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[Saturnus]

I loved Dark Souls so much it was the first game I got 100% on in a decade, and I am not even that good at it, particularly compared to the die hards. If you can get past the initial hump of figuring out how to spec your build properly, the game opens up and becomes much more fun and intriguing.

So, you're saying I just have to play it for a few hours before it gets good? But, I also have to figure how to spec my..
No thanks, I've played Demons and Dark Souls, and 3. I just don't like them. The controls are my main issue

Since I'm trying to avoid any thumbs down, for the old luddites among us, what is a proxy image?

I did due diligence and Googled it and I got:
An image proxy is an application that will generate or retrieve custom images on the fly based on a web request. They can be used for cropping or resizing images, adding watermarks or image effects, and changing the format.

and I can say with certainty...

...those are English words.

Well, I was trying to get his attention mostly.
@HTYYHRK was posting images from a privacy based search engine (startpage.com) that were showing up as 'proxy-image' for me

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It didn't work on 3 browsers. So I was complaining, pretty much...

Dark Souls 1 is peak, but I think for someone not familiar with these type of games I would recommend Elden Ring, because it's easier to run away when you have trouble lol

If I try another Fromsoft game, it will be this or Armored Core 6

I don't why the phrase "Hair farmers" made me chuckle so damn much.

They sell delicious pies!

There's still sketchy-ish parts to this whole thing...
Did he drive around in a windowless, white panel van with "Cash For Hair" painted on the side?

I didn't see his hair van, unfortunately

While I don't share @yapie's particular preference (which I think @conzibald seems to enjoy as well), I saw something this morning I figure you guys would like. Not AI, not lewd, but you could probably use it to inspire your art.

Spoiler: Lobelia Sackville-Baggins

And she'd try to steal @Teaspoon if she saw him lying about.

Bitch stole my butter knife!

It would be better, but I'm using a rollerball mouse instead of a stylus to cut out faces - ragged edges are hard to avoid.

You gotta go with Photoshop. You paste the image over what you want to put it on. Then you can adjust transparency to see through and erase what you want.

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As a former Catholic, this sounds familiar and tempting...

I kinda know the feeling, but mostly just responding to quotes- can't really join in any "Reindeer games".

Watching from the sidelines 6 hours later...
Shake that stankin ass girl!

My point. Not saying he wasn't good (although he admitted in interviews he had no idea what he was doing OR what the movie was really about). I get that you need a wizened old sage-type character for the role, but what if they had cast someone younger- that lightsaber duel might have been a little more exciting. It looked like when 2 little kids find big sticks in the back yard.

Well, I know he was a wise old monk character, but it looks like he could barely walk.
Of course, the first time I saw A New Hope, it seemed so cool. But, by the time the prequels came out, it seemed like a retirement home fight!
Still love the original trilogy though

Well, the reading and spelling thing CAN present issues even with a computer. I'm sure you've seen those FB posts...

I have seen the FB posts. The youngs' slang and humor is not for me.
I have also seen some shit the old fogeys post, too. (AI could convince 70+ year olds of anything, I swear)

"Core math" adds visualization to something that we didn't need. My point is why couldn't they just learn the same way.

My niece is college aged and very good with the new math. I think she would have been good with the old math, too. Just learned a different way. She gets all the right answers, though.

When did being educated become a bad thing?

I could think of a couple pretty pivotal things in the past decade...
But, being from the midwest, education was always a little demonized. Maybe it's a little jealousy
I think, from seeing it over the years, most of the people who leave and go to college never come back or get a great job and live in a more populated place.

I still love giving a cashier OVER the amount so that I don't get back coins and watch their little brains start melting.

One of the cash registers that spits out the correct change broke down once on me, I had to count it out with the girl to give me correct change. Took 15 minutes!

Story Time:
My buddy had a hard time getting his daughter to study and her grades were less than mediocre. She wouldn't listen to him when he tried to help her- because that's not how she was being taught. Same Lessons. Same Knowledge. Different Method.
I offer to tutor her- she gives me an essay or report on fucking something.
I break out the red pen and correct it. She's visibly upset and asks why I did it.
I said you misspelled words, there's no punctuation, no capitalization, no paragraphs, the wrong tenses of verbs, run-on sentences, incomplete sentences, and it just reads bloody awful- like you half paid attention to the lesson or book.
To which she replies, "Oh, the teacher doesn't care about any of that." It WAS an ENGLISH CLASS!
We move on to Maths (why, I don't know, maybe I'm paying for the sins of a past life...)
Just as atrocious as the English lesson- all these bubbles drawn all over the damn place AND the answers were still wrong.
This time she says, "The teacher doesn't care if we're right, just that we're 'close' to the right answer."
So I asked her one simple question. "Okay [Redacted], Lets say it's my job to figure out your paycheck at the end of the week, for all the long, hard hours that you've put into your job- Do you want me to be accurate or "close".
She just stared at me like a deer in fuckin' headlights...

She sounds like a dumbass or bad teaching!
But, if she was having less than mediocre grades, maybe she was lying about what the teacher actually wanted. Or didn't understand.
We had a class in HS called "Business Math." They covered addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. That's all they covered. Literally 6th grade shit.
The seats were full every period, every semester. You had to pass at least that class to get a diploma. They didn't even teach percentages or fractions!
Maybe that girl should restart with business math is what I'm saying.

But it sounds like he did everything that your Gramps wanted right?
Wasn't he going to pay for school IF your nephew went there and passed the test?
If so, he totally reneged on the deal.
What a fuckin' prick.

Gramps is a fucking prick for sure. Got into an argument with his son-in-law 10 years ago and they haven't spoken since.
They live across the street from each other.

Kind of like "Conker's Bad Fur Day" or "Boogerman"?

Conkers, but with more swearing. And a little funnier. Never played boogerman.

With their dirty, slutty, mockable names?

You said it!

Again, IF she's "lock-blocked" by someone working for the charity- it seems like a conflict of interest.
Yeah, it sounds like some "Buffalo Bill" shit.
Also, he must've know who she was?
Maybe he glued the hair to a blow-up doll?

He definitely knew who she was, because the lady at the hair place told him.
Maybe he made a bunch of hair fleshlights for future use?

Well, shit. IT'S time to get paid.

That's just the AFLAC price! If you have someone to purchase the kidney, even more money!
You know, when I was younger, I thought the threat of losing a kidney was much higher than it actually is...

But if you do that, how can you tell if it's well seasoned?

I rinse well and wipe the rim where things can get a little weird, but I don't worry too much about the staining. My favorite is kind of a natural/ecru color on the inside with deep blue glazing on the outside. Based on where I bought it, probably from Mexico; probably something toxic in the clay and the glaze - but I've had it for about 15 years and have only grown one extra toe.

You're not supposed to grow toes out of your cheeks! Any of your cheeks!

i have a question for you guys - my terabyte HDD is almost getting full of lewd games, how do you deal with this? just get a 2 tb HDD? get an external SSD and to copy the games over as backup? transferring this much data to an external SSD seems to take really long, so I'm not sure how I'll sustain this if it keeps growing over the years

Spend $100 and get a 4TB SSD external. As long as you're not moving shit back and forth all the time, it'll last you many many years.

I can't believe you didn't warn us

What an asshole that other guy is!
Should have warned us 2,3, or even 4 times!

I think you're just copying Scientology, maybe with a little LDS thrown in. What's the deal on multiple marriage?

I think it's like either of those religions; Depends on how much money you have.

Hey guys how is everyone doing

Hi Dover! Missed you!

 

[luciddream]

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Alright everyone I'm out. Was a pleasure. Good to see @DoverDad again.

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I won't speak on that. Another funny mishap......i should have notified some other
threads with a "heads up" pardon the pun. Let's just say....a mod saw all these logs
on pfp changes and was thinking.....wtf ? lol

Even though I was playing along I was like this the entire time.

Good night Bonk and All.

 

[TheDude14]

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I won't speak on that. Another funny mishap......i should have notified some other
threads with a "heads up" pardon the pun. Let's just say....a mod saw all these logs
on pfp changes and was thinking.....wtf ? lol

Oh no, did someone get a spanking?

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[El Buho]

Ok so with that being said. When you see a possum on the side of the road. Is it dead or just playing possum?

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If he looks like this, he is not dead.

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[micmitja]

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Alright everyone I'm out. Was a pleasure. Good to see @DoverDad again.

Even though I was playing along I was like this the entire time.

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Good night Bonk and All.

sleep well

 

[Tosser]

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Yeah it definitely spiraled into a clusterfuck of anarchy. I did have to publicly
apologize to Teaspoon, wasn't thinking about the horror he would experience
showing up and seeing Underlords fucking everywhere lol

So do you think something like this might really freak him out?

Spoiler: UnderSpoon

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[falox]

So.... what's pfp?

 

[Tosser]

Ok now hear me out. You say see the inside. But when they are playing possum they are acting like they are dead. Whos to say they didn't throw some blood and guts around to make it look more realistic.

I suppose they could be dragging a squashed squirrel around with them to give that effect.

 

[micmitja]

So.... what's pfp?

profile picture. what you don't have atm

 

[-Bonk-]

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Alright everyone I'm out. Was a pleasure. Good to see @DoverDad again.

Even though I was playing along I was like this the entire time.

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Good night Bonk and All.

You had access to the plot, you just showed up late. G'nite my
brother Bonky 's ya

Oh no, did someone get a spanking?

hehe, let's just say it went a little something like this

 

[TheDude14]

I suppose they could be dragging a squashed squirrel around with them to give that effect.

We might need @algeo help here. Being a racoon and all. Might have some possum friends

 

[Tosser]

You gotta go with Photoshop. You paste the image over what you want to put it on. Then you can adjust transparency to see through and erase what you want.

I had a pirated version of PS a few years back that I couldn't get to work properly, and I don't have the funds for a real copy - bought that for an ex once when I gave her a new laptop for Christmas one year (she was an artist), and that shit gets pricey.

 

[Ketamina]

PSA TIME
check your postures
take breaks, eyes and limbs
and stay hydrated! <3

 

[falox]

profile picture. what you don't have atm

Actually I do. I really can't think on something that I would like as an avatar of me. But them coins... so I just printed the default pfp and uploaded it.


So that carfuffle being discussed above is some past thing, as in Bonk's pfp is already back? Just trying to stay up to date here.

 

[jsmith666]

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Time for me to crash, I'll be back tomorrow.

 

[-Bonk-]

So do you think something like this might really freak him out?

Spoiler: UnderSpoon

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Are you fuckin crazy ???

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The wrath that will come down on you for that.....

 

[micmitja]

I had a pirated version of PS a few years back that I couldn't get to work properly, and I don't have the funds for a real copy - bought that for an ex once when I gave her a new laptop for Christmas one year (she was an artist), and that shit gets pricey.

grab from here, last scene dud working on adobe products. rest are shit, they cant even do iso image and mostly full of spyware. this one works fine

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follow instructions and after you got it installed, manually block outgoing connection or it will start to bug you in time with popouts and shit.
if for some reason you got too old hardware and this one wont be running. look for 2018 version
Adobe Master Collection CC 2018 v4 + Crack - [CrackzSoft] - that one worked fine for me on ancient hardware before upgrade.

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Time for me to crash, I'll be back tomorrow.

sleep well

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[mime]

Hey guys! Hows it going? Has Mime committed any atrocities yet today?

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Keep telling lies about me. None of my victims remember anything. I've never hurt anyone.

Who is this mime and where did stash the hookers? Asking for a friend.

Sadly, they're not the hookers you wanted...

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Oh sure @mime is nice to you. But me not so much. Must still be too new lol

What? I'm holding your eyes open, so that you don't miss any of the good stuff!!

The first time I posted anything in this thread I think mime threatened to rape me while Conzi watched...

I don't make threats, I make promises.


And neither Conzi nor I will sit around an watch. I stick to my preferred 3 types of holes, but I take every one of them. Conzi would get around to every bottle and pipe as he doesn't have the same limits as I do.

Never trust a mime

You should have trusted that mime!

No fucking way ......that Conzi would just watch

Conzi and I share a lot of holes!

Yes dead hookers are just a routine part of life at this point no one cares. But this monster refuses to change his stance on sleaze despite my petition! I can't even imagine a greater atrocity being possible than this

I don't have access to any admin controls.

Don't let the bravado fool you, she's actually a powerbottom.

Spoiler: Just for HTYYHRK the fool

I think you got those two mixed around.
@conzibald in the ass, @mime in the mouth.

I mean, I'll take the pussy, mouth, and ass. Not sure Conzi's order of preference, but we're good at sharing.

yep definitely sounds like @mime now lemme just slide behind you and get your clothes off. and stick my dick in you ^^

Yep! Come on in, buddy!

 

[Safetydummy]

I would love to see more of her.. sigh

You and me both. Kate Beckinsale is quite yummy.

i have a Japanese doll from about 100 year ago and her hair is real. Usually real hair dolls are very expensive but they make them or used to do. No, the dolls are not cheap. My one was gift from old lady and she is very special to me because of her history bal bla bla and as rare as teeth on hens... (Old Australian saying for very rare lol) I wont carry on about dolls, but yes, some do have real human hair. Horse hair is too thick and not used in dolls... Actually..;??? Maybe I'm wrong but I don't think it was used??

Wow. That's really cool. What kind of doll is it?
I thought they did- because it was plentiful and cheap (back then), now I think it's synthetic.

seems you have a lot of data to fill them up. I only have maybe 500GB date so, at the moment 1TB is fine but in future it wont be enough. Not for gaming and art programs and the storage.

O ok. Titan. Huge. I understand lol.
O no, PS4 have tons and tons of good game. Just most are expensive I find. All console games cost lot of money new. plus the console are very costly so i never buy. I agree, ps5 is better. Just that these console games it seems get very outdate and ps 1, 2, 3 games become unusable on the ps4 and 5, or at least I was told, but ps4 can be play on ps5.. This means all the $$$$ you spend on these older games becomes useless and IMO it is waste. In pc gaming i can buy very old vintage pc games and still use them many year after, so, my logic is if I want to play old and new games, then it is useless to waste hundreds dollars on the console and the games that after so many years will be just dust collectors like the old ps1 and 2 games. Without a ps2 console they are useless, so, i feel just not worth the money people do spend. I did look at Xbox and Ps4 to see about but sadly I felt its not something I personally will invest. PC games are easy. You buy and they last forever on your pc (or until the pc become useless)

Actually, having a PC is probably much better, tbth. Eventually there will be a PS5 emulator to play those newer console games- you just have to wait, but someone inevitably will port it over. (IF there isn't one already.)

You have no idea about my version of innocent

but I didn't say it is correct exactly...

I get your "point", but I'd like to know more...

Actually... Now that I already insulted you (with my weird humor) by calling your pc tech Jurasic.. it is payback because my TV is old too and I cant really use pc with it, or if I can i dont care, but yes, you can do all that. I think some smart tv have usb and yes, there is switch to TV or pc

O yeah, i think you are rite. they have flash drive plug into the back.

My TV is that in-between one- it's a flat-screen, but it's before SmartTVs were a thing. It works- I can run the laptop through HDMI, I'm happy.

what is difference between porn spam and spam porn? Do I want to know? lol
As for this mystery meat hole... My mind is thinking about it... What could they hatch out of this hole?

Porn spam would be flooding someone's "Inbox" with porn.
Spam Porn would be having sex with a can of "Spiced Ham".

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Ima stop thinking about holes now before...??? now i return to HELL!

Be careful what you say in this place...

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[TheDude14]

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Time for me to crash, I'll be back tomorrow.

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