News anchor: welcome to lewedcorner news. Our top story of
the hour, the bodies are hitting the floor in Denmark as locals
have barred up their doors and windows, as an escaped mental patient
with blonde hair, and blue eyes, wearing a hockey mask
is on the prowl, each victim had a potato placed inside their mouth
or butthole.
We spoke to a local scientist, a Dr. Conzibald from Sweden,and
asked him about the case. Dr. Conzibald said "Why I can appreciate
filling a few holes, sticking potatoes up the butt is too strange for me,
as I prefer Lincoln logs"