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[Evil Surgeon]

were you in jail again ?

He didn't have an escape plan like I always do.

 

[MattShizzle]

A very old man goes to the doctor and says he can't pee. The doctor asks "how old are you?" He answers "93." The doctor says "well, haven't you peed enough?"

 

[highlrecommend]

He didn't have an escape plan like I always do.

that's not as funny as MattShizzle's joke.

 

[UwUseMe]

Jokes!? I have weaponized puns.

Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground? Well well well...

 

[highlrecommend]

Jokes!? I have weaponized puns.

Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground? Well well well...

me: knock knock
you: who's there?
me: cow
you: cow who?
me: no, cows go moooooo

 

[UwUseMe]

me: knock knock
you: who's there?
me: cow
you: cow who?
me: no, cows go moooooo

One of my favs that only really works in person is telling someone
Me: "You know they say you sound like an owl."
Them: "Who?"
slowly sets in

 

[richpalmer]

Just hit 1,000 coins. Elite 1, away!

 

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Just hit 1,000 coins. Elite 1, away!

tomato juice for everyone !!

 

[LarkFrquaad]

Just hit 1,000 coins. Elite 1, away!

Is it everything you dreamed of?

 

[richpalmer]

Is it everything you dreamed of?

I've presumably been sworn to secrecy but yeah, it's pretty neat.

 

[Degen Man]

A very old man goes to the doctor and says he can't pee. The doctor asks "how old are you?" He answers "93." The doctor says "well, haven't you peed enough?"

Be honest Matt, are you just telling us about your doctor's appointment experience from last week ?

 

[MattShizzle]

Be honest Matt, are you just telling us about your doctor's appointment experience from last week ?

No I'm 41 years younger than that. And it happened in 2018. Also got an implant for it.
Also - good morning and happy No Bra Sunday.

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[PreviousGene]

me: knock knock
you: who's there?
me: cow
you: cow who?
me: no, cows go moooooo

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[MattShizzle]

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I remember having to print out guides from GameFAQs to figure that shit out.

 

[EggHeadedMan]

were you in jail again ?

I wish. Than I wouldnt have to work or do errands and such

 

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I wish. Than I wouldnt have to work or do errands and such

well, may you make enough to buy lots of eggs