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Made the The Fosters, Fosters: Back 2 School and Our Island. The 1st two are in Games+, Our Island was deleted by developer

Damn... I enjoyed Our Island, at least the renders you could see

Women have a vagina, anus, mouth, 2 earholes, 2 nostrils and a urethra. (And eye-sockets if you're a sick fuck)
Futas also have a cock with a urethra. One extra hole!

Fascinating how you mention earholes, nostrils and urethra so casually but considers "sick fuck" ONLY eye-sockets

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And what about nipple fuck?
 

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Good morning! 🌊👋
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Well not exactly morning anymore, buut still. :p
Yeah, damn timezones!
They should bow to us! :p
I agree, Ripples has some really amazing looking girls in it.
And that scene was amazing! And you could have either Shelby or Daphne be the one in the cat get up! :p
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Gotta admit it, I'm not at all into the gay side of things...
But the images are still fucking nice, and I must say, I have a higher "tolerance" level for it now. :p
Whatever you do Guzmeister, don't open the spoiler!
I'm afraid you wouldn't be able to control yourself... :unsure:
Who doesn't remember Nicolo, Doc's assistant, and that sig! :p
Always enjoy you taking the stairs Bonki!
That dress... Makes you curves just right! :p
For me, the WiiU wasn't a waste, it just had so much hidden potential, but because of the name people didn't think of it...
But the Switch though! *mwah* Conzi's kiss, that one is good! :p
And I'm gonna keep doing it! :p
Unless of course you don't want me too.
He deleted Our Island... Wow...
But the other two are fine...
I'm gonna need me some mods up in here!
@Guz89 - The masked one!
@Shawnchapp - The master of purple!
@BeowulfKnight - The master of ghosting!
@mime - The silent bonker!
Wait is Beo's pfp the ghost guy?
I haven't played Call of Duty Ghosts... :p
Almighty mods your will be done!

ti gnivol m'I ,suoregnad er'uoy
ti em evig ,ybab ,tih a deen I
tiaw t'nac I ,epacse on s'ereht


Summoning is complete!
 

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I have been humbled by these cheese puns.

Did you ever hear the story about Zola the Greek?

He was an ancient Greek hero, a warrior for the ages, much forgotten about compared to others like Heracles, Jason and Perseus.

But Zola was a fierce warrior. Words of his deeds spread far and wide across the lands. These deeds caught the attention of King Pelias, who summoned Zola to his palace.

"Look upon my ruined kingdom, Zola" Said king Pelias in dispair. "See the ruin and rot."

"What causes this woe, my lord" said Zola, "what need have you of me?"

"Have you heard of Medusa?" asked king Pelias. "The dreaded creature has killed most our young men. There is no one left to sow the fields of crop. There is no one left to defend the city from raiders. This cannot be allowed to continue."

"Surely you don't expect me to go after Medusa do you?" wailed Zola, "my lord, it would be suicide"

"A prince! A prince I shall make you!" said king Pelias. "You shall have all the gold you can carry, all the women you can marry and I promise you half my kingdom to rule as you see fit!"

Zola thought hard for a while. It was tempting offer after all. "On your honour, my lord. You swear you will keep your word and make me a prince?"

"You have my word." Said the king. "A prince you shall be. All I ask is that you bring me the head of the gorgon, Zola."




All that just for a cheese pun, fuck yeah!
 
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Sucks, no one ever seems to admit to making a mistake anymore, It's all just passing the buck. I wouldn't get as angry as I do about stuff like this if people would just say I'm sorry I've messed up but I'll fix it.
To be honest, I have come to the realisation that the whole reason for the bureaucracy that has become endemic within both governmental organisations and companies is so they can say that 'we are doing everything we can' whilst in reality they are doing absolutely nothing. It's the old circle jerk over and over again.
 
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No idea why some government agencies still think it's secure though.
I don't think anyone with much know how would consider it particularly secure, but it is codified in law/contracts in some places and getting through the red tape of getting mail or something the same allowances takes ages because bureaucracy
 
Did you ever hear the story about Zola the Greek?

He was an ancient Greek hero, a warrior for the ages, much forgotten about compared to others like Heracles, Jason and Perseus.

But Zola was a fierce warrior. Words of his deeds spread far and wide across the lands. These deeds caught the attention of King Pelias, who summoned Zola to his palace.

"Look upon my ruined kingdom, Zola" Said king Pelias in dispair. "See the ruin and rot."

"What causes this woe, my lord" said Zola, "what need have you of me?"

"Have you heard of Medusa?" asked king Pelias. "The dreaded creature has killed most our young men. There is no one left to sow the fields of crop. There is no one left to defend the city from raiders. This cannot be allowed to continue."

"Surely you don't expect me to go after Medusa do you?" wailed Zola, "my lord, it would be suicide"

"A prince! A prince I shall make you!" said king Pelias. "You shall have all the gold you can carry, all the women you can marry and I promise you half my kingdom to rule as you see fit!"

Zola thought hard for a while. It was tempting offer after all. "On your honour, my lord. You swear you will keep your word and make me a prince?"

"You have my word." Said the king. "A prince you shall be. All I ask is that you bring me the head of the gorgon, Zola."




All that just for a cheese pun, fuck yeah!
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Fascinating how you mention earholes, nostrils and urethra so casually but considers "sick fuck" ONLY eye-sockets
To be fair, the eyes are the only holes that are "filled". Even on non-realistic scenarios, you can't fuck it without hurting the person. Hahaha
 
Oh that sucks, I guess it depends on the local management. When I got a package sent addressed to me to the wrong country, but otherwise correct address, I got it resolved in a couple mails with Ups. Seeing support sending an email to the second countries support contact I was CCd to was funny though
That kind of reminds of a scenario at a job I had about 10 years ago now. We had a contract with DHL that included a clause for next day pickup and delivery of components for a particular system as we were not able to hold onsite spares. We had constant problems with this clause as DHL continued to claim that they didn't offer such a service even though they had tendered and entered said contract. Then again that's the standard level of efficiency to be expected of a government adjacent operation.
 
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Yeah, damn timezones!
They should bow to us! :p
Hear, hear!
So how are you doing today OG SD?
Any excitement?
You asked, and I shared what I had!
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Awww, mate. I'm sorry.
I was asking more specifically about info based on picture of the game- with the tile pieces and the cards. I don't know what that particular one is called.
I'm sure that nice lady is very informative.
It'll be okay.
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Eh, then it wasn't fun enough... :p
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Wait, are you saying that there's somewhere other than the past? What sorcery is this? What do you call this made-up Utopia? :ROFLMAO:
Cabin Pressure, but yes it is. Edit:- I just remembered he also did a youtube podcast thing during the pandemic called Cabin Fever. Sorry.
Okay, so is "Cabin Pressure" the actual, proper show AND "Cabin Fever" is the radio show/podcast? :unsure:
Ah... now I made the connection lol
History of the Woof (world) by Mel Barks (Brooks)
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Not much...but it's exciting that today is pre-Friday! :ROFLMAO:
By jove, I think he's got it! ;)
It IS. It IS Friday Eve.
Got anything big planned?
How are you today? :p
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lol, but here in my country it's really an onomatopoeia, less common than ring ring, but it's
Um, it's "what"? Ya kinda trailed off there at the end... :ROFLMAO:
That's my bad my response about the results was definitely meant to be read as sarcastic.

I definitely recommend giving at least one more shot some time
Ah, I wasn't entirely sure. Meaning and context are kinda difficult to ascertain with just words some times... :unsure:

Well, I might, but I think Evil Surgeon still prefers me in the past for some reason. :ROFLMAO:
Ohhh "Epic Rap Battle of History"!
I fucking love them, they are
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They have done some REALLY, REALLY great ones!
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and a stupid bonus one, just 'cuz. :ROFLMAO:
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Ok then.

I can't relate to anyone that likes the heat. It's too cold? You can always wear more.
It's too hot? Once you're alone in your room, drenched in water, fans blowing, AC smoking out from over-use, you're done. There's nothing more you can do.
FOR ME, there's no such thing as "too cold".
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Waiting for someone to post the picture from The Shining in 3...2...1...
^^Exactly^^ IF you're cold you can keep layering and layering until you can't move, BUT you're warm.
IF you're naked and still hot- WITH A/C, cold water, shade, fans- not much can done. 🥵
You could go into a walk-in-freezer, BUT you could either die by freezing OR die when your body goes into shock when you come out due to the extreme temperature differential... 🥶 ☠️
Wow. That brings me back

I remember lawn darts.
I also remember Petanque (in French, dunno the English, lawn bowling with baseball sized metal balls you hurled at the target on the ground)
In both cases, hopefully, the other players weren't in the way.

Is it fucked up that I miss those days?
"Lawn Darts" were murder weapons. Pure and simple. :ROFLMAO:

I don't know that other one, but my buddies and I used to play a game where you'd stand about 3 feet apart in kind of a circle (shut the fuck up Matthiacallus) with your legs together. Then we'd throw our boot knives into ground and they had to move their foot to where the knife landed. You went around and eventually if you couldn't do the splits- you fell over and lost.
HOW am I still alive? (What's sad is we did much worse shit than that...)
No more fucked up than I am. :p
Yep, that's the one.
I have to say I liked that one (when I could see what was happening). I think he just put too many people in game to start with and the obsession with the sister got old fast- there was so much more "exploring" that needed to be done. :ROFLMAO:
Plus the whole "reluctant MC" trope is overused- you KNOW what you did in the Hotel. NOW it's an issue?
I haven't played in a while- did they at least figure out what was behind that boulder?

Fosters (the first one)- was decent. Didn't care the MC or situation with big baddie. The "points" system was kinda skewed too.
Fosters (the school one)- have yet to get around to playing it.

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I really don't know how you and some of the others can do this. Responding to 20 different comments. I'd lose track way to quick.
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I would say there's an art or a trick to it, but that would be a lie.
I yammer. Post. Read. Yammer. Post. Check notifications. Yammer. Post. Read. Post. Rinse. Repeat.
I'd much rather be "over the Rainbow" with the rest of y'all...* I'm gonna see if the 2 tabs thing works, but my OCD will probably drag me right back into the "past". :ROFLMAO:


*(Except maybe Evil Surgeon.) :ROFLMAO:
 

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Actually, this stuff is pretty much the same thing as the pre-cooked hot dog filling. The way they are seasoned and cooked before packaging is pretty much the only difference.
Tru 'dat ;-p However, hot dogs are generally grilled or boiled or something first, not eaten cold even though pre-cooked. I've heard tell of weary workers who'd eat potted meat on a cracked at room temperature. Foie gras, it ain't! But still, everyone should be able to eat as he likes in peace so I'm not laying in :)
 
That kind of reminds of a scenario at a job I had about 10 years ago now. We had a contract with DHL that included a clause for next day pickup and delivery of components for a particular system as we were not able to hold onsite spares. We had constant problems with this clause as DHL continued to claim that they didn't offer such a service even though they had tendered and entered said contract. Then again that's the standard level of efficiency to be expected of a government adjacent operation.
Was the caluse something new or a legacy (within DHL) thing?
 
I really don't know how you and some of the others can do this. Responding to 20 different comments. I'd lose track way to quick.
No idea what you mean.

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This was after computers became common but before everyone had Internet and email addresses. So we often got homework worksheets but if one of us lost it/forgot to pick it up we'd call each other to fax it. No idea why some government agencies still think it's secure though.
Probably because no-one else uses it anymore... well except for the NHS.:p
 
This was after computers became common but before everyone had Internet and email addresses. So we often got homework worksheets but if one of us lost it/forgot to pick it up we'd call each other to fax it. No idea why some government agencies still think it's secure though.
Probably not the case for everywhere but there's some government agencies that literally haven't had their policies updated in decades so the only way to deliver documents is fax or in person.
 
I have to say I liked that one (when I could see what was happening). I think he just put too many people in game to start with and the obsession with the sister got old fast- there was so much more "exploring" that needed to be done. :ROFLMAO:
Plus the whole "reluctant MC" trope is overused- you KNOW what you did in the Hotel. NOW it's an issue?
I haven't played in a while- did they at least figure out what was behind that boulder?
I don't remember. You saw the european girl? If not, it was probably that. The friend that one daughter always talked about was a really girl, that was from another time and spoke another language, and yet you all understood each other because of the island or something like that.
 
Probably not the case for everywhere but there's some government agencies that literally haven't had their policies updated in decades so the only way to deliver documents is fax or in person.
the internet electronic systems we have here are not all sunshine and roses either, with it managing to crash precisely when it's needed to submit paperwork. But maybe still better than dealing with most government clerks
 
i am stupid but that is not why your butt hurts :p
Double dose of truth right there.
I have to apologize now, because every time I see that 'proxy-image' pic from startpage, you;re getting a 👎
Holy shit i think my brain is melting from all these cheese puns
Great for dipping!
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I wanted to say "both organs", but both have holes indeed. 🤣
And I can't say I never saw porn where it was used that way...
Are you saying you have seen urethral insertion porn , or you have not?
I can only help you with one of those things.
What I'm sure is our lurker neighbors in this forum didn't want to see that picture and less they want to know if that was a selfie XD
Well, thank you for noticing and admiring my massive dong.
Feel free to set it as your new phone background
I've finally ascended. Now watch as I use this newfound power to... well, probably not much different than usual.
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I look forward to P4 slime action!
 
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the internet electronic systems we have here are not all sunshine and roses either, with it managing to crash precisely when it's needed to submit paperwork. But maybe still better than dealing with most government clerks
It's a classic but a lot of these department web portal projects are 'silent bids' where only one company gets notified of the project bid and deliver overpriced trash that requires constant maintenance.
 
It's a classic but a lot of these department web portal projects are 'silent bids' where only one company gets notified of the project bid and deliver overpriced trash that requires constant maintenance.
Oh yeah it definitely didn't go to a competent company, no way our corrupt government would allow that
 
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