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Anti-Social & Lurker - Hideout spot

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How bout this?
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before I had never seen the editing marks on his leg x)
 
Well I better go study some and see if I can figure out the difference.
You might also want to research some "shoplifter documentaries"
 
HAHAHA! Magnificent!

I'm doing my version of backreading. Go through posts, click multiquote button, reply every 3-5 pages, get distracted so it takes 45 minutes.
Yeah, that one had me rolling pretty good too! :ROFLMAO:
I like to see my partner's face ;)
BUT what IF your partner looks like this? Guz's mask is lookin' pretty fuckin' good now, isn't it? :ROFLMAO:
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(Sorry Slum, I "borrowed" this for illustrative purposes.) ;)
(She kinda looks like the keyboard player for "Lordi", ngl.) :ROFLMAO:
but I neither like playing the prostate nor being banned /)(°^°)(\
I'm sorry, "playing the prostate"... :ROFLMAO: I love the way that sounds.
If you're Matthiacallus- I guess you play it like a kazoo...with tongue? :ROFLMAO:
Only...like...21,000L₵ to go!
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Yeah boy, make it drizzle! :ROFLMAO:
Well... yeah.

It's what I do. Though I did get this image. Not sure how to take it:

Although lemme tell ya about pencils...
I'd say it's not personal.

I'm not speaking for anybody but me and (dipping my baby toe into IRL/politics), but because there's so much: "Can't talk about it because:
-It's an active investigation.
-There's a gag order.
-It's privileged corporate information, etc..

in the world, that some people might start to expect that ANYBODY in charge can't talk about anything anymore, even if they say otherwise.

Fuck. My best friend in my youth had a checkered past. Never saw him again after a point. Decades later, I heard (so could be bullshit) that a judge gave him a gag order. He told them the French version of Fuck Off. Paid the price.

The point re: this website's situation?
Personally, I'm assuming the team can't talk much about it because they can't, or they think it'll make it worse.


And then... the bullshit speculation begins... because that's happens when human nature meets a secret...
Okay, I was really hoping you'd continue on about the pencils... :ROFLMAO:
Now time for nap!
Damn!

Bok Bok Bok-BoK
Bok, Bok Bok Bok. Bok Bok Bok...Bok. Bok! 🐔
So, taco meat, hot dog, cheese, bacon and pastrami? You could call it "The Poop Next Week Dog"
Mmm, but so, so, so worth it... 😋
Fuck if I know! We cleared the whole house, no way I would eat that.
That. Sounds. Awful. It's supposed to stink AFTER it comes out of you- NOT before. :sick:
I'm not touching that search with a 10 foot pole. That's Vatican City Duckduckg0 search terms
What? You don't have a VPN (Virtual Papal Network?). :ROFLMAO:
I haven't been called that since I wrote on the walls of the capital.
In "chocolate"? Was it...

(We all know it should be "Romani Ite Domuim".) :ROFLMAO:
Chivalry isn't dead, it just looks like BDSM after care.
https://us.rule34.xxx/images/5885/7510a0189d4ff164638bfa7ed004cecd.jpeg?6689108
Awww, shucks. The link doesn't work AND

You're bi-lingual? Me, too!
I speak English and American
:ROFLMAO:
 

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BUT what IF your partner looks like this? Guz's mask is lookin' pretty fuckin' good now, isn't it? :ROFLMAO:
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(Sorry Slum, I "borrowed" this for illustrative purposes.) ;)
(She kinda looks like the keyboard player for "Lordi", ngl.) :ROFLMAO:

I'm sorry, "playing the prostate"... :ROFLMAO: I love the way that sounds.
If you're Matthiacallus- I guess you play it like a kazoo...with tongue? :ROFLMAO:
if it looks like this I know I wouldn't go there x:

the new games console, the prostate for all adults who have a soul of children (if you kept it in the cellar it doesn't count D=)
 
@Inyo is gonna love this pic! :ROFLMAO:
I already Seen Gandalf the Pink

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He stole my top but I will forgive him.

he have also a son somewhere

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so much English early in the morning, after a bad awakening. It's a bit too much, I risk getting indigestion x:
I dunno. As a French person, I actually respect the efficiency of English.

I mean, if you've ever been to a bilingual country like Canada, you know ALL about the differences when it comes to instructions on purchases:

ENGLISH
words.words.words.words.words.words.
words.words.words.words.words.words.words.
words.words.words.words.words.


FRANCAIS
mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.
mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.
mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.
mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.
mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.
mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.
mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.

mots.
 
Woah woah woah, don't cut out there.
I want to know about pencils...
(Also, I hope you know all my comments werer in loving jest - you are my Favourite French, after all)
IKR? What a tease. Ready to take notes and everything... ;)
I will be your Lawyer!
I'm remarkably calm and collected.

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Unlike Underlord "calm and collectING". :ROFLMAO:
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all the French I'll ever need to know
"Cheese Omelette" from the Steve Martin album waaay back in the day. :ROFLMAO:
 
I dunno. As a French person, I actually respect the efficiency of English.

I mean, if you've ever been to a bilingual country like Canada, you know ALL about the differences when it comes to instructions:

ENGLISH
words.words.words.words.words.words.
words.words.words.words.words.words.words.
words.words.words.words.words.


FRANCAIS
mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.
mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.
mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.
mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.
mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.
mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.
mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.mots.

mots.
yes but me, im not bilingual :'c
 
I'm sorry, "playing the prostate"... :ROFLMAO: I love the way that sounds.
If you're Matthiacallus- I guess you play it like a kazoo...with tongue? :ROFLMAO:
The bunghole is like a harmonica. You have to use your tongue properly to make it whistle in tune

That. Sounds. Awful. It's supposed to stink AFTER it comes out of you- NOT before. :sick:
Scandinavian outhouses are the real source of mustard gas.

What? You don't have a VPN (Virtual Papal Network?). :ROFLMAO:
I've been on some shady internet, but never that shady.

In "chocolate"? Was it...
Nope, it was "Hang Mike Pence" :D

Awww, shucks. The link doesn't work AND
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I'll only put the truly horrific images in a spoiler!
It was:
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YOU KNOW WHAT?! THE EASTER BUNNY ISN'T REAL!

if it looks like this I know I wouldn't go there x:

the new games console, the prostate for all adults who have a soul of children (if you kept it in the cellar it doesn't count D=)
Which one is in the cellar?
Surely not the prostate. That's in the bunghole.
 

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if it looks like this I know I wouldn't go there x:

the new games console, the prostate for all adults who have a soul of children (if you kept it in the cellar it doesn't count D=)
You mean the "Sony Prostate-tion 5"? :ROFLMAO:
 
Well I better go study some and see if I can figure out the difference.
No need for that, just sit and stay, and a lot of us will show you...
And maby you even got some
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Good morning everyone! 🌊👋
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OMG funny you should say this

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Slumbaby and i are getting married



This may be true. Also if Guz strolls through here and sees this after the dm i sent
for approval. He might seek to have me commited
And as the loving husfe I am, I'm of course gonna come visit at least once a week. :p
Indeed !! too bad Slumbaby went to bed before saying yes. Should make
for a interesting backread lol



Guess we'll have to say we already sent out the invitations



I kid you not, searching "proposal" on Tenor gifs and this is there on the top



So i guess @algeo is the ring bearer
And I wouldn't have it any other way!
Raccoonus Maximus is gonna be the best ring bearer!
Or Kuma would be? Since you know... Ring bear..er?... I'll see myself out...
THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE COMMITING YOURSELF TOO BONKI!
To the frontline my brothers




*Crackle* Send the best teams we have, Bonki calls for help!, over *crackle
Gotta admit.. I'm looking forward to his reaction too. :ROFLMAO: I gotta figure at times he's like..

Yeah, me too, can't wait too see what he does...
Waaiiit... a minute...

I think I saw @Slumdum lurking around here. Hey, when you see @-Bonk- when he wakes up.. tell him I was working on a little project for him.

Umm.. it didn't work out so well for @Underlord though. Oops? Nah.. no big loss.

You made me of all people bears, backread something. Me?!
You're lucky it was worth the read...
Now I need some alone time to process that story...

larry-david-pants.gif
Again? Your getting dangerously close to calling yourself a backreader.... :oops:

I think it's quite clearr Brother @-Bonk- is going in the SLUMMER

I was gonna make that joke too..
So I can only approve! :p
This just raises more questions.... Was @Guz89 born in the mask? Or did it get put on him as a child?
If he was bon with it, I feel sorry for that poor woman giving birth to a squishy, fleshy thing, wearing a cold, metal, potentially sharp-edged, mask...
He IS the mask! Everything or anyone the mask is put on becomes Guzmeister! :p
Now im a

Finally P4

Dad, now you can finally come home with the milk! :p

I'll be right with you, finally making gifs, what have I become.o_O
Dynamic moves are always difficult and more time costly.
If your character moves at an angle, you need to micro rotate and the link can move or switch. If the character moves forward or backward, the image size needs to be adjusted manually.

The superhero team walking literally took me maybe 3-4 minutes max. But I've had other gifs that were a nightmare and that I eventually just accepted would have a bit of a crappy part because everything else would be insane.
Bottom right zoom into screen took me easily 30 min, multiple tries, still isn't really good, and pretty much drove me temporarily insane.
By comparison, the wiggling Underlord was almost easy, just frame by frame rotation adjustments.

So don't be dishearted, just keep trying, keep practising and don't be discouraged by difficult gifs like the one you picked.
The most important thing is that you're having fun. ;)

Oh, Bonk's gif was inspiring.
I think I went a little crazy.

For the soundtrack:
The one and only, the greatest:
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Solo Performance:


The Wannabes


And the ultimate Dancing Group:
Lords of the Lewd
Love the dancing gif kuraiken!
The only little thing I could have changes is, swtiching mlp and Bonki, so Bonki was holding Underlords hand. :ROFLMAO:
BUT what IF your partner looks like this? Guz's mask is lookin' pretty fuckin' good now, isn't it? :ROFLMAO:

(Sorry Slum, I "borrowed" this for illustrative purposes.) ;)
(She kinda looks like the keyboard player for "Lordi", ngl.) :ROFLMAO:
Just put it back where you found it, when you're done, or else I'll have a hard time finding it... :p
yes but me, im not bilingual :'c
Not yet!
But with time and practice it will surely come! :p
I would like on Bonki's and mine behalf, to thank everyone who's gonna attend the wedding.
But big thanks to
@micmitja for the delicious looking cakes.
@Raccoonus Maximus for bringing the rings at the ceremony.
@Doc for stealing the rings? Goddammit Doc!
@kuraiken for the defense at the wedding, and for training with Bonki, so he got that much better at EVERYTHING.
@Kuma of the Mono being the officiator, and an amazing fish slapper.
Hello mighty mods, I'm gonna be your summoner again today.
So lets get started.
I'm gonna need a @Guz89 to raise a hand.
A @Shawnchapp to bring me something purple.
@BeowulfKnight to show up.
And a @mime for entertainment.

Summoning is complete!
 

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And as the loving husfe I am, I'm of course gonna come visit at least once a week. :p

And I wouldn't have it any other way!
Raccoonus Maximus is gonna be the best ring bearer!
Or Kuma would be? Since you know... Ring bear..er?... I'll see myself out...
THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE COMMITING YOURSELF TOO BONKI!


*Crackle* Send the best teams we have, Bonki calls for help!, over *crackle
Yeah, me too, can't wait too see what he does...
Waaiiit... a minute...


Again? Your getting dangerously close to calling yourself a backreader.... :oops:


I was gonna make that joke too..
So I can only approve! :p

He IS the mask! Everything or anyone the mask is put on becomes Guzmeister! :p

Dad, now you can finally come home with the milk! :p


Love the dancing gif kuraiken!
The only little thing I could have changes is, swtiching mlp and Bonki, so Bonki was holding Underlords hand. :ROFLMAO:
Just put it back where you found it, when you're done, or else I'll have a hard time finding it... :p
Not yet!
But with time and practice it will surely come! :p
I would like on Bonki's and mine behalf, to thank everyone who's gonna attend the wedding.
But big thanks to
@micmitja for the delicious looking cakes.
@Raccoonus Maximus for bringing the rings at the ceremony.
@Doc for stealing the rings? Goddammit Doc!
@kuraiken for the defense at the wedding, and for training with Bonki, so he got that much better at EVERYTHING.
@Kuma of the Mono being the officiator, and an amazing fish slapper.
Hello mighty mods, I'm gonna be your summoner again today.
So lets get started.
I'm gonna need a @Guz89 to raise a hand.
A @Shawnchapp to bring me something purple.
@BeowulfKnight to show up.
And a @mime for entertainment.

Summoning is complete!
I don't know French yet, we'll see later for the other languages c=
 
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