Newscaster: Welcome to to Lewdcorner News.
Our first story, Lewdcorner resident StephanieD gave birth to twins today.
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Newscaster: Our second story of the evening, authorities are on the lookout for an unhinged man that has been going
window to window knocking on the windows of over 900 Denmark homes, while saying the words
"peek-a-boo" and then running away.
Newscaster: In other news, a popular chef from Sweden while trying to make
a large pizza, accidentally replaced his flour with cocaine.
Newscaster: In other news, Lewd resident Sarya has decided to adopt 500 baby kittens from the
Canadian cat farm in Canada from Shawn Chapp.
Underlord: haha
Sarya: Watch it Underlord!
News Caster: Continuing....... We spoke to Sarya who said the following.
Sarya: Hi everybody it;s me Sarya and I love cats and want to help by adopting
some cute friendly kittens.
Underlord: haha
Sarya: Underlord I'm warning you!
Underlord: I'm going to start my own good cause, called "Operation Cat"!
Where I will adopt 500 cats myself, and then skin those cats
and use all that cat fur to make a big fur coat for myself with it. haha
Newscaster: And our top story of the evening, Australian resident and super criminal the Mime
was arrested today, he was apprehended by American police after a drug dog alerted police to a
suspicious character getting off Delta Air Lines, the Mime wearing a beret was pretending to be
a French foreigner hoping to sneak cocaine into the country, the shirt Mime was wearing, and
the face paint was made entirely out of cocaine, and as usual Mime was wearing a bra
with bags of cocaine smuggled inside.
Hello Salako, and welcome to the thread!
Take a moment to look through the very first one, there is some good to know info there.
Also maybe drop by the university, if you haven't already. The Coin-Hustlers University
One Cup of coffee with a shot of Irish Whisky (Jameson) and another shot of Baily's Bristol Cream Repeat as is necessary until you can wander outside naked. Or if you are in Minnesota - just go ice fishing
Hello TangenTumpa, and welcome to the thread.
You should go back and read the very first post of it, there is some good to know info there.
After that, if you haven't take a moment to look through the university too. The Coin-Hustlers University
Are you just posting the links, are you using the "inser links" function in the top too?
Hello TangenTumpa, and welcome to the thread.
You should go back and read the very first post of it, there is some good to know info there.
After that, if you haven't take a moment to look through the university too. The Coin-Hustlers University
when I need to color the links, I use BBCODE, I don't like to do this but sometimes is necessary and sometimes xenforo likes to fuck with me, so maybe you can try changing to BBCODE and going back
Newscaster: Welcome to to Lewdcorner News.
Our first story, Lewdcorner resident StephanieD gave birth to twins today.
You must be registered to see attachments
Newscaster: Our second story of the evening, authorities are on the lookout for an unhinged man that has been going
window to window knocking on the windows of over 900 Denmark homes, while saying the words
"peek-a-boo" and then running away.
Newscaster: In other news, a popular chef from Sweden while trying to make
a large pizza, accidentally replaced his flour with cocaine.
Newscaster: In other news, Lewd resident Sarya has decided to adopt 500 baby kittens from the
Canadian cat farm in Canada from Shawn Chapp.
Underlord: haha
Sarya: Watch it Underlord!
News Caster: Continuing....... We spoke to Sarya who said the following.
Sarya: Hi everybody it;s me Sarya and I love cats and want to help by adopting
some cute friendly kittens.
Underlord: haha
Sarya: Underlord I'm warning you!
Underlord: I'm going to start my own good cause, called "Operation Cat"!
Where I will adopt 500 cats myself, and then skin those cats
and use all that cat fur to make a big fur coat for myself with it. haha
Newscaster: And our top story of the evening, Australian resident and super criminal the Mime
was arrested today, he was apprehended by American police after a drug dog alerted police to a
suspicious character getting off Delta Air Lines, the Mime wearing a beret was pretending to be
a French foreigner hoping to sneak cocaine into the country, the shirt Mime was wearing, and
the face paint was made entirely out of cocaine, and as usual Mime was wearing a bra
with bags of cocaine smuggled inside.