2 Years of Service
I was just following the trend. Everyone was saying three person. Moa is awesome too.
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2 Years of Service
Mine was Catherine Zeta Jones in Mask of Zorro.
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People wank on celebrities?
3 Years of Service
What a world, right.
I used to remember getting turned on but not wanking at them.
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Don't get the idea of wanking to people on screen sure they're hot but not enough to just start beating it in the movie theater
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Not a wank,, just the first time my brain went from innocent child to WELL HELLO THERE. Phoebe Cates and Brooke Shields 1980's are to blame for the deviant pervert i am today 
3 Years of Service
At my age there's only 1 possible answer. 
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What an evocative question, excellent work! My first celebrity wank is seared into my memory with such fidelity that it seems only yesterday that my inaugural brush with, or should I say stroke with celebrity, resulted in the thin crystal clear ejaculate of unfledged testicles. The popular personage that personified the polestar of my prurient pubescent passionate penis pleasuring, was none other than Piper Perabo. Ms. Perabo starred in a mostly forgotten little film called "Coyote Ugly", A film about beautiful young female bartenders who seductively sang and danced while dousing themselves with pitchers of water atop the very bar that they had been charged with tending. While today my penis would bat nary an eyelid at the relatively tame erotic enticements portrayed in the film, at the time however It caused me to develop boners of such resolute magnitude that they could easily pierce a stack of the very "Coyote Ugly" DVDs that had instigated it. I would be remiss if I did not also mention that the film contained liberal examples of a fashion accessory that was pervasive in the early 2000's, the choker. I could likely speculate for 1000 years and never be able to answer the question of why I find chokers to be sexually appealing, but I do, and young Ms. Perabo wore them well.
Here are some pictures to illustrate some of the things that I found appealing about Piper in her seminal film role:
Piper fully hydrated
Piper in an adorable little mauve number
Pouty Piper
Piper in a choker made me want to choke my [REDACTED]
Here are some pictures to illustrate some of the things that I found appealing about Piper in her seminal film role:
Piper fully hydrated
Piper in an adorable little mauve number
Pouty Piper
Piper in a choker made me want to choke my [REDACTED]
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2 Years of Service
And now see is ever sexier!
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Her name?
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4 Years of Service
Gillian Anderson (X-Files)
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Spot on!At my age there's only 1 possible answer.
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Absolutely!
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I legit never did a random wank to some celebrity in a proper movie.
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Iconic sceneNot a wank,, just the first time my brain went from innocent child to WELL HELLO THERE. Phoebe Cates and Brooke Shields 1980's are to blame for the deviant pervert i am today
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