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[Saturnus]

I mean if you really want some....

Make 'em sexy, though

My wife caught me watching the porn channel, so I quickly turned the TV to a fishing channel.
she got closer, bent over and whispered in my ear in a sexy voice:
"You should stay on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!"

I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night.
You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.

"Open your legs!"

 

[fthegovernment]

Ooohhh, it smells like fish

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We all went through that and points accumulate much faster than you would expect --- Just react to messages that strike your fancy and reply occasionally when a subject interests you.

Welcome -- Fresh Meat

Slum? are you a dung beetle now?

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OMG, I THOUGHT IT WAS A POTATO

 

[Yameami]

two economists are walking through a field and see some dog shit. "hey, i'll give you a hundred bucks to eat that dog shit," says the first, so the second thinks about it, takes the money, and eats the shit. A few minutes later, they see some cow shit, so the second economist says "i'll pay you a hundred bucks to eat that cow shit!" In the spirit of fair play, the first economist takes the money and eats the shit, and they keep walking. After a few minutes, the second economist says "i feel like we both just ate shit for nothing," but the first replies "don't be stupid. We increased GDP by $200!"

lol just read something similar -- tho it was forest.

For too long, the Wholesome AF Bounty has been restricted to those with the ability or skill to make visual arts. No more! Today, I opened the Wholesome AF Stories thread, where anyone who can write can participate!

The inaugural bounty is 1000 coins to everyone who posts a wholesome story/poem/etc to the thread, with 5000 coins to the best stories! As usual, you can win the 5k bounty multiple times. This round of the bounty will run until August 14.

Dang, would love to try out, but not confident enough + no clue how to do "wholesome" properly.
So will just look forward to the entries.

Good evening, how are you all? Do you have any plans for the weekend?

Same old, same old.

 

[Underlord]

Careful on what you post, someone is always watching in this thread....

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[fthegovernment]

Man: I've been having this strange dream lately.

Doctor: Tell me more.

Man: Every night in the dream I have sex with a pig.

Doctor: With a pig? Interesting... Did you enjoy it?

Man: Yes, it was actually very nice.

Doctor: And was it a male pig or a female pig?

Man: A female pig of course! What do you take me for? Some deranged pervert?!

 

[traumat]

Good morning everyone

You as well Trauma

Sorry sir, here is some chocolate

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[Yog-zathoth]

Man: I've been having this strange dream lately.

Doctor: Tell me more.

Man: Every night in the dream I have sex with a pig.

Doctor: With a pig? Interesting... Did you enjoy it?

Man: Yes, it was actually very nice.

Doctor: And was it a male pig or a female pig?

Man: A female pig of course! What do you take me for? Some deranged pervert?!

Man: But doctor... i am pagliacci

 

[Wolves]

 

[Underlord]

Goodluck....I hope you are lucky haha

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[Wolves]

I'm not lucky, just ASSC

 

[Underlord]

I'm not lucky, just ASSC

Why not go for the name Bears I mean you post bears instead of wolves

 

[Wolves]

True, I should post Wolves only from now on XD

 

[Underlord]

True, I should post Wolves only from now on XD

Why noy use the reply button and maybe get a profile pic of a wolf haha

 

[Wolves]

Why noy use the reply button and maybe get a profile pic of a wolf haha

Yeah, I should get a profile of a wolf as for reply button, don't know

 

[Underlord]

Yeah, I should get a profile of a wolf as for reply button, don't know

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[Wolves]

 

[MattShizzle]

Good Morning! It's Friday August 1. No special day today.

 

[mikeross]

Good Morning! It's Friday August 1. No special day today.

It sure is. How often is it "Friday, August 1, 2025" where you're at?

 

[MattShizzle]

It sure is. How often is it "Friday, August 1, 2025" where you're at?

I mean, when it's like "International Rutabaga Day or such.

 

[Deleted member 162149]

Happy Friday all! Congratulations to everyone who made it through the week!