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Thoughts on Pineapple on Pizza?

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The acid and sweetness of pineapples ruins the savory taste of the pizza. Ruins.
 
If I remember correctly there are several historical figures that loved/love pineapple on their pizza:
Adolph Hitler, Ted Bundy, Donald "orange face" Trump. Not a group I would ever want to be associated with.
 
The acid and sweetness of pineapples ruins the savory taste of the pizza. Ruins.
Perhaps it may be the base of the pizza, rather than the pineapple effect itself!
 
I have no problem with people putting pineapple on pizza, but I definitely do not enjoy the taste of it on one.
 
If I remember correctly there are several historical figures that loved/love pineapple on their pizza:
Adolph Hitler, Ted Bundy, Donald "orange face" Trump. Not a group I would ever want to be associated with.
Pizza was available in Germany in the 1930s, etc? Pineapple wasn't a pizza topping before Bundy got busted. Though they probably would have liked it. Maybe more recent like Kim Jong-un, BTK killer, etc.
 
Amico mio noooo! un campano che anche solo paventa l'uso di ananas sulla pizza non se po vedé :eek::ROFLMAO:
Comunque il tuo raggionamento ha senso. Cercare di abbinarla in questa maniera già avrebbe un significato di ricerca e buon gusto.

For all the other non italians...sorry for non english language :ROFLMAO:
Cioè, non siamo chiusi al nuovo ma diamogli anche un senso vero: o vai sul semplice e la mangi come merenda dolce con della focaccia bianca, oppure ti sforzi pur di evitare di inventarti la figlia illegittima nata da un incidente automobilistico tra una capricciosa e un camion carico di ananas!
(🇬🇧 - I mean, let's be open to novelty but let's also give it some actual meaning: either keep it simple and eat it with flat bread as a sweet snack, or you try your best to avoid coming up with the bastard daughter born from a car crash between a pizza capricciosa and a truck full of pineapples!)
 
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pineapple on pizza is great compared to all the tru atrocities out there by so called chef/cooks/bakers at should be criminally charged
 
It's great when you want it but it is not something I find myself craving often.
 
pineapple essential for this amazing pizza topping set: pineapple/pepperoni/hot banana peppers/feta

got your savoury, sweet, salty, i couldn't call it spicy, but it's got that pickled pepper flavour from the hot banana peppers... ticks all the boxes for me
 
pineapple essential for this amazing pizza topping set: pineapple/pepperoni/hot banana peppers/feta

got your savoury, sweet, salty, i couldn't call it spicy, but it's got that pickled pepper flavour from the hot banana peppers... ticks all the boxes for me
Yuck. Especially feta. It's gross.
 
Is this a trap and everyone speaking in favor of pineapple on pizza is getting banned from this site?
Because if yes i can only applaud to whoever came up with this plan.
 
Cioè, non siamo chiusi al nuovo ma diamogli anche un senso vero: o vai sul semplice e la mangi come merenda dolce con della focaccia bianca, oppure ti sforzi pur di evitare di inventarti la figlia illegittima nata da un incidente automobilistico tra una capricciosa e un camion carico di ananas!
(🇬🇧 - I mean, let's be open to novelty but let's also give it some actual meaning: either keep it simple and eat it with flat bread as a sweet snack, or you try your best to avoid coming up with the bastard daughter born from a car crash between a pizza capricciosa and a truck full of pineapples!)
🇮🇹 Esatto. Certo, anche la pizza era "nuova" per l'epoca in cui è stata inventata, ma a tutto c'è un limite! La pizza ha avuto ed ha un successo enorme perchè seguiva comunque delle "regole" del buongusto. Poi ripeto, ognuno può mangiare quello che vuole. Semplicemente usate un'altro nome. Io da italiano difenderò a spada tratta il buon nome e la tradizione di un prodotto di eccellenza della mia terra.

🇬🇧 Exactly. Of course, pizza was also "new" for the time it was invented, but there is a limit to everything! Pizza had and has enormous success because it still followed the "rules" of good taste. Then I repeat, everyone can eat what they want. Simply use another name. As an Italian, I will defend tooth and nail the good name and tradition of an excellent product of my land.
 
If you asked for pineapple on pizza before that fuck invented it, they'd have probably called the cops to have you taken to the loony bin or something. I wonder if something like that would happen if you went to Italy and asked, or would they just immediately declare you persona non grata and deport you...
 
If you asked for pineapple on pizza before that fuck invented it, they'd have probably called the cops to have you taken to the loony bin or something. I wonder if something like that would happen if you went to Italy and asked, or would they just immediately declare you persona non grata and deport you...
Some time ago, yes, probably! Now, the "pineapple" viruses (all food aberrations) is infecting also my Country! Especially the north. In the south, however, resistance is growing :ROFLMAO:
 
Pineapple on a pizza is a war crime towards italians according to UN human rights declaration. All pineapples on a pizza should be informed to the local police.
And sent to the Hague to be tried by the ICC.
 
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