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What's the difference between a fridge and an asshole?
A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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3 Years of Service
I didn't know what to wear to the premature ejaculation club meeting.
So I just came in my pants.
So I just came in my pants.
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what's 6.9
a good thing ruined by a period
a good thing ruined by a period
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Attention! perhaps many people here will not understand half of the jokes, but where I come from, they use it as memes!
1. First you pay compliments, then you pay alimony.
2. Better the end of the world than Bella's.
3. Napoleon also did not immediately become a cake
4. One head is good, and two heads are good, good.
5. You look at me, you see the features I look at you, and I see the face of the devil!
6. Get up early tomorrow, I'll get up the day after tomorrow.
7. Only a henpecked man will ask his wife to go to the bar. A real man already knows what not to do.
8. I bought her a care cream, but she doesn't leave.
9. Give a man a fish and he will be full once, give a man a watermelon and he will be full all night.
10. Girls are like spaghetti, they don't break when they're wet
11. Alcohol kills nerve cells, only calm ones remain.
12.Roses die on lawns - boys in friend zones
13. I played guitar once and won.
14. Why can't I eat khinkali ponytails if I paid for them?
15. Even a tiger, not so much a tiger as I am a tiger.
16. I would have won if I hadn't lost.
17. The air is not felt until it is spoiled.
18. I was once told to wait until I got home, but I didn't.
19. A black stripe is always followed by a white one. If you are bitten by an evil dog today, then a good dog will bite you tomorrow.
20. You can be infinitely right, but what's the point if your man is crying?!
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1. First you pay compliments, then you pay alimony.
2. Better the end of the world than Bella's.
3. Napoleon also did not immediately become a cake
4. One head is good, and two heads are good, good.
5. You look at me, you see the features I look at you, and I see the face of the devil!
6. Get up early tomorrow, I'll get up the day after tomorrow.
7. Only a henpecked man will ask his wife to go to the bar. A real man already knows what not to do.
8. I bought her a care cream, but she doesn't leave.
9. Give a man a fish and he will be full once, give a man a watermelon and he will be full all night.
10. Girls are like spaghetti, they don't break when they're wet
11. Alcohol kills nerve cells, only calm ones remain.
12.Roses die on lawns - boys in friend zones
13. I played guitar once and won.
14. Why can't I eat khinkali ponytails if I paid for them?
15. Even a tiger, not so much a tiger as I am a tiger.
16. I would have won if I hadn't lost.
17. The air is not felt until it is spoiled.
18. I was once told to wait until I got home, but I didn't.
19. A black stripe is always followed by a white one. If you are bitten by an evil dog today, then a good dog will bite you tomorrow.
20. You can be infinitely right, but what's the point if your man is crying?!
Mod Edit: [Image Removed] No images of real persons, pornographic or otherwise, or porn stars, are permitted in posts.
(с) Jason Statham.
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3 Years of Service
what worst than two lesbian running with scissors?
two lesbians scissoring with the runs.
two lesbians scissoring with the runs.
3 Years of Service
lets trying some your mama jokes ^_^
your mama is like a race car, she burns four rubbers every night.
your mama is so crossed eyed when she cries hear tears roll down her back.
your mama is so dumb she tried to wake up a sleeping bad.
your mama is so fat she uses to greyhound buses as roller stakes,
your mama is so fat she puts on a belt with a boomerang.
your mama is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches that couch.
your mama is like a race car, she burns four rubbers every night.
your mama is so crossed eyed when she cries hear tears roll down her back.
your mama is so dumb she tried to wake up a sleeping bad.
your mama is so fat she uses to greyhound buses as roller stakes,
your mama is so fat she puts on a belt with a boomerang.
your mama is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches that couch.
3 Years of Service
Your mama's so dumb it took her 9 months to make a joke.
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What do you call it when you cum in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Thank you folks. I'll be here all week. Please try the fish!
Loading the dishwasher.
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Thank you folks. I'll be here all week. Please try the fish!
2 Years of Service
Ha!
Here's a little something my doctor always hints at with every visit.
Got one more as well.
3 Years of Service
What if April Fools was an April Fool of itself and people just went along with it and it made itself official...
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