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Newscaster: Welcome to to Lewdcorner News.
Our first story, Lewdcorner resident StephanieD gave birth to twins today.

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Newscaster: Our second story of the evening, authorities are on the lookout for an unhinged man that has been going
window to window knocking on the windows of over 900 Denmark homes, while saying the words
"peek-a-boo" and then running away.




Newscaster: In other news, a popular chef from Sweden while trying to make
a large pizza, accidentally replaced his flour with cocaine.




Newscaster: In other news, Lewd resident Sarya has decided to adopt 500 baby kittens from the
Canadian cat farm in Canada from Shawn Chapp.

Underlord: haha

Sarya: Watch it Underlord!

News Caster: Continuing....... We spoke to Sarya who said the following.

Sarya: Hi everybody it;s me Sarya and I love cats and want to help by adopting
some cute friendly kittens.

Underlord: haha

Sarya: Underlord I'm warning you!

Underlord: I'm going to start my own good cause, called "Operation Cat"!
Where I will adopt 500 cats myself, and then skin those cats
and use all that cat fur to make a big fur coat for myself with it. haha




Newscaster: And our top story of the evening, Australian resident and super criminal the Mime
was arrested today, he was apprehended by American police after a drug dog alerted police to a
suspicious character getting off Delta Air Lines, the Mime wearing a beret was pretending to be
a French foreigner hoping to sneak cocaine into the country, the shirt Mime was wearing, and
the face paint was made entirely out of cocaine, and as usual Mime was wearing a bra
with bags of cocaine smuggled inside.


Wow i'm on the news!

And for Tin Can Brain:

 

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Ummm - you can try but they are really really REALLY light sleepers

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a cartoon character from south park is sitting at a desk and says  i can 't sleep


the secret is that we don't sleep, we just change accounts
The university is what landed me in this forum for coin farming. Much success was had.
two puppets are sitting on a red couch with the words another satisfied customer

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Hmm...



OK

a sign that says improv comedy team is behind a turtle

Get @Guz89 to sign it haha
a man says i 'm not signing anything


my hands are hurting too much, otherwise I'd sign by hand just like Conzi's permission lol
 

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9 hours of attendance for a diploma after 2 years where do I sign up

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Unfortunately, I can't find your name here... what happened?

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a cartoon of a man wearing a mask with the words are you on the list


PS: thank you for brightening my day, I just realized who was the first one to support my Uni


a picture of a woman with the words i am falling for you more everyday
 

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9 hours of attendance for a diploma after 2 years where do I sign up

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Not sure it'll be of much help.
If you want a job you might want something a bit more serious like a gender studies degree.
 
Hello guys how it going?

Just wanna say hi tell i'm having fun reading the thread
First post ever! Still trying to understand the website !
Wow -- two Newbie lurkers -- Let me be among the first to welcum you to our happy little village. We have a designated welcum wagon named @conzibald that will probably be along shortly to make certain you are holy welcumed If for any reason you do not wish to meat with Conzi I can sell you this pass for 200 LC so he will leave you alone

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Hi Silwith!
Doing fine, just got home again.
Hope you're doing well too! :p
Oh yeah, lazy as fuck, but well! :D <3

A LOT of us are freezing our nuts off -- but otherwise - pretty good - Morning Silwith

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I've got a place where you can warm your nuts (and the accompanying shaft) up... if someone is interested... 🥵 :p
 
So uh... I might've broken the space time continuum by searching in the latest updates tab images and one game blacked out because I'm of reasons... Also why the hell is it so uncommon for online image editing sites to allow you to just ctrl + v something...
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First post on a thread, this site looks cool. I have been lurking on Fuck95 until now.
Make that three delicious newbies -- If you do not wish to purchase the multi-pass to avoid the attention of Conzi we can also sell you anti @conzibald protective gear for 150 LC

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So uh... I might've broken the space time continuum by searching in the latest updates tab images and one game blacked out because I'm of reasons... Also why the hell is it so uncommon for online image editing sites to allow you to just ctrl + v something...
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I think you actually broke trough into another version of our universe... I very much doubt we will make it another 55 years in this one xDD
 
Hello guys how it going?

Just wanna say hi tell i'm having fun reading the thread
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First post ever! Still trying to understand the website !
First post on a thread, this site looks cool. I have been lurking on Fuck95 until now.
Hello VermillioN, Kukuzizi and CDUnholy!
Sorry for the wait, was doing something else.
Welcome to the thread, take a moment to read through the very first post of it, and then swing by the university, Prof Guzmeister has some words worth checking out. :p
The Coin-Hustlers University
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PS: thank you for brightening my day, I just realized who was the first one to support my Uni


a picture of a woman with the words i am falling for you more everyday

So uh... I might've broken the space time continuum by searching in the latest updates tab images and one game blacked out because I'm of reasons... Also why the hell is it so uncommon for online image editing sites to allow you to just ctrl + v something...

He sees past the site and into the void!
 

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Hello VermillioN, Kukuzizi and CDUnholy!
Sorry for the wait, was doing something else.
Welcome to the thread, take a moment to read through the very first post of it, and then swing by the university, Prof Guzmeister has some words worth checking out. :p
The Coin-Hustlers University
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He sees past the site and into the void!
Already ahead of you and I'm happy to be here.
 
No, the Cowpies should. Also, the Quiefs for getting all the help from the refs.
Dude he's a cowboys fan, he's allowed to like them. The chiefs only piss me off because they play for penalties. Fuck them for that. Whiny bitches.
 
I think you actually broke trough into another version of our universe... I very much doubt we will make it another 55 years in this one xDD
I would disagree~ Personally I have some new found optimism for the next few years
Hello VermillioN, Kukuzizi and CDUnholy!
Sorry for the wait, was doing something else.
Welcome to the thread, take a moment to read through the very first post of it, and then swing by the university, Prof Guzmeister has some words worth checking out. :p
The Coin-Hustlers University
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He sees past the site and into the void!
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Anyway, I'm off to bed.
Bye everyone, have a good rest of your day/night! 🌊👋
Bye everyone, see you all tomorrow! :p
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Anyway, I'm off to bed.
Bye everyone, have a good rest of your day/night! 🌊👋
Bye everyone, see you all tomorrow! :p
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Sleep well, take care~
 
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