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I don't remember the first porn I watched, but I do remember a scene from one in the 90s that's stuck in my head to this day.
In the scene, this guy is fucking this chick, pretending he's the Pope. And she looks at him and says: "Hey, you're not the Pope!"
And he says with a fake-ass Italian accent: "No, I'm-a the Pope's brother, Gary." And she's like, "Oh, okay." and they keep fucking.
I almost shit my pants laughing.
In the scene, this guy is fucking this chick, pretending he's the Pope. And she looks at him and says: "Hey, you're not the Pope!"
And he says with a fake-ass Italian accent: "No, I'm-a the Pope's brother, Gary." And she's like, "Oh, okay." and they keep fucking.
I almost shit my pants laughing.