A guy and his girlfriend did a heist where he stole moon rocks from a university research lab. They claimed they had sex on top of them making them the first people to have sex on the moon.
zoidberg
If we go by that logic I need to get a asteroid rock and have sex on it then claim I had sex on the Asteroid belt haha
Those fools clearly haven't seen the secret Apollo tapes that NASA has in their archives.
Hmm... I can get a mars meteorite fragment for $40... the question is do I tell my girlfriend we've just had sex on mars after the fact, or do I risk ruining it by telling her before
She's one of those that can't have sex outdoors eh?
Rumors have reached me that these recordings will be available in P6 (when it is created).
zoidberg
Just buy a mars cholocate bar it is cheaper haha
Cheapest Mars rock will be probably in the $500-600 range. With that money you can buy enough Mars bars to cover the entire bed, problem is, it will be hard to hide from his gf before the act though.
zoidberg
Do it a valentines or something no one would question chocolate at that time haha
Depending on location, he might need to Amazon those bars... not a huge obstetrician, but doable
zoidberg
What if you find a local mars chocolate factory and do it there?
Bit of a neat freak, rock dust in the bed would almost certainly not fly.
Also... that would be messier than the rock(s)... unless the rocks are especially sharp
"A local man and woman appear to have been crushed to death trying to get into the enrobing machine at a local candy company last night. More at 11."
zoidberg
Well don't do it in the machine do it in the store they usually have where they have cheaper chocolate.
Messier but definitely softer. Even if the rocks aren't especially sharp. Plus, I imagine he wouldn't appreciate that many rock hard things near his gf... aside from his own (potentially?) rock hard thing that is.
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