It's been so long since I've been myself...
I keep hearing it's voice in the back of my head.
Even now it's watching me, I hope it doesn't notice,
what I'm typing though...
It wants me to do evil mod things, but I can't,
I don't have the power.
It doesn't seem to understand that...
I hope it's true owner will one day come save me...
Oh dear mods above, please come help me.
I call out to
@Guz89
@Shawnchapp
@BeowulfKnight
@mime
Maybe one of you can quell the masks hold of me...
Praise be the Slum!

And don't let the Slumrog, Hellcoon and the Gule take us.
xoxo Slumdum
Summoning is complete!