I was led to it by the discovery of the global warming / piracy causation argument. One of the central tenets of FSM theology is the claim that global warming is caused by a decline in the number of pirates since the 1800s. The Creator works in mysterious ways, especially when the Creator is a Flying Spaghetti Monster. We have faith in the words of the FSM and it's Prophet Bobby, may he be blessed with fresh parmesan for all his days, and we view the chart as sufficient evidence. The Golden Age of piracy was in late 17th – early 18th centuries. What carried the pirate ships across the high seas? Of course, the wind in their sails. With the transition to coal-powered ships the number of pirates declined, and emission of carbon dioxide has risen. Carbon dioxide is, according to the scientists, the main cause of global warming. In it's superior wisdom the FSM has chosen the pirates, who used clean technologies, as our guides. Thus FSM signals us, that it would rather have us follow the ways of the pirates, our divine ancestors, and use non-polluting technologies such as wind turbines.
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