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I want to post something but I don't want to get a banhammer swing for it....

Bah, here goes nothing

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I'M NOT SORRY

No, I do not remember why I did this.
Besides the fact I don't like this guy
I seen this guy on YouTube randomly once, he say some weird stuff. Out of curiosity care to share context why he angers yo so?
 
wow thats a great pair of shoes to last that long!
Adidas (Some European style they said) with a really thick and stiff sole.
They weren't all that comfortable, but I bought them for durability and they were that.
They soles felt like they were made out of tires, but white.
If I could find them again, I would buy another pair.

The wise man also knows when it is a good idea to grant his brain some rest
I was only joking!
If you really wanted to give your brain a rest, you shouldn't try to compete with the intellectual heavyweights on LC.

I'm on par on this thread! It just took 8 hours! kkkkkk
I feel your pain. :(

Yeah, had this dissapointment recently. Let's just enjoy their work from afar.
Armie Hammer really let you down?

Let me rephrase : It's just basic care toward myself if I want to continue enjoying drugs from time to time and not ending up dying stupidly from an aneurysm on my keyboard
I prefer my death aneurysm to come from excessive masturbation and fatty foods.
And lack of hospital care, of course.

wait, hold on
you're telling me that to like someone's work I don't have to idolize everything they say and do too?????

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Yes, that is what I am saying.
Until they inevitably convert to your religion, then you should go back to canonizing them and ignoring their continued asshattery. :D

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Your smacks only make me more horny!
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iu


In my honest option Men in Black and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air were his best rolls on screen.
I, Robot is a great movie, too.

ya tell that to 99.9% of the population
Michael Jackson effect


I honestly think that's better. :ROFLMAO:
I love it! <3
I need to make a new head! I lost the original images.

On a sidenote, I really wish we had *insert quotes* function in post editing. Copy/Cut doesn't always grab the whole thing from the reply box.
No, this is why we should double post.
Plus, it gives mime and Guz more fun!
They love merging posts! 3-4 times every page is what makes them happy.

Added Slither on my list. Horror with Comedy? I'm in!
Good choice!

Will Smith has great roles in comedy, but also in drama. His play in The Pursuit of Happiness is wonderful.
Really really good acting. I forgot about this movie.

I'm happy I didn't watch After Earth
Scientologists should be barred from movie-making.
Unless it's Tom Cruise. But, he's like a god to them

Let's not forget I, Robot.


I'm surprised there wasn't more porn of this movie.

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someone sent me this....
why...
Surprise shart and the end!
Alexxa you dirty
 
Adidas (Some European style they said) with a really thick and stiff sole.
They weren't all that comfortable, but I bought them for durability and they were that.
They soles felt like they were made out of tires, but white.
If I could find them again, I would buy another pair.


I was only joking!
If you really wanted to give your brain a rest, you shouldn't try to compete with the intellectual heavyweights on LC.


I feel your pain. :(


Armie Hammer really let you down?


I prefer my death aneurysm to come from excessive masturbation and fatty foods.
And lack of hospital care, of course.


Yes, that is what I am saying.
Until they inevitably convert to your religion, then you should go back to canonizing them and ignoring their continued asshattery. :D


Your smacks only make me more horny!
https://c.tenor.com/C9SHTXdsaaEAAAAC/skeletor-jokes-on-you.gif



I, Robot is a great movie, too.


Michael Jackson effect


I love it! <3
I need to make a new head! I lost the original images.


No, this is why we should double post.
Plus, it gives mime and Guz more fun!
They love merging posts! 3-4 times every page is what makes them happy.


Good choice!


Really really good acting. I forgot about this movie.


Scientologists should be barred from movie-making.
Unless it's Tom Cruise. But, he's like a god to them


I'm surprised there wasn't more porn of this movie.


Surprise shart and the end!
Alexxa you dirty

don't even get me started on MJ considering the doc they did not to long ago about bring the past back up and starting new allegation when that was already done and dealt with decades ago just to stir the pot and start drama for no reason

the king of pop is dead let the man rest in peace.
 
Why does this sound exactly like a sub plot from the game Free City's?
FC Pregmod does include a genetically engineered catgirl submod, but the "genetically engineered catgirls" line is just from an image macro.

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Oh i see, you fuckos have been multi tasking. How can you keep
up here while getting a Bonky beating in Yahtzee ?

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But it will all be over soon ;)
 

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don't even get me started on MJ considering the doc they did not to long ago about bring the past back up and starting new allegation when that was already done and dealt with decades ago just to stir the pot and start drama for no reason

the king of pop is dead let the man rest in peace.
The people around my age group still grove to this at partys or on a road trip at night RIP MJ

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Could one of our GIF magician put my face onto this, pretty please???? (and keep the rolled dollar bill if possible)


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Popped my cherry and gave it a shot.

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No, this is why we should double post.
Plus, it gives mime and Guz more fun!
They love merging posts! 3-4 times every page is what makes them happy.
Kay, Matt said I could!
 

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Oh i see, you fuckos have been multi tasking. How can you keep
up here while getting a Bonky beating in Yahtzee ?

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But it will all be over soon ;)
Oh they pick on me. Mr 3 yahtzees in a game and 2 already in this one
 
Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the galaxy, born possibly in time to get genetically engineered (catgirl) waifus delivered to my house.
I think only the rich fucks would get catgirl waifus on this generation. 😔

FC Pregmod does include a genetically engineered catgirl submod, but the "genetically engineered catgirls" line is just from an image macro.

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Expectation: Catfemboys, even better than catgirls!
 
don't even get me started on MJ considering the doc they did not to long ago about bring the past back up and starting new allegation when that was already done and dealt with decades ago just to stir the pot and start drama for no reason

the king of pop is dead let the man rest in peace.
The people around my age group still grove to this at partys or on a road trip at night RIP MJ

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Long Live the King of Pop. Remembering when they would play his new videos on at prime time. ❤️
 

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I seen this guy on YouTube randomly once, he say some weird stuff. Out of curiosity care to share context why he angers yo so?

Well, basically, he parasites smaller youtube content creators content during his stream to do "reacts" (spoiler, not even close to react content), thus preventing them from getting views that he's getting instead, especially since those live extracts get uploaded on Youtube, siphoning away more potential viewer.

And he's not the only one doing that. A lot of big streamer have resorted to that low effort strat for their livestreams, AND they upload the extract on youtube to siphon even more money they don't need away from OG content creators.


Also he's a slimy conservative who doesn't have the balls to say it out loud and that annoys me.


I was only joking!
If you really wanted to give your brain a rest, you shouldn't try to compete with the intellectual heavyweights on LC.
I'm not sure about how to interpret this
I prefer my death aneurysm to come from excessive masturbation and fatty foods.
And lack of hospital care, of course.
iu
 
Could one of our GIF magician put my face onto this, pretty please???? (and keep the rolled dollar bill if possible)


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Could one of our GIF magician put my face onto this, pretty please???? (and keep the rolled dollar bill if possible)


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You got a freshly severed noggin ? If so i can do it, going rate is 150 LC coins
 
The people around my age group still grove to this at partys or on a road trip at night RIP MJ

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not sure that the best for a raod trip LOL still a good song one of my faves as always been

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I want to post something but I don't want to get a banhammer swing for it....

Bah, here goes nothing

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I'M NOT SORRY

No, I do not remember why I did this.
Besides the fact I don't like this guy
You'd think revolting smell of rotting fast food and unwashed ass would scare them away instead!

Lovers Consanguine
You got me good you fucker!
Luckily, that's not half as bad as the other things I've looked up today.

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the galaxy, born possibly in time to get genetically engineered (catgirl) waifus delivered to my house.
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don't even get me started on MJ considering the doc they did not to long ago about bring the past back up and starting new allegation when that was already done and dealt with decades ago just to stir the pot and start drama for no reason

the king of pop is dead let the man rest in peace.
Death doesn't change this statement:
wait, hold on
you're telling me that to like someone's work I don't have to idolize everything they say and do too?????
 

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did you get the terminator Summer Glau?
Yeppers Any Summer works for me - but River was just "Special" By the way -- I will move on to Kaylee and Inara tomorrow
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I salute the effort, but @whydoineedto made a better one

Thanks a lot anyway !
 
Today I had a birthday to go to, just got home, so wasn't so active here. But let's begin the quote wall!




Yeah, the official rules are such a party pooper. Only using black card when there's no other moviment possible are dumb, a lot of times (like when the next person has Uno) using it is the optimal and most funny play, even when you have more cards.
These online versions should have custom rulesets, because everytime I played were different rules.
All of them usually let you use special cards on top of +2 and +4, like the skip skipped your turn and made the next person buy the cards, and reverse made the previous person buy the cards (unless they also had special cards, so the combo would continue), but sometimes there were even more rules.
But one of the uncommon ones that I liked was this one:
If someone used a card that you had a identical one (same color and same number), you could play the card outside your turn, like skipping the line in a market or whatever, and then the game would go on with the player next from you. It had to be done quickly, before the "rightful" player to the turn to make their play, making the game more dynamic. 🤣



I've heard the expression, but don't use it, so I didn't even notice it was a typo. Hahaha


I love images with resting on someone's lap + breast sucking + handjob, but I won't post any because the best ones are P4 only. Hahaha


I wonder whether (if humankind don't cause its on extinction before it) the technology would eventually be able to create a real organic, living fleshlight, that was made from scratch in a lab. Maybe some e-girls would even sell exact replicas with their DNA or something. Hahaha


She's shy, so she would cover your eyes while you do the deed! (But follow you for more if you go away!)


Is there any videos of her "playing" of the other of her new species? It's for a college work!


When I met Slumdum the profile picture was already the MS Paint one, but eventually I got that it is the old one, before the purge. Hahaha
We always called any of that stuff HOUSE RULES and everyone agreed, or brought up other fun rules....because the goal is to have fun
you know I've been reading the site rules and all I have to say is...

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I'm telling you at this rate lewdcorner will be called f96zone.
go fuck yourself and go there then
no time for a full backread, sadly, I'll finish later (not because the last post made me want to reply ASAP)

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a man in a suit and tie has disappointment sigh written below him


a man says that 's the sad truth on a netflix screen's the sad truth on a netflix screen


a man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car giving a middle finger .'s seat of a car giving a middle finger .


a man in a colorful shirt is eating a slice of pizza with a netflix logo behind him


a man is sitting in a chair holding a cup of coffee and pointing at something with the words look a slacker written below him


a cartoon of a man holding a piece of paper with the number 7 on it




a close up of a woman 's face with a blue jacket on's face with a blue jacket on
a woman in a suit is sitting in front of a window and says `` all i wanna do is go back '' .'' .





now we can actually have fun too


two men in a wrestling ring with the words  how dare you question my magic  above them

I think there are 13 pages of random posts from other threads that got merged to the first page, so I randomly changed their dates, but I don't remember to when

fun fact: your 'tutorial image' is still on my coin thread, which is sent to any new account when they're approved to join the site
I've disappointed Guz
wait, hold on
you're telling me that to like someone's work I don't have to idolize everything they say and do too?????

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You can't stop the horny, give in or I'll post more hand holding gifs
MiB 1&2 were peak Will Smith, for sure. Hell, I even liked Josh Brolin's portrayal of Tommy Lee Jones in part 3. Crazy he went from Brand in The Goonies to Cable and Thanos.
I've always said Will Smith is a fine actor if he has someone to bounce dialogue with. He can't carry a movie straight himself
I was smart enough not to watch it. :LOL:
It was entertaining enough, just don't take it serious
That's why we need more of THESE
The Souths dumbest, yet greatest animal
Continuing my Firefly theme -- the introduction of River (Summer Glau) so yummy !

I've honestly never understand the insane attraction people have to her. She's just average to me.
 

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