The person above me once wrote down the funniest joke in the world. Unfortunately the joke was so funny that everyone else who read it literally died laughing. Weaponizing this joke, the British government translated it into German, and it is believed that the dissemination of this lethal joke...
The person above me is banned from every grocery store within a hundred miles of their home (and half of those within 150 miles more) because they kept destroying the displays of produce in outbursts of frothing fear and rage, screaming semi-coherently about murderous domesticated...
The person above me secretly changes out the spoons in the staff room with new ones, made of different metals with different finishes, every so often just to set up this gag.
The person above me is infamous for attempting to copyright the "Arnold Palmer," falsely claiming that the idea was originally his and that ol' Arnold got away with stealing it out from under him first due to having the same last name.
Unfortunately he wrote his falsified patent date as six...
Ecuuuuuuuuse ME, princess, this is a LIES only thread! :ROFLMAO:
Plus, the person above me is the one holding heads and patting hands. They're confused, but they've got the spirit!
The person above me is wholly dedicated to their cause, and proudly proclaims their mantra to all who will hear!
To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars ab- wait, hang on, don't...
The person above me is the person who supplied me with said binder, along with a well-worn copy of the Black Book of Improvised Munitions.
Strangely the only contents of the latter were 500 pages on the proper employment of Pocket Sand!
The person above me is *REDACTED* and definitely *REDACTED* to *REDACTED* all night long on at least *REDACTED* occasions, leading to the infamous *REDACTED Incident, as well as World Peace.
Nobody's really sure exactly how, including themselves.
CCTV of the *REDACTED* Incident captured no...
The person above me always seeks out and eats the strangest pickle-based foods at the Minnesota State Fair, every year.
Especially the things which should never. ever have pickles in them.
The person above me worked in a popular, hole-in-the-wall pizza shop in the Bronx for 15 years, yet still cried the first time they tried genuine Italian pizza in the city of Naples.
It may have had something to do with the multiple Aperol cocktails they had beforehand, though.