discussion the public ""tell a lie about the person above you thread""

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me is the person who supplied me with said binder, along with a well-worn copy of the Black Book of Improvised Munitions.

Strangely the only contents of the latter were 500 pages on the proper employment of Pocket Sand!

 

[RedTop88]

The person above me holds what they believe to be the world record for pushing empty Cheetos packets under motel room doors in a single night - while wearing a Pennywise clown costume to freak the fuck out of anyone opening the door (25 doors is their current high score).

 

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me is wholly dedicated to their cause, and proudly proclaims their mantra to all who will hear!

To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars ab- wait, hang on, don't want to attract Nintendo's lawyers....

 

[scarlett]

The person above me is a world champion badger baiter.

 

[Jetpaakkatt]

The person above me is a donkey on the edge, armed with a dragon and they're not afraid to use it.

 

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me lives in a house that can stand and run around on giant chicken legs, and is generally unpopular with heir neighbors.

 

[Shiva]

The person above me is a fan of HAND HOLDING and HEAD PATS in porn.

 

[Aegie]

The person above me despises HAND HOLDING and HEAD PATS in porn.

 

[highlrecommend]

the person above me wants everyone to sign the global petition to censor all HAND HOLDING and HEAD PATS in porn.

 

[red23]

the person above me is the one holding hands and patting the heads

 

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me is a fan of HAND HOLDING and HEAD PATS in porn.

Ecuuuuuuuuse ME, princess, this is a LIES only thread!

Plus, the person above me is the one holding heads and patting hands. They're confused, but they've got the spirit!

 

[highlrecommend]

The person above me is the only person in the history of humankind to spell the word "Ecuuuuuuuuse" correctly.
even english dictionaries spell it wrong.

i thought Steve Martin was the only one who has been correct all these years.