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I cant find my Good gifs so have an axolotl
Usually we only see axolotls when Lewd Corner is being laggy

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Did you know that the human rectum can stretch up to 8 inches? A raccoon can fit into a 4 inch hole. Therefore, if you REALLY relax, you can hold 3 racoons up your ass? Your dad can fit 6 on a bad

The Raccoons in my dads ass

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Gotta do better than that

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Someone once told me that Gollum game was amazing! That I should try the game out just to see for myself and if I enjoyed the game.
So . . . definitely, you should try it too! I mean . . . its the greatest game of all time!

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Did you know that the human rectum can stretch up to 8 inches? A raccoon can fit into a 4 inch hole. Therefore, if you REALLY relax, you can hold 3 racoons up your ass? Your dad can fit 6 on a bad day.
THAT is your comment and your name is Empty Inside? Not sure about your math but can we assume you are here hunting for raccoons? We have lots of options and they ain't shy. They are eager for such opportunities.

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maybe it's time to go to bed
Did you spam post? I mean you have only 3 messages and a negative AC count...just curious
 
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Good night Ewasuw:)
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Very well thanks. Turned a year older today. Hope you are doing well too. Not seen you for a few days.
Happy birthday to you :)
I wish you have wonderful happy years!!
I took a break for couple of days. Is there any news??
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yep, I fucked up, didn't realize I was going that fast, my bad
Should have just went here and randomly talk to people and avoid posting consecutively haha.
 
Did you spam post? I mean you have only 3 messages and a negative AC count...just curious

on another note, i see that you are on vacation till 2099. I feel like i need a similar vacation timeframe. Too bad so many companies love only giving 1-3 weeks vacation. I once asked for a 5 year sabbatical many years ago. My boss told me to get back to work 😭
 
on another note, i see that you are on vacation till 2099. I feel like i need a similar vacation timeframe. Too bad so many companies love only giving 1-3 weeks vacation. I once asked for a 5 year sabbatical many years ago. My boss told me to get back to work 😭
I Hope I live up to the end of the Century haha
Hope they discover immortality soon haha
 
I Hope I live up to the end of the Century haha
Hope they discover immortality soon haha
I don't know if I ever would want to live 'forever'. Even if I was at my 'best' or 'prime years', living even a thousand years . . . lol would mean my life has just begun. That's a crazy mind-fuck.
Now that i think of it though, if i could be a rich dickhead, with no real worries and in my prime years going on vacation anytime i damn well pleased . . . maybe I would think differently.
 
I don't know if I ever would want to live 'forever'. Even if I was at my 'best' or 'prime years', living even a thousand years . . . lol would mean my life has just begun. That's a crazy mind-fuck.
Now that i think of it though, if i could be a rich dickhead, with no real worries and in my prime years going on vacation anytime i damn well pleased . . . maybe I would think differently.
Well as long as immortality comes with healthy body why not. I will want to keep going until I end up dead due to planetary body maybe sun eats up the Earth or a Rogue stellar object destroys Earth haha.
 
Well as long as immortality comes with healthy body why not. I will want to keep going until I end up dead due to planetary body maybe sun eats up the Earth or a Rogue stellar object destroys Earth haha.
in all seriousness, even if you are the only one who has it? I would imagine even 500 years from now the average person would be so different in terms of language, patterns, likes / dislikes etc you'd feel like you were of a different species or at-least a fish out of water. If you dared mention such ancient technology as a Smart Phone they'd probably think you were taking special pills from Jupiter. Not to mention, seeing everyone you know come and go? and then experience that cycle, again and again and again.

My assumption before was based on the idea that human lifespans just increased to 1k years. But I would imagine being the only one who has it, that'd be a brutal life even if you are 100% healthy and at your prime years.
 
in all seriousness, even if you are the only one who has it? I would imagine even 500 years from now the average person would be so different in terms of language, patterns, likes / dislikes etc you'd feel like you were of a different species or at-least a fish out of water. If you dared mention such ancient technology as a Smart Phone they'd probably think you were taking special pills from Jupiter. Not to mention, seeing everyone you know come and go? and then experience that cycle, again and again and again.

My assumption before was based on the idea that human lifespans just increased to 1k years. But I would imagine being the only one who has it, that'd be a brutal life even if you are 100% healthy and at your prime years.
Damn, I guess could probably waste decades being a hermit inside my house and just playing tons of games, watching shows, and doing nothing....
Probably become a recluse immortal that only connection to the outside world is the internet and occasional people knocking in the door and delivering food and other essential needs haha.
 
Damn, I guess could probably waste decades being a hermit inside my house and just playing tons of games, watching shows, and doing nothing....
Probably become a recluse immortal that only connection to the outside world is the internet and occasional people knocking in the door and delivering food and other essential needs haha.
wait a second . . that's what i do now. Is this the secret to immortality?!
 
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