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[-Bonk-]

Dance? Dance???? Welp when ya gotta dance

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A little LC Monster Mash



And 2 OLD mash ups

 

[colbyjack21]

You go Jit !! At least you didn't price is right me like how i did Mime 2 days in a row.

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So sorry to fill your pumpkin with 76 Uno cards Slummy. Coming to fill
slumthing else to make up for it

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Sleep well Slumbaby, on the November bubble babes

thats a lot of horny you have there

 

[Shawnchapp]

@Shawnchapp @Slumdum @mime @Teaspoon @Strut
@Evil Surgeon @conzibald @Guz89 @-Bonk- @xlax

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Welcome to Lewdcorner news Halloween edition.

Newscaster: Our first story, Canadians are angry after a suspect seen wearing
a black, white, and purple dress, with long socks going
to the knees, and wearing a cat mask, was spotted breaking jack o lanterns,
putting shaving cream on windows, throwing toilet paper rolls
in trees, and shoving bananas up car tailpipes. The vandal also seems
to leave a calling card in purple spray paint on the sides of buildings,
houses, and cars that says "Meow, Meow, cats rule, Happy Chappoween!"

Newscaster: In other news, Denmark has disappearing blood from the
blood bank. A janitor named Mr. Strut said it was the Slumpire a long blonde
haired creature, with red eyes, long teeth, and fingernails like a rake. Denmark
police had a sketch artist draw the creature. After drawing the sketch,
police hit Mr. Strut upside the head with their batons, put a straight jacket
on him,and tossed him into the local Denmark insane Asylum, because
there are no such things as Slumpires.

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Newscaster: In other news; scientists are baffled after 4 people
Slumdum, Mime, Guz, and Bonk, have all given birth to babies with
orange mustaches, scientists are baffled saying they have never
seen babies with fully grown mustaches before. We have obtained some photos
of the pregnant mothers. And also of the mustached babies.





Newscaster: We reached out to one of the mothers, a Miss Mime who
said the following. Quote "StephanieD if you don't stop saying I had
Conzibald's baby I'm going to put my clown foot in your ass"

Newscaster: In other news police arrested a suspect they believe is responsible
for the murder of a local Philippine native, after the suspect a Mr. Teaspoon
murdered the man, authorities asked Mr. Teaspoon why he did it, and his
response was "Because the asshole used a fork to eat his cereal instead of
a spoon"



Newscaster: In other news a native Floridan that survived Hurricane Milton,
claims a mysterious large creature swimming in the flood waters spoke to him,
when police asked the Floridian resident what the creature wanted, the resident
responded by saying the creature was 50 feet, dressed as a girl scout selling thin mints, graham
crunchy things, and oatmeal raisin cookies, for only Tree Fiddy!

Below is what the police sketch artists drew


Newscaster:After drawing the sketch, police hit the Florida native upside the head with their batons, put
a straight jacket on him, and tossed him into the insane Asylum with Strut, because there is no such
thing as a giant 50 foot monster swimming in Florida waters, dressed as a girl scout, selling cookies.




Newscaster: And our last story of the night. Thanks to the
Scooby Gang, police have arrested a mentally ill man
pretending to be a surgeon, police say the suspect has stolen
over 500,000 coins from the Lewd bank. When police raided
the mentally ill man's house, they found a bag of surgeon masks
and over 10,000 bottles of Johnson's baby oil.

Good morning everyone!

Spoiler: Alfons95

Ah, Alfons95!

Every... Single... Page... Needs to be reviewed.
You better get on that.

Spoiler: Zasaz

Good job! In no time it will be like 500!

Spoiler: Bonki

It's okay, I was just starting to get a little cold...

Of course! I'm the primary blonde here!


Night Bonki, sleep well, and see you later!
Hope you feel better!

Spoiler: applebottom

Just got done with this Slumlist, so now probably some quick dailies in WoW.
No, no plans for Halloween, it's just gonna be a normal evening like all the others.

Spoiler: cone

Sometimes that just really hits the right spot.

Spoiler: Blood

Night Blood, see you later!

Spoiler: why

Night why, sleep well, and let the Slum Magic™do it's work!

Spoiler: Msdoop

And evening to you Msdoop!
I'm doing fine, not much to say there, how about you?

Spoiler: Steph

Yes, no Slumpires at all!

I guess Slum Helsing is gonna get some more work!

These are all once again amazing Steph!
The Nessie one was so funny!

Spoiler: Mod summoning

Mods, come protect the thread from ghouls, ghosts, witches, wendigos all kind of horrors of the night!
@Guz89
@Shawnchapp
@BeowulfKnight
@mime

May.... Maybe you should have kept your skin on though....

Summoning is complete!

 

[kikomascado]

... so you are not going to pet my head, hold my hand and cheer me up? now i feel sad :<
not my first covid, but i must say that first week was a bumpy raid ... 2/10, not recommend it

Are you in need of some headpats? Please, someone call the specialist @HandholdDegen!

 

[uncbuck]

This made me Laugh out loud!

All these Halloween stories inspire me -- so I went out and bought 5 bags of Reeses - Oh wait -- I never get Trick or Treaters - well to be honest 16 years ago a couple kids rode up on horses. So I guess I will have to eat all the candy myself

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[azbest2k]

Are you in need of some headpats? Please, someone call the specialist @HandholdDegen!

i should know something? my spider sense is tingling ...

 

[colbyjack21]

i should know something? my spider sense is tingling ...

in preparation for headpats?

 

[azbest2k]

in preparation for headpats?

who knows? lobotomy can be count as a poorly designed and executed variation of head pat

 

[whydoineedto]

... so you are not going to pet my head, hold my hand

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@Slumdum



Sings: Mr. Sandman, bring Slum a dream
Make Bonky the cutest that Slums ever seen
Give him the word that Slums not a rover
Then tell Bonk that his lonesome nights are over
Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring Slum a dream

Goodnight slumster.

Don't think about it to hard save what little sanity you have left.



How is everyone day going?

doing fine vkyn, doing fine. hbu?

Are you in need of some headpats? Please, someone call the specialist @HandholdDegen!

also hi.

 

[kikomascado]

also hi.

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[BELEROERO]

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i'll make sure you do now

Oh no!

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[BELEROERO]

Happy Halloween, folks!

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[colbyjack21]

who knows? lobotomy can be count as a poorly designed and executed variation of head pat

eagerly unhelpful headpats lol

 

[colbyjack21]

Happy Halloween, folks!

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happy halloween. i bought candy but no trick or treaters so far. Now im going to get diabetes eating this candy myself

 

[kikomascado]

I'm bored at the airport. My flight is still in some hours and I have nothing to do.

 

[User_108364]

I'm bored at the airport. My flight is still in some hours and I have nothing to do.

Don't be afraid of the ghost -- it's just me, algeo!

That's all I've got. I hope you were entertained for the full 5 seconds of reading this!

 

[kikomascado]

Don't be afraid of the ghost -- it's just me, algeo!

That's all I've got. I hope you were entertained for the full 5 seconds of reading this!

Hahaha, thanks!
Now I just have to find something else for the other 7,195 seconds!

 

[colbyjack21]

I'm bored at the airport. My flight is still in some hours and I have nothing to do.

Flirt with strangers. youll probably never see them again anyway. Low risk high potential

 

[Impulse 9]

You go Jit !! At least you didn't price is right me like how i did Mime 2 days in a row.

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So sorry to fill your pumpkin with 76 Uno cards Slummy. Coming to fill
slumthing else to make up for it

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Sleep well Slumbaby, on the November bubble babes

We would all love to fill those pumpkins. Happy Halloween

 

[whydoineedto]

Flirt with strangers. youll probably never see them again anyway. Low risk high potential

you do realize where we are right?>