2 Years of Service
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Newscaster: Welcome to to Lewdcorner News.
Our first story, Lewdcorner resident StephanieD gave birth to twins today.
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Newscaster: Our second story of the evening, authorities are on the lookout for an unhinged man that has been going
window to window knocking on the windows of over 900 Denmark homes, while saying the words
"peek-a-boo" and then running away.
Newscaster: In other news, a popular chef from Sweden while trying to make
a large pizza, accidentally replaced his flour with cocaine.
Newscaster: In other news, Lewd resident Sarya has decided to adopt 500 baby kittens from the
Canadian cat farm in Canada from Shawn Chapp.
Underlord: haha
Sarya: Watch it Underlord!
News Caster: Continuing....... We spoke to Sarya who said the following.
Sarya: Hi everybody it;s me Sarya and I love cats and want to help by adopting
some cute friendly kittens.
Underlord: haha
Sarya: Underlord I'm warning you!
Underlord: I'm going to start my own good cause, called "Operation Cat"!
Where I will adopt 500 cats myself, and then skin those cats
and use all that cat fur to make a big fur coat for myself with it. haha
Newscaster: And our top story of the evening, Australian resident and super criminal the Mime
was arrested today, he was apprehended by American police after a drug dog alerted police to a
suspicious character getting off Delta Air Lines, the Mime wearing a beret was pretending to be
a French foreigner hoping to sneak cocaine into the country, the shirt Mime was wearing, and
the face paint was made entirely out of cocaine, and as usual Mime was wearing a bra
with bags of cocaine smuggled inside.
Wow i'm on the news!
And for Tin Can Brain:
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