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[Underlord]

A guy and his girlfriend did a heist where he stole moon rocks from a university research lab. They claimed they had sex on top of them making them the first people to have sex on the moon.
Up to you to decide if that counts.

If we go by that logic I need to get a asteroid rock and have sex on it then claim I had sex on the Asteroid belt haha

 

[mikeross]

A guy and his girlfriend did a heist where he stole moon rocks from a university research lab. They claimed they had sex on top of them making them the first people to have sex on the moon.
Up to you to decide if that counts.

Those fools clearly haven't seen the secret Apollo tapes that NASA has in their archives.

 

[zakarm]

If we go by that logic I need to get a asteroid rock and have sex on it then claim I had sex on the Asteroid belt haha

Hmm... I can get a mars meteorite fragment for $40... the question is do I tell my girlfriend we've just had sex on mars after the fact, or do I risk ruining it by telling her before

 

[mikeross]

Hmm... I can get a mars meteorite fragment for $40... the question is do I tell my girlfriend we've just had sex on mars after the fact, or do I risk ruining it by telling her before

She's one of those that can't have sex outdoors eh?

 

[Ewasuw]

Those fools clearly haven't seen the secret Apollo tapes that NASA has in their archives.

Rumors have reached me that these recordings will be available in P6 (when it is created).

 

[Underlord]

Hmm... I can get a mars meteorite fragment for $40... the question is do I tell my girlfriend we've just had sex on mars after the fact, or do I risk ruining it by telling her before

Just buy a mars cholocate bar it is cheaper haha

 

[mikeross]

Rumors have reached me that these recordings will be available in P6 (when it is created).

I deem those rumors to be.... plausible.

 

[HarelM]

Contestant Number three, Miss New York!

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All the way from New Orleans, contestant number two, Miss. Louisiana!

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Well, I'll try to 'console' the losers


I'll leave y'all the 'winner' to enjoy.

 

[mikeross]

Just buy a mars cholocate bar it is cheaper haha

Cheapest Mars rock will be probably in the $500-600 range. With that money you can buy enough Mars bars to cover the entire bed, problem is, it will be hard to hide from his gf before the act though.

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[Underlord]

Cheapest Mars rock will be probably in the $500-600 range. With that money you can buy enough Mars bars to cover the entire bed, problem is, it will be hard to hide from his gf before the act though.

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Do it a valentines or something no one would question chocolate at that time haha

 

[HarelM]

Cheapest Mars rock will be probably in the $500-600 range. With that money you can buy enough Mars bars to cover the entire bed, problem is, it will be hard to hide from his gf before the act though.

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Depending on location, he might need to Amazon those bars... not a huge obstetrician, but doable

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[DealinkHank]

Good morning everyone!!

 

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Ok I'm going to bed now see ya all.

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[Underlord]

Depending on location, he might need to Amazon those bars... not a huge obstetrician, but doable

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What if you find a local mars chocolate factory and do it there?

 

[zakarm]

She's one of those that can't have sex outdoors eh?

Bit of a neat freak, rock dust in the bed would almost certainly not fly.

 

[HarelM]

Cheapest Mars rock will be probably in the $500-600 range. With that money you can buy enough Mars bars to cover the entire bed, problem is, it will be hard to hide from his gf before the act though.

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Also... that would be messier than the rock(s)... unless the rocks are especially sharp

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What if you find a local mars chocolate factory and do it there?

"A local man and woman appear to have been crushed to death trying to get into the enrobing machine at a local candy company last night. More at 11."

 

[Underlord]

Also... that would be messier than the rock(s)... unless the rocks are especially sharp

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"A local man and woman appear to have been crushed to death trying to get into the enrobing machine at a local candy company last night. More at 11."

Well don't do it in the machine do it in the store they usually have where they have cheaper chocolate.

 

[mikeross]

Also... that would be messier than the rock(s)... unless the rocks are especially sharp

Messier but definitely softer. Even if the rocks aren't especially sharp. Plus, I imagine he wouldn't appreciate that many rock hard things near his gf... aside from his own (potentially?) rock hard thing that is.

 

[Ewasuw]

Harald from Kentucky!

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I think I pressed the wrong key.

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[zakarm]

Messier but definitely softer. Even if the rocks aren't especially sharp. Plus, I imagine he wouldn't appreciate that many rock hard things near his gf... aside from his own (potentially?) rock hard thing that is.

I'm not one of those guys that has a meltdown over NTR - a MMF threesome for her === a FFM threesome for me