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[z_shadowalker]

Why yes yes i am superior to them

Were you in the Great Emu War of Australia?

 

[UncleEmu2025]

Were you in the Great Emu War of Australia?

maybe i was was there was a lot of kinking involved

 

[KaySwitchPrime]

Well, why not?

I prefer my bacon hairless

Why yes yes i am superior to them

Okay, just checking

Ostrich are bigger, stronger, faster and superior in pretty much every single way that matters in a fight. Emus might be a bit smarter, but that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus, they ain't going to be no rocket scientist regardless.

You make some strong and interesting arguments

Were you in the Great Emu War of Australia?

Please tell us more about this war

 

[Coffee]

Enjoy your weekend

 

[UncleEmu2025]

Well, why not?

fuck you don't know what u just done he going start merging pigs again now

 

[Arachel]

You make some strong and interesting arguments

All I'm saying is that if any bird is going to kill the human race it's going to be crows. Crows hold generational grudges and they're 100% not above per-meditated genocide.

 

[DoverDad]

fuck you don't know what u just done he going start merging pigs again now

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[z_shadowalker]

I prefer my bacon hairless

Okay, just checking

You make some strong and interesting arguments

Please tell us more about this war

Well, I wanna say it was in the 1930s? But Im not fact checking. Australia deployed armed troops to take care of 20,000+ Emus that were destroying crops on a large scale. The operation was considered a failure in the end, basically meaning the Emus won the war.

 

[Olive]

All I'm saying is that if any bird is going to kill the human race it's going to be crows. Crows hold generational grudges and they're 100% not above per-meditated genocide.

True, ravens hold a slight edge in both size and intelligence but crows would likely win out with more advanced group dynamics

 

[samurai544]

We've been collecting some body preference data in here for a while. Not as many responses as I think we should have, but these are the current results. I thought it was interesting, so I'll share those here.

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And before anyone comments on my votes...

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Large areolas enjoyers rise up!

 

[UncleEmu2025]

Well, I wanna say it was in the 1930s? But Im not fact checking. Australia deployed armed troops to take care of 20,000+ Emus that were destroying crops on a large scale. The operation was considered a failure in the end, basically meaning the Emus won the war.

One thing they didn't tell you was the amount of balls that was lost in that fight

 

[KaySwitchPrime]

All I'm saying is that if any bird is going to kill the human race it's going to be crows. Crows hold generational grudges and they're 100% not above per-meditated genocide.

Ah yes, the aves version of the dwarf. Grudge bearers, passing down grudges through the generations.

 

[dp1102]

Good Afternoon Everyone

 

[uncbuck]

How do you feel compared to an ostrich?

I have always felt that Emus were cheap imitation Ostrich knockoffs and whist one can use emu leather - It pales in comparison to ostrich leather. As for eating both -- Emu is gamier than ostrich .

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[DoverDad]

Let me introduce you to emu bear pig

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[Arachel]

True, ravens hold a slight edge in both size and intelligence but crows would likely win out with more advanced group dynamics

There's a reason a group of crows is called a murder and a group of ravens is just an unkindness, just saying.

Also just a funfact, cravens (hybrid crows and ravens) are a real thing despite having entirely different social structures and not being all that closely related in the grand scheme of things. The resulting hyrbids typically have the crow's aggression and the raven's predation that being that they have been known to feed on newborn lambs and calves which sounds impressive until you realize the true alpha of the animal kingdom is the wolverine which has been known to kill a moose that is 20x it's size.

 

[KaySwitchPrime]

I have always felt that Emus were cheap imitation Ostrich knockoffs and whist one can use emu leather - It pales in comparison to ostrich leather. As for eating both -- Emu is gamier than ostrich .

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I didn't know they had leather...I've only tried ostrich, so I can't compare the tastes. It sounds like I don't need to either.

 

[Arachel]

I didn't know they had leather...I've only tried ostrich, so I can't compare the tastes. It sounds like I don't need to either.

Any animal has "leather", Ed Gein made lampshades out of the faces of his victims and armadillo leather can give you leprosy if it's from a nine-banded variety. The issue with bird leather is the pterylae which gives the hide a bumpy appearance that just looks like the room is a bit too cold and your boots aren't wearing a bra.

 

[UncleEmu2025]

Let me introduce you to emu bear pig

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Well that's tame for what you use do on here who are you and what you done with real Dover

 

[DoverDad]

Well that's tame for what you use do on here who are you and what you done with real Dover

Well, I'm gone pg now, and here are your siblings.

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