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- Jack Of Blades
good day fellow fappers. Saturday was a great day! I picked out pumpkins with the wife then we with a few friends went to Applebees and bought literal buckets of booze. After that we drank more and watched “Birdemic terror and shock” yesterday was great but today I am paying for the repercussions for yesterday with an amazing hangover. Happy Sunday
According to scientists (wow, we really do have a study for EVERYTHING ) it's 1.25–5 milliliters (ml) of semen each time a man ejaculate. So how many men jerk at a time? Thats the question...
According to scientists (wow, we really do have a study for EVERYTHING ) it's 1.25–5 milliliters (ml) of semen each time a man ejaculate. So how many men jerk at a time? Thats the question...
Ok I did a little math.
There are 7.9 Billion humans on earth, lets say 50% are Men. (3.95 Billion)
if we state 60% of men masterbate 3 times a week that would be 7.11 billion masterbations a week.
If we want to break down this to a minute that would be 7.11 billion / 10,080 minutes a day = 705,158 masterbations a minute.
Multiplied with - lets say 3ml per ejaculate - thats 2,115 LITER sperm per Minute ...
Ok I did a little math.
There are 7.9 Billion humans on earth, lets say 50% are Men. (3.95 Billion)
if we state 60% of men masterbate 3 times a week that would be 7.11 billion masterbations a week.
If we want to break down this to a minute that would be 7.11 billion / 10,080 minutes a day = 705,158 masterbations a minute.
Multiplied with - lets say 3ml per ejaculate - thats 2,115 LITER sperm per Minute ...
Good Morning All! I'm back - well provisioned with coffee and plans for the day -- Involves a lot of football and beer - interspersed with backreading and catching up here whilst working on pithy replies
What people do on a boring sunday...
We could find out how many sperms are in 3ml ejaculate and add that... so see how many people are potentially never born because of masterbating...
Other to say the other way round: How many people I do not have to get to know
Do you believe me if I say I never played much of it? I was always really bad at bluffing.
And also, it's my first post here again in days. I'm again busy with another thing and this week I got the flu or something similar.
Both my throat and my nose are shitty now.
The temperature keep changing, and the fucking smoke everywhere don't help, either.
I haven't done any backreading yet, but eventually I'll be here with weeks old quote walls. Hahaha
I didn't really get this quote until I stumbled across this old photo where @Guz89 is doing all the hard work lifting up bonk and Slum, but in the end he's also lifting up Guz!
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So the quote is about If you’re feeling down, the best way to “lift yourself up" is to just start stacking people on top of each other. Before you know it, you’ll be elevated both physically and spiritually. Plus, you get a picture out of it!
Sometimes if I can't remember what I wanted to say I preview the post on click on the quote to bring me back to the orginal post usually I can remember once I can see the whole thing. Sometimes not tho and I end up deleting it
Hi, just got cell service again. The devastation here is unreal. I don't expect to have power or real internet for a week. I'll be able to work at least since have power there.
Who wants to wager how many pages I'll need to backread in this thread say next week? I'll bet 100 pages myself.
I really get the feeling that marketing is a field that people who were always told their ideas were great even when they weren't go. There are some seriously bed decisions that come out of marketing.
I hadn't considered that but it does make a lot of sense
This made me miss the coffee shop right outside my university it had a bar in the back and the barista would always give me drinks from back there first thing in the morning even though they weren't supposed to open the bar part until the afternoon
have they moved on from communism is whatever i dont like or is that still happening? cause it seems blaming woke is the new way of manipulating people or well same tactics different words
Work continues to be a shit how. For perspective, my job typically requires 1-2 hours a day of active work, and usually about an hour's worth of meetings. Right now, it is requiring about 6 hours of active work and an hour of meetings. Nothing is getting finished across any of my projects because of delays, incompetence, or too many stakeholders being indecisive. Things will go back to normal once these projects clear, but they just keep hanging around. One project should have been over in under a month and has dragged on for 5.
Narrator: Gather around dear friends and let me tell you the legend of the Lewd Lurker creature.
Once upon a time in the village of Lewd there was peace and happiness, and a man
named Bonk lived happily with his beloved Slumdum. He had intended to marry her
and make Slum his wife. But deep in the forest of Lewd inside an old cabin
in the woods, lived a witch, and this witch was seeking revenge on the towns people
who once banished her coven.
So the witch devised a plan against the citizens of Lewd. And a monster was created
by a crazy mad Evil Surgeon who had dug up the corpses of the dead, and brought their
severed body parts before the powerful witch called Xonia. This creature was brought to life
with the powers of the necronomicon which was a spell book inked in blood and bound
in human flesh.
The creature had the sunglasses of Kavinsky, the ears of the goblin Flaming,
the fangs of the vampire Inyo, the head of the Swedish chef Conzibald, the eyes of the
Teaspoon, the scrotum of bloodheart the pirate, the hands of luciddream, the legs of racoon
Algeo, with just a pinch of Anon-670, all these body parts were stitched together by the
Evil Surgeon.
This creature was then given life by the Witch at the Surgeons laboratory and terrorized the
village of Lewd, and many villagers died, including the beloved Slumdum, in anger the
wise nobleman Bonk decided to fight the beast and destroy it! After a brutal
fight the wiseman Bonk vanquished the beast, but in the process lost his hand
in battle, he then buried the remains of the creature on a hilltop and placed
a cross as a marker above it.
But the old witch would not be defeated so easily, and she used her powers
and read from the Necronomican once again and brought the creature back from the dead, but the creature
required a sacrifice, so the evil surgeon with scalpel in hand killed the witch and gave the
body to the beast and it devoured the witch broom and all, now the creature was
far stronger than before as it had the powers of the witch Xonia. The creature began
terrorizing the village again, Bonk fought the creature but was no match with only one
hand, so Bonk went to his toolshed and attached a chainsaw to his hand, and also grabbed
his trusty shotgun which he nicknamed poonstick sorry I mean boomstick.
Bonk: Wait.....I kind of like the nickname poonstick, can we keep it?
Narrator: Fine then
So Bonk went to his toolshed and attached a chainsaw to his hand, and also grabbed
his trusty shotgun which he nicknamed PoonStick.
Slumdum: Wait......
Narrator: What?
Slumdum: Hey bonky name the shotgun after me!
Bonk: You want me to call it the Slumgun?
Slumdum: No....Call it the Slumstick.
Narrator: Seriously?
Slum: yeah call it the Slumstick!
Narrator: Well Bonk what are we calling it?
Bonk: I'm thinking, I'm thinking....
Narrator: Some time this century please!
Bonk: Yeah call it the Slumstick after my baby Slum!
So Bonk went to his toolshed and attached a chainsaw to his hand, and also grabbed
his trusty shotgun which he nicknamed the SlumStick.
Bonk fought the beast creature and after a long battle he shot it with the Slumstick and cut off
it's head with the chainsaw, but it re-attached it's own head, then the evil surgeon danced
in delight as he thought his creature was unstoppable, but Bonk had secretly devised a plan and
hired a hooker named StephanieD to put Xlax in the tea of the surgeon.
StephanieD: Seriously why do I got to be a damn hooker for?
Narrator: What do you want to be?
StephanieD: I'm a banana princess!
Narrator: Fine. Bonk had secretly devised a plan and hired a banana princess
named StephanieD to put Xlax in the tea of the surgeon,
StephanieD: excuse me mr. narrator
Narrator: What is it now?
StephanieD: I'm kind of confused, you see you put Xlax in the tea
of the evil surgeon.
Narrator: And?
StephanieD: And that's spelled like the name of the user on the lewd forum instead of the pills
that make you go poop.
Slumdum: She is right you know.
Bonk: Yeah I agree with Steph.
Narrator: Fine. And will you three do me a favor and stop interrupting
my story!
Slum: Sorry
Bonk: Sorry
StephanieD: Sorry
Narrator: Now where was I. Oh yes....
Bonk fought the beast creature and after a long battle he shot it and cut off it's head, but it
re-attached it's own head, then the evil surgeon danced in delight as he thought his creature
was unstoppable, but Bonk had secretly devised a plan and hired a banana princess
named StephanieD to put Ex-lax in the tea of the surgeon. Then he sent a village boy named
Shawneth Chappeth to the Surgeon's laboratory, and while the Surgeon was in the shitter,
the boy quickly grabbed the book and ran away and took it to the wise man Bonk.
Bonk the wiseman had the village boy Shawneth Chappeth to read the
words of the book to try and vanquish the creature, a giant portal opened,
and the portal sucked up the beast, but Bonk flew into the portal with it, and that
was the last anyone ever saw of the lewd lurker beast or the wiseman known as Bonk.
Evil Surgeon: Hey wait a minute
Narrator: What do you want?
Evil Surgeon: Why do I have to be the bad guy behind it all?
Why can't I be an innocent pawn and Underlord be the ultimate evil?
Narrator: Fine!
As it turns out it was the master plan of the Underlord who had
used brain washing techniques to control the evil surgeon and trick
him into doing his bidding. The End
StephanieD: Hey wait a minute...
Narrator: What is it now?
StephanieD: That Lewd creature sounds a lot like Slumdum's Guwnknime.
Narrator: Huh?
StephanieD: I think you copied the Lewd creature after it.
Narrator: No I didn't !
Slumdum: It does sound similar to my creature the Guwnknime.
Narrator: Bullshit!
Bonk: Don't you dare raise your voice at my baby slum!
Narrator: Screw you guys!
StephanieD: Don't make me get Conzibald!
Narrator: haha what's that old Swedish chef gonna do?
StephanieD: He'll drill some mole holes in your butt.
Narrator: What?
Conzibald: viggy, vingy, swingy, wiggy, viggy
Narrator: AHHHHHH get this crazy swede off of me!
StephanieD: Then you shouldn't have called me a hooker.
Narrator: But I apologized and fixed it.
StephanieD: Yeah...well I've been watching Cobra Kai on Netflix.
Narrator: What's that mean?
StephanieD: It means no mercy bitch! Fill the holes Conzi.
Description: A plant-based Digimon with bright orange bark-like skin and thorny green hair. Slumthornmon can control vines and plant life, using them to entangle and trap its foes. Its hair acts as poisonous thorns that can harm anyone who gets too close. It’s often seen protecting the forests and jungles of the LewdCorner World, keeping balance in the natural world.
That is billions of years away if our estimation is correct (probably isn't) but mainly humanity is dooming itself and most life on this planet as we know it ^^ but who cares just fuck and enjoy life while we have it!
I guess the 2nd thing is nearly everybody in here planning to do today - or actually right now doing
