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You might also want to research some "shoplifter documentaries"Well I better go study some and see if I can figure out the difference.
You might also want to research some "shoplifter documentaries"Well I better go study some and see if I can figure out the difference.
Shoplyfter is the correct spelling......just saying hahaYou might also want to research some "shoplifter documentaries"
Yeah, that one had me rolling pretty good too!HAHAHA! Magnificent!
I'm doing my version of backreading. Go through posts, click multiquote button, reply every 3-5 pages, get distracted so it takes 45 minutes.
BUT what IF your partner looks like this? Guz's mask is lookin' pretty fuckin' good now, isn't it?I like to see my partner's face![]()
I'm sorry, "playing the prostate"...but I neither like playing the prostate nor being banned /)(°^°)(\
Yeah boy, make it drizzle!Only...like...21,000L₵ to go!
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Okay, I was really hoping you'd continue on about the pencils...Well... yeah.
It's what I do. Though I did get this image. Not sure how to take it:
Although lemme tell ya about pencils...I'd say it's not personal.
I'm not speaking for anybody but me and (dipping my baby toe into IRL/politics), but because there's so much: "Can't talk about it because:
-It's an active investigation.
-There's a gag order.
-It's privileged corporate information, etc..
in the world, that some people might start to expect that ANYBODY in charge can't talk about anything anymore, even if they say otherwise.
Fuck. My best friend in my youth had a checkered past. Never saw him again after a point. Decades later, I heard (so could be bullshit) that a judge gave him a gag order. He told them the French version of Fuck Off. Paid the price.
The point re: this website's situation?
Personally, I'm assuming the team can't talk much about it because they can't, or they think it'll make it worse.
And then... the bullshit speculation begins... because that's happens when human nature meets a secret...
Damn!Now time for nap!
Bok, Bok Bok Bok. Bok Bok Bok...Bok. Bok!Bok Bok Bok-BoK
Mmm, but so, so, so worth it...So, taco meat, hot dog, cheese, bacon and pastrami? You could call it "The Poop Next Week Dog"
That. Sounds. Awful. It's supposed to stink AFTER it comes out of you- NOT before.Fuck if I know! We cleared the whole house, no way I would eat that.
What? You don't have a VPN (Virtual Papal Network?).I'm not touching that search with a 10 foot pole. That's Vatican City Duckduckg0 search terms
In "chocolate"? Was it...I haven't been called that since I wrote on the walls of the capital.
Awww, shucks. The link doesn't work ANDChivalry isn't dead, it just looks like BDSM after care.
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You're bi-lingual? Me, too!
I speak English and American
if it looks like this I know I wouldn't go there x:BUT what IF your partner looks like this? Guz's mask is lookin' pretty fuckin' good now, isn't it?
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(Sorry Slum, I "borrowed" this for illustrative purposes.)
(She kinda looks like the keyboard player for "Lordi", ngl.)
I'm sorry, "playing the prostate"...I love the way that sounds.
If you're Matthiacallus- I guess you play it like a kazoo...with tongue?![]()
I already Seen Gandalf the Pink@Inyo is gonna love this pic!![]()
I dunno. As a French person, I actually respect the efficiency of English.so much English early in the morning, after a bad awakening. It's a bit too much, I risk getting indigestion x:
IKR? What a tease. Ready to take notes and everything...Woah woah woah, don't cut out there.
I want to know about pencils...
(Also, I hope you know all my comments werer in loving jest - you are my Favourite French, after all)
Unlike Underlord "calm and collectING".I will be your Lawyer!
I'm remarkably calm and collected.
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"Cheese Omelette" from the Steve Martin album waaay back in the day.![]()
all the French I'll ever need to know
yes but me, im not bilingual :'cI dunno. As a French person, I actually respect the efficiency of English.
I mean, if you've ever been to a bilingual country like Canada, you know ALL about the differences when it comes to instructions:
ENGLISH
words.words.words.words.words.words.
words.words.words.words.words.words.words.
words.words.words.words.words.
FRANCAIS
mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.
mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.
mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.
mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.
mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.
mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.
mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.
mots.
if you want to show off, say “omelette au fromage” c:![]()
all the French I'll ever need to know
The bunghole is like a harmonica. You have to use your tongue properly to make it whistle in tuneI'm sorry, "playing the prostate"...I love the way that sounds.
If you're Matthiacallus- I guess you play it like a kazoo...with tongue?![]()
Scandinavian outhouses are the real source of mustard gas.That. Sounds. Awful. It's supposed to stink AFTER it comes out of you- NOT before.![]()
I've been on some shady internet, but never that shady.What? You don't have a VPN (Virtual Papal Network?).![]()
Nope, it was "Hang Mike Pence"In "chocolate"? Was it...
I'll only put the truly horrific images in a spoiler!Awww, shucks. The link doesn't work AND
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YOU KNOW WHAT?! THE EASTER BUNNY ISN'T REAL!
Which one is in the cellar?if it looks like this I know I wouldn't go there x:
the new games console, the prostate for all adults who have a soul of children (if you kept it in the cellar it doesn't count D=)
YOU KNOW WHAT?! THE EASTER BUNNY ISN'T REAL!
You mean the "Sony Prostate-tion 5"?if it looks like this I know I wouldn't go there x:
the new games console, the prostate for all adults who have a soul of children (if you kept it in the cellar it doesn't count D=)
microsoft xbox 360prostateYou mean the "Sony Prostate-tion 5"?![]()
No need for that, just sit and stay, and a lot of us will show you...Well I better go study some and see if I can figure out the difference.
OMG funny you should say this
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Slumbaby and i are getting married
And as the loving husfe I am, I'm of course gonna come visit at least once a week.
This may be true. Also if Guz strolls through here and sees this after the dm i sent
for approval. He might seek to have me commited
And I wouldn't have it any other way!Indeed !! too bad Slumbaby went to bed before saying yes. Should make
for a interesting backread lol
Guess we'll have to say we already sent out the invitations
I kid you not, searching "proposal" on Tenor gifs and this is there on the top
So i guess @algeo is the ring bearer
To the frontline my brothers
Yeah, me too, can't wait too see what he does...Gotta admit.. I'm looking forward to his reaction too.I gotta figure at times he's like..
I think I saw @Slumdum lurking around here. Hey, when you see @-Bonk- when he wakes up.. tell him I was working on a little project for him.
Umm.. it didn't work out so well for @Underlord though. Oops? Nah.. no big loss.
Again? Your getting dangerously close to calling yourself a backreader....You made me of allpeoplebears, backread something. Me?!
You're lucky it was worth the read...
Now I need some alone time to process that story...
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I was gonna make that joke too..
He IS the mask! Everything or anyone the mask is put on becomes Guzmeister!This just raises more questions.... Was @Guz89 born in the mask? Or did it get put on him as a child?
If he was bon with it, I feel sorry for that poor woman giving birth to a squishy, fleshy thing, wearing a cold, metal, potentially sharp-edged, mask...
Now im a
Finally P4
I'll be right with you, finally making gifs, what have I become.![]()
Dynamic moves are always difficult and more time costly.
If your character moves at an angle, you need to micro rotate and the link can move or switch. If the character moves forward or backward, the image size needs to be adjusted manually.
The superhero team walking literally took me maybe 3-4 minutes max. But I've had other gifs that were a nightmare and that I eventually just accepted would have a bit of a crappy part because everything else would be insane.
Bottom right zoom into screen took me easily 30 min, multiple tries, still isn't really good, and pretty much drove me temporarily insane.
By comparison, the wiggling Underlord was almost easy, just frame by frame rotation adjustments.
So don't be dishearted, just keep trying, keep practising and don't be discouraged by difficult gifs like the one you picked.
The most important thing is that you're having fun.![]()
Love the dancing gif kuraiken!Oh, Bonk's gif was inspiring.
I think I went a little crazy.
For the soundtrack:
The one and only, the greatest:
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Solo Performance:
The Wannabes
And the ultimate Dancing Group:
Lords of the Lewd
Just put it back where you found it, when you're done, or else I'll have a hard time finding it...BUT what IF your partner looks like this? Guz's mask is lookin' pretty fuckin' good now, isn't it?
(Sorry Slum, I "borrowed" this for illustrative purposes.)
(She kinda looks like the keyboard player for "Lordi", ngl.)![]()
Not yet!yes but me, im not bilingual :'c
I don't know French yet, we'll see later for the other languages c=Good morning everyone!
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And as the loving husfe I am, I'm of course gonna come visit at least once a week.
And I wouldn't have it any other way!
Raccoonus Maximus is gonna be the best ring bearer!
Or Kuma would be? Since you know... Ring bear..er?... I'll see myself out...
THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE COMMITING YOURSELF TOO BONKI!
*Crackle* Send the best teams we have, Bonki calls for help!, over *crackle
Yeah, me too, can't wait too see what he does...
Waaiiit... a minute...
Again? Your getting dangerously close to calling yourself a backreader....
I was gonna make that joke too..
So I can only approve!
He IS the mask! Everything or anyone the mask is put on becomes Guzmeister!
Dad, now you can finally come home with the milk!
Love the dancing gif kuraiken!
The only little thing I could have changes is, swtiching mlp and Bonki, so Bonki was holding Underlords hand.Just put it back where you found it, when you're done, or else I'll have a hard time finding it...Not yet!
But with time and practice it will surely come!I would like on Bonki's and mine behalf, to thank everyone who's gonna attend the wedding.
But big thanks to
@micmitja for the delicious looking cakes.
@Raccoonus Maximus for bringing the rings at the ceremony.
@Doc for stealing the rings? Goddammit Doc!
@kuraiken for the defense at the wedding, and for training with Bonki, so he got that much better at EVERYTHING.
@Kuma of the Mono being the officiator, and an amazing fish slapper.Hello mighty mods, I'm gonna be your summoner again today.
So lets get started.
I'm gonna need a @Guz89 to raise a hand.
A @Shawnchapp to bring me something purple.
@BeowulfKnight to show up.
And a @mime for entertainment.
Summoning is complete!
You might need more than that or a mime might have a baseball bat for you.Hi everyone
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