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Anti-Social & Lurker - Hideout spot

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Say what? *looks* Dammit.. you're right.

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Maybe I will embrace it..

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Tried that, you know what it got me ? better flexibility, here look.....

 

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I was merged.. it was you, wasn't it?

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And I'm sorry. I'll make it better, make things right with you. I'll take you and your merging tools and toss them into a grave. The both of you..

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I mean... sorry but you know the drill, right?

 

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Does anyone know how to play cribbage ? I saw it's available on the
game site we've been fucking off on.
Yes in fact I used to be in a cribbage league -- the big thing is you need to be able to count to 15 and peg a lot
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Tried that, you know what it got me ? better flexibility, here look.....

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For the love of god, leave my rubbery sack of love alone!!
 

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What do you call 1 White guy in a group of 100 black guys?
Warden

The worst thing is that it's kinda true in the US..... Sorry to say it, but your justice and prison systems are fucked :p

What do you call 1 Black guy in a group of 100 white guys?
Tiger

I don't get it?

Whatever, it's my turn :



There are four guys flying in an hot air balloon basket : an American, a Chinese, a French, and an Arab.
Suddenly, the American remark that the balloon is damaged and leaking air. He alert the other guys , they have to act fast to mitigate the balloon dangerously quick increasing descent; the immediate solution agreed upon by everyone is that every one of them as to drop something they always have with them.

Mortified, the American drops his collection of custom AR-15.

Then comes the Chinese guy turn, who quickly drops two large bags marked "Temu".

The Arab, swearing loudly, drops an oil barrel.

The French drops the Arab.
 
I mean... sorry but you know the drill, right?

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Hahahahaha.. that's cute. I hope you can type with one hand really fast.

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Ugh.. Packers fan. I'm a Bears fan.

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You have to go back to Dec. 16, 2018, to find the last time the Bears beat the Packers. can you really call it a rivalry?
 

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You have to go back to Dec. 16, 2018, to find the last time the Bears beat the Packers. can you really call it a rivalry?
Why don't you just string me up and beat me like a piñata while you're at it. Maybe for shits and giggles you can light me on fire after that.

Thanks for reminding me of horrors of our lack of success against the Pack.

*pulls out my pen*

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Oh , one of my childhood favorites. History of the world

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every time I look, there's more people in that gif LOL
 
You have to go back to Dec. 16, 2018, to find the last time the Bears beat the Packers. can you really call it a rivalry?
Damn is this considered political haha
 
every time I look, there's more people in that gif LOL

I think i used every head available at the time. That was like 3 months ago, and i guess
not much has changed ;)

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Ok -- I have a serious question for Devs - or really anyone. What's with all the footjobs -- -- Is it easy to draw -- just filler as something different or a really requested kink? of all the tags that are put on games that is the one I least like. I think it's just silly and don't see the attraction. With my luck I would get a case of athletes cock sooo just asking WHY?
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simply put, it's the most prominent "weird" fetish out there that's also the least offensive to people who don't have it. Most people who don't have the fetish will either decide it's doing nothing for them and move on to the next image or keep watching the video to get to the parts they do like, while its inclusion will draw in people who do have that fetish. So, for an artist, it's not really a risk to do it, like another fetish would be. Like, say, a pee fetish scene, while people with that fetish may appreciate it, others who don't like it may not only leave the video, but may skip out on future videos.

Personally I enjoy the scenes, but not as much as armpit based scenes (yes, that's a thing)
 
simply put, it's the most prominent "weird" fetish out there that's also the least offensive to people who don't have it. Most people who don't have the fetish will either decide it's doing nothing for them and move on to the next image or keep watching the video to get to the parts they do like, while its inclusion will draw in people who do have that fetish. So, for an artist, it's not really a risk to do it, like another fetish would be. Like, say, a pee fetish scene, while people with that fetish may appreciate it, others who don't like it may not only leave the video, but may skip out on future videos.

Personally I enjoy the scenes, but not as much as armpit based scenes (yes, that's a thing)
Armpit sex that is one of those loopholes for Happy ending massage right along with the wrist handjob haha
 
I think I posted enough for one Saturday goodnight everyone.
Get some sleep.. doctor's orders. Does this look like the face of a lying crackpot?

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I don't get it?
Tiger Woods is a famous, black and very successful professional golfer.
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There are four guys flying in an hot air balloon basket : an American, a Chinese, a French, and an Arab.
Suddenly, the American remark that the balloon is damaged and leaking air. He alert the other guys , they have to act fast to mitigate the balloon dangerously quick increasing descent; the immediate solution agreed upon by everyone is that every one of them as to drop something they always have with them.

Mortified, the American drops his collection of custom AR-15.

Then comes the Chinese guy turn, who quickly drops two large bags marked "Temu".

The Arab, swearing loudly, drops an oil barrel.

The French drops the Arab.
That's ridiculous!

I'd never drop my collection of ARs!

You need to celebrate with a chocolate cup.
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There is a company called 'Brownie in a Mug'
https://www.biggerbolderbaking.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/Microwave-mug-brownies1-scaled.jpg

You have to go back to Dec. 16, 2018, to find the last time the Bears beat the Packers. can you really call it a rivalry?
You're gonna make Evil Surgeon miss Jay Cutler!
https://c.tenor.com/TPxE3QXEvrcAAAAC/tenor.gif


Oh , one of my childhood favorites. History of the world

Do you love it because it's a great movie?
Or because you spent 3 hours on that gif?
 

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