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[toritora69lol]

I'm not so sure about that. Swing by my lab so I can run some tests on you. Don't worry.. just do as I say and everything will be okay.

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Sure thing Surg! I'm sure this will be one of the best decisions I've ever made

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right?

 

[Evil Surgeon]

With those knives on her fingers it will be the last hand job you ever receive. Then she
would finish with some kinda Krueger joke.

Like....."How about some head" then she bites what's left of your wiener off.

I was gonna come up to you and say..

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But now I'm having second thoughts. Yikes!

 

[ccxvidonaferens]

My ex took me to a restaurant in Florida where these dudes walked around with these HUGE skewers of meat- all different kinds and flavours, and they would come over to your table a shave off the meat for you. THAT was some good vittles, ngl.

Just realised if you read the above as a collection of euphemisms it reads very differently.

 

[Amman]

I'm not violent. I just go a little mad sometimes.

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Haven't you?

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I need more practice with adding heads

 

[Saturnus]

Are you from the us? if so then yes, we in other parts prefer to call it the clown system

Sorry we don't all get King Dorfenfuken or Queen Borkflurgel
Clown system, indeed

I had to look it up, but the deranged angel she played was so good. It's sad a lot of times where a great actor/actress never gets a limelight role again.

I looked it up and oh her! a face i actually recognise.

You guys were talking about Tilda Swinton, yes?

No, common law marriage is where two parties are in a relationship long enough and meet cohabitation requirements that the government decides to treat them as married for all or some purposes. This can mean, for example, that two people could be together without signing a marriage license for long enough, then split up, and one party could then try to get married to someone else and be denied because they can't be married to more than one person (or worse have the marriage determined to be void at some critical time later when the government figures out they were already married when it was entered, and possibly then go after them for the crime of bigamy). Before you ask, there is no equivalent common law divorce, the government will decide you are married without telling you and then it's up to you to figure this out and ask for a divorce. This can also have fun inheritance consequences like a former cohabitant claiming to be the next of kin of a former lover who dies, or asking for alimony when the couple parts ways.

As far I understood it, the parties have to agree to the common-law marriage.
It's basically marriage without the ceremony. (This is all in the US, so don't get too angry I don't know the laws of all countries)
You still have to get a divorce, if you want to change your last name, same procedure.

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[kurgan]

With those knives on her fingers it will be the last hand job you ever receive. Then she
would finish with some kinda Krueger joke.

Like....."How about some head" then she bites what's left of your wiener off.

I'm sure that's some wet dream from a pain olympics athlete!

Edit: people how doesn't know what are the Pain Olympics,... Google it at your own risk!! You are warned!!

 

[SJMagic]

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One session isn't going to cut it!

I can do both!
Poorly!

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Bring that cute little face over here

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Everything I read said it was limes.
I'll probably go for the Dark Rum version if I can't find the cachaca.


I got kicked out of church school for disputing Jonah and the whale story, that comic checks out!

From what I have experienced, it's just not a ceremony.
You can still get a marriage license through the state and chagge names if you want to.

Green lanterns power is much cooler (also green is by far favorite color) he's got more flaws to make him more relatable.

Superman is great, but the fact you need a world or universe villain to actually have a chance against him gets boring.

 

[ccxvidonaferens]

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But a wise person once said...

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Not the best

Beware the Ducks.....

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[BananaPrincess]

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Shawn Chapp: Eh, we don't like strangers poking their noses around the old Chapp farm; Eh.
Especially when they come messing with muh cats Eh, so when strangers come poking
their noses around muh farm, they meet Betsy the ole woodchipper. Just like this idiot
in the star wars helmet did, took his head clean off Eh.

 

[Teaspoon]

You, Sirs, are NOT funny...
Don't give them any ideas.

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Shhh Shhhhh Shhhhh

Funny?

I'm a proud P5 enthusiast.

 

[HTYYHRK]

As far I understood it, the parties have to agree to the common-law marriage.
It's basically marriage without the ceremony. (This is all in the US, so don't get too angry I don't know the laws of all countries)
You still have to get a divorce, if you want to change your last name, same procedure.

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From that site

If you live in one of the above states and you “hold yourself out to be married” (by telling the community you are married, calling each other husband and wife, using the same last name, filing joint income tax returns, etc.), you can have a common law marriage

If you live in one of the common law states and don’t want your relationship to become a common law marriage, you must be clear that it is your intention not to marry.

So if two people don't take the intentional act of getting married, but sufficiently hold themselves out to be married, the government can make that decision for them. I happen to know some older adults who are in a long-term relationship and usually say they're "married" because they prefer it to boyfriend/girlfriend, but for financial/estate planning reasons aren't interested in actually being married. This is the US law mind, different countries have different requirements and consequences. To be fair, this has some utility when you have people who were married on paper but the paper is lost for some reason, like they were married in a country that no longer exists, or immigration related familial determinations where again the people might be in a determined relationship but the foreign country doesn't recognize their marriage for whatever reason. However as applied to two people who have no obstacle to getting married on paper and choose not to it's completely asinine.

That state list is also illustrative, you have 16/51 jurisdictions (including the federal District of Columbia, for our non-US friends that's not technically a state but is the capital region so it has a comparable population) that still recognize it, and of those 5 already have laws phasing it out.

 

[Underlord]

Funny?

I'm a proud P5 enthusiast.

But you might not be able to afford it haha

 

[User_114674]

A lot of people still on that grind I see

oh, we love grinding

Funny?
I'm a proud P5 enthusiast.

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[Underlord]

oh, we love grinding

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Damn you turned off his badges haha

 

[Xorsm]

I'm sure that's some wet dream from a pain olympics athlete!

Edit: people how doesn't know what are the Pain Olympics,... Google it at your own risk!! You are warned!!

Dick jousting hits diff.

 

[BananaPrincess]

oh, we love grinding

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Just wait till Shawn Chapp makes a ShawnChapp89 account.....Then it will be even more confusing.

 

[kikomascado]

Everything I read said it was limes.
I'll probably go for the Dark Rum version if I can't find the cachaca.

The "caipirinha" is indeed limes (Or lemons, I dont know the difference. Here it's the same name. Hahaha)
But if you Google like "caipirinha de kiwi" you'll get this:

Like I always say, we love to change recipes, and our own are no different.
You want to swap the lemon for a banana? No problem!
It wouldn't be the same (I tried, it gets a milky texture, not so refreshing), but you can!

I got kicked out of church school for disputing Jonah and the whale story, that comic checks out!

Fortunately since my family don't even go themselves, I was never forced to go to one. Just went to some for marriages and stuff.

From what I have experienced, it's just not a ceremony.
You can still get a marriage license through the state and chagge names if you want to.

My marriage was just on paper. I'm too broke for a ceremony.

So if two people don't take the intentional act of getting married, but sufficiently hold themselves out to be married, the government can make that decision for them. I happen to know some older adults who are in a long-term relationship and usually say they're "married" because they prefer it to boyfriend/girlfriend, but for financial/estate planning reasons aren't interested in actually being married. This is the US law mind, different countries have different requirements and consequences. To be fair, this has some utility when you have people who were married on paper but the paper is lost for some reason, like they were married in a country that no longer exists, or immigration related familial determinations where again the people might be in a determined relationship but the foreign country doesn't recognize their marriage for whatever reason. However as applied to two people who have no obstacle to getting married on paper and choose not to it's completely asinine.

That's useful in some cases. Like I have friends who have had relationships for 10+ years, and it's not that they don't want to marry (one friend was even engaged for 5 years. Hahaha) but it's already kinda a cultural issue for more younger generations postpone those official things, so they end up not oficially marrying, even if lots of them already live like a married couple. But let's say there's an accident and one of them dies, I do think the partner is more deserving of any inheritance, pensions and such to their family (I always was against people who treat family like it's the best thing ever. Mine's good, but I've know parents who were shitty to their kids, so they weren't deserving of even a penny of the children).

 

[Saturnus]

Spoiler: SMOKEBOMB

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For real though don't tell me it's slightly to big I spent like 2 hours trying to resize it I'll lose it

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Backreaders are not really worth it anymore just keep yapping and banking it is more stable than those reacts.
They barely even give me 2k. Just have ton of coins in the bank they will make you more coins than reacts.
Eventually you can go back to lurking if you choose to.

Too bad you can't use LC to buy a new personality.

Green lanterns power is much cooler (also green is by far favorite color) he's got more flaws to make him more relatable.

Superman is great, but the fact you need a world or universe villain to actually have a chance against him gets boring.

Sorry, but after the movie, Green Lantern is a joke character now.

From that site


So if two people don't take the intentional act of getting married, but sufficiently hold themselves out to be married, the government can make that decision for them. I happen to know some older adults who are in a long-term relationship and usually say they're "married" because they prefer it to boyfriend/girlfriend, but for financial/estate planning reasons aren't interested in actually being married. This is the US law mind, different countries have different requirements and consequences. To be fair, this has some utility when you have people who were married on paper but the paper is lost for some reason, like they were married in a country that no longer exists, or immigration related familial determinations where again the people might be in a determined relationship but the foreign country doesn't recognize their marriage for whatever reason. However as applied to two people who have no obstacle to getting married on paper and choose not to it's completely asinine.

That state list is also illustrative, you have 16/51 jurisdictions (including the federal District of Columbia, for our non-US friends that's not technically a state but is the capital region so it has a comparable population) that still recognize it, and of those 5 already have laws phasing it out.

I actually know a few people common law married and one that just recently got divorced.
None of them were 'forced' to be married. They all called themselves married, live together and file jointly.
Except the divorced girl, of course. But the ex and her are friendly, so divorce was mutual.

 

[sentinel13]

It's the same assholes who suggested some people would be marrying turtles and dogs if gay marriage was legal!

Fuck that would be a slow ceremony.

 

[BananaPrincess]

Just wait till Shawn Chapp makes a ShawnChapp89 account.....Then it will be even more confusing.

ShawnChapp

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ShawnChapp89

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ShawnChapp: Who the hell are you Eh?

ShawnChapp89: I'm Shawn Chapp Eh!

ShawnChapp: Bullshit I'm Shawn Chapp Eh.

ShawnChapp89: Screw you guy because I got cats Eh.

ShawnChapp: Well fuck you buddy because I got a whole
gawd damn ranch full of them Eh.

ShawnChapp89: Why don't you have a beard or mustache like me buddy Eh?

ShawnChapp: Why do you have facial hair friend Eh?

ShawnChapp89: Because buddy that's what we do in Canada Eh.

ShawnChapp: Bullshit guy..Because we are all clean shaven up in Canada Eh.