast or the wiseman known as Bonk.

Evil Surgeon: Hey wait a minute

Narrator: What do you want?

Evil Surgeon: Why do I have to be the bad guy behind it all?
Why can't I be an innocent pawn and Underlord be the ultimate evil?

Narrator: Fine!

As it turns out it was the master plan of the Underlord who had
used brain washing techniques to control the evil surgeon and trick
him into doing his bidding. The End

StephanieD: Hey wait a minute...

Narrator: What is it now?

StephanieD: That Lewd creature sounds a lot like Slumdum's Guwnknime.

Narrator: Huh?

StephanieD: I think you copied the Lewd creature after it.

Narrator: No I didn't !

Slumdum: It does sound similar to my creature the Guwnknime.

Narrator: Bullshit!

Bonk: Don't you dare raise your voice at my baby slum!

Narrator: Screw you guys!

StephanieD: Don't make me get Conzibald!

Narrator: haha what's that old Swedish chef gonna do?

StephanieD: He'll drill some mole holes in your butt.

Narrator: What?

Conzibald: viggy, vingy, swingy, wiggy, viggy

Narrator: AHHHHHH get this crazy swede off of me!

StephanieD: Then you shouldn't have called me a hooker.

Narrator: But I apologized and fixed it.

StephanieD: Yeah...well I've been watching Cobra Kai on Netflix.

Narrator: What's that mean?

StephanieD: It means no mercy bitch! Fill the holes Conzi.

Narrator: NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo

The End

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Excellent story Stephy, love the pic at the end.....almost like rolling credits

 

[whydoineedto]

TLDR?

 

[TwistedKnyte]

Never really got the point of this... if nti social then why post lol.... jokes a side wooooo!

 

[User_61141]

TLDR?

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[whydoineedto]

Never really got the point of this... if nti social then why post lol....

jokes a side wooooo!

 

[TheDude14]

That's exactly what I was thinking also. That's on the new lurker bingo card.

 

[uncbuck]

I think more sex education and communication is key.

I once knew a couple -- both really good friends of mine that broke up -- Over drinks I asked both of them separately what happened.

They both said -- I really liked everything about their partner but he / she was boring in bed. True story -- they both were afraid to be the first one to make a move.

Soooo - I asked her out.

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[Slumdum]

Why do I get the feeling we might see some sort of creation now made up from the story

Gonna admit... I was tempted to try and create something from the description of the creature.

 

[whydoineedto]

Gonna admit... I was tempted to try and create something from the description of the creature.

 

[-Bonk-]

@StephanieD @Slumdum

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[TittyCommittee]

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Alright I'll read it, jeez.

 

[Slumdum]

@StephanieD @Slumdum

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Let's start this October off Bonki!
I look like some kinda Digimon!

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[User_114674]

Gonna admit... I was tempted to try and create something from the description of the creature.

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[-Bonk-]

Let's start this October off Bonki!
I look like some kinda Digimon!

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I've always wanted a slum-o-lantern. Trick or treat....smell my feet.....gimme slumthing good to eat

 

[mime]

Yeah, Bonki did a good job with them, then you did a good job putting them together!

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I had a lot of fun putting those together.

Himime. Keep the themes coming!

That's the plan. I have a big list of themes. Some are scheduled for specific dates already, and some days I just grab one from the stack.

I had an idea that I really liked recently, but I didn't write it down and have forgotten it.

Let me know which ones you really like, because some will definitely get repeated!

By the way, my stance on sexuality is "as long as everyone give informed consent, anything goes", that's difficult to be more inclusive than that.

That's the best policy.

Never really got the point of this... if nti social then why post lol.... jokes a side wooooo!

Social people go hang out with people and talk. With their voices.

Anti-social people lurk on Internet forums typing things. Trust me, if you tell someone, "most of the people I communicate with are in a niche online forum that I'm typing to", they're going to say you're "anti-social".

 

[HandholdDegen]

Spooky season! Time for all VNs to release extra chapters with a short halloween theme and a jumpscare!
Good times, good times.