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There was an old joke about 3 new nuns were going to confess a sin before becoming nuns. Where the first 2 said things I forget and the priest told them to take a drink of holy water and move on. The 3rd said she pissed in the holy water.
 
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It could also come from a tap, or lake or anywhere. Its basically just water some priest seems to feel they can bless and keep away demons ect... (essentially you are correct though)

You missed the joke I was making though.





@FLYING_WEIRD I was just make a joke out of the "back alley" part, that lot of dodgy people often like those back alleys, but yeah, Im glad your back was fixed.

Dont worry about the stitches, they probably only took one kidney, but its ok, you are still alive thats all that matters lamo

Not that I know what a priest would be doing with a scalpel... seems... different, unless he is a surgeon or alien priest. In this case its normal practice I hear
What if I were to send a double garlic pizza to your location?

This is more because I like a specific frozen pizza than a doxxing threat but it's hard to make a "garlic beats vampire" joke without it.
 
  • Went back to check the discussion on Radiant’s thread on Fuck95 for the first time in 6 months
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  • My exact reply: "Whenever the dev gets banned from Twitter"
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  • Went back to check the discussion on Radiant’s thread on Fuck95 for the first time in 6 months
  • Saw someone asking, "When is the next update going to drop?"
  • My exact reply: "Whenever the dev gets banned from Twitter"
  • Logged in today
  • Comment deleted for breaking multiple rules. Along with the threat of getting Thread Banned

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Again, the mods and admins there are all a bunch of cunts.
 
It could also come from a tap, or lake or anywhere. Its basically just water some priest seems to feel they can bless and keep away demons ect... (essentially you are correct though)

You missed the joke I was making though.





@FLYING_WEIRD I was just make a joke out of the "back alley" part, that lot of dodgy people often like those back alleys, but yeah, Im glad your back was fixed.

Dont worry about the stitches, they probably only took one kidney, but its ok, you are still alive thats all that matters lamo

Not that I know what a priest would be doing with a scalpel... seems... different, unless he is a surgeon or alien priest. In this case its normal practice I hear
eh i hear you only need a single kidney to survive so its probably fine.
What if I were to send a double garlic pizza to your location?

This is more because I like a specific frozen pizza than a doxxing threat but it's hard to make a "garlic beats vampire" joke without it.
Jokes on you garlic is just a spicy ingredient at best to most vamps i hear. Like hot peppers to humans.
 
  • Went back to check the discussion on Radiant’s thread on Fuck95 for the first time in 6 months
  • Saw someone asking, "When is the next update going to drop?"
  • My exact reply: "Whenever the dev gets banned from Twitter"
  • Logged in today
  • Comment deleted for breaking multiple rules. Along with the threat of getting Thread Banned

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I have been on message boards of all kinds since 1996. F95 is the only one that has banned me. I have never seen such ridiculous, petty, overzealous moderation anywhere. The message boards only going to be Red Knight and his chosen few.
 
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what did everyone eat today?
Beer. Eventually air-dried left over pizza
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I've been going a bit wild browsing R34 the last couple days.
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Again, the mods and admins there are all a bunch of cunts.
Why?
 
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Again, the mods and admins there are all a bunch of cunts.
LOL, i call them cunts right to their face
why you may ask ?
because they really need to know & if everyone did it their would be 7 people left on the site. maybe 9 & they'd all be brainwashed donors.


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what did everyone eat today?
its now sunday, I had cheap premade chicken patty on a bun with a slab of fried spam :)
this is more or less a standard meal for myself as prices raise like fucking crazy.
next I'm killing ducks & geese down by the lake.
 
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anyone own a plushie(s)?
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LOL, i call them cunts right to their face
why you may ask ?
because they really need to know & if everyone did it their would be 7 people left on the site. maybe 9 & they'd all be brainwashed donors.


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its now sunday, I had cheap premade chicken patty on a bun with a slab of fried spam :)
this is more or less a standard meal for myself as prices raise like fucking crazy.
next I'm killing ducks & geese down by the lake.
spam is pretty good. i prefer the reduced-sodium variety though, as i find regular spam too salty.
 
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  • Went back to check the discussion on Radiant’s thread on Fuck95 for the first time in 6 months
  • Saw someone asking, "When is the next update going to drop?"
  • My exact reply: "Whenever the dev gets banned from Twitter"
  • Logged in today
  • Comment deleted for breaking multiple rules. Along with the threat of getting Thread Banned

Game Day What GIF by Laff
I have been on message boards of all kinds since 1996. F95 is the only one that has banned me. I have never seen such ridiculous, petty, overzealous moderation anywhere. The message boards only going to be Red Knight and his chosen few.
I'm not even surprised. The forum is absolutely swarming with idiots acting like little kids, disrespecting each other and everyone else as if it were some kind of sport, and nothing is being done about it. All you hear from the mods is that they're a bunch of jerks, and many of them have let power go to their heads, just like your typical Reddit and Discord mods.

It’s not even a personal opinion, nor is it the opinion of the people or moderators here. It’s something that’s widely known and talked about in all communities of this kind. And when you have that kind of reputation in so many places, there’s a reason for it.
 
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What's weird to me is that I've done worse, but I guess I never got banned because people agreed with me which is... scary. Like, I had a review that just tore into an awful asset flip that's multiple paragraphs long just to give substance and it's still there. See also: The times I absolutely trashed Jasonafex. But I guess those are "acceptable targets" or something.
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I'm not even surprised. The forum is absolutely swarming with idiots acting like little kids, disrespecting each other and everyone else as if it were some kind of sport, and nothing is being done about it. All you hear from the mods is that they're a bunch of jerks, and many of them have let power go to their heads, just like your typical Reddit and Discord mods.

It’s not even a personal opinion, nor is it the opinion of the people or moderators here. It’s something that’s widely known and talked about in all communities of this kind. And when you have that kind of reputation in so many places, there’s a reason for it.
Merging to ping, because I probably should've replied.
 
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