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the public ""tell a lie about the person above you thread""
The person above me wrote the very first instance of the words "Yankee Doodle Dandy," and remains completely uncredited by the world at large.- MadKingLear2
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The person above me buys all their sex toys from Temu. Not to actually use, but to collect and display like bootleg Funko Pops.- MadKingLear2
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The person above me has no internal monologue whatsoever, except for the Wii's Mii Channel music on repeat forever.- MadKingLear2
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Cats or dogs? And Why?
Depends on the dog. Some a great. some are evil (chihuahua's really don't like me, like more-so than for most people) and some are just the best. The right breed with the right teaching and the right temperament can get you just the most chill, quiet, cuddly little buddy. Current pet is a dog...- MadKingLear2
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The person above me actually flunked out of the School of Snappy Comebacks, but was too embarrassed to admit it and lived such a successful lie that they have become the Dean of said School due to the unprecedented snappiness of their comebacks.- MadKingLear2
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The person above me doesn't consider a dinner Gourmet unless they eat in front of a TV. Columbo reruns in particular make any meal especially cozy, followed by older seasons of Midsommer Murders.- MadKingLear2
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the public ""tell a lie about the person above you thread""
The person above me lets cows tip them. Surprisingly they are fantastic tippers, usually starting at 50% of the bill! Unfortunately they also tip you over afterwards, but c'est la vie.- MadKingLear2
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the public ""tell a lie about the person above you thread""
The person above me is definitely not interested in anyone else's well-being, digital or otherwise, and is absolutely not a hell of a fellow in general.- MadKingLear2
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the public ""tell a lie about the person above you thread""
The person above me (which is to say: Me) apparently made a joke funny enough to kill everyone in the thread. Blew their heads clean off their shoulders. Oops.- MadKingLear2
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The person above me once wrote down the funniest joke in the world. Unfortunately the joke was so funny that everyone else who read it literally died laughing. Weaponizing this joke, the British government translated it into German, and it is believed that the dissemination of this lethal joke...- MadKingLear2
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the public ""tell a lie about the person above you thread""
The person above me is banned from every grocery store within a hundred miles of their home (and half of those within 150 miles more) because they kept destroying the displays of produce in outbursts of frothing fear and rage, screaming semi-coherently about murderous domesticated...- MadKingLear2
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the public ""tell a lie about the person above you thread""
The person above me doesn't even know what a spork is, and eats everything with chopsticks.- MadKingLear2
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The person above me secretly changes out the spoons in the staff room with new ones, made of different metals with different finishes, every so often just to set up this gag.- MadKingLear2
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the public ""tell a lie about the person above you thread""
The person above me is infamous for attempting to copyright the "Arnold Palmer," falsely claiming that the idea was originally his and that ol' Arnold got away with stealing it out from under him first due to having the same last name. Unfortunately he wrote his falsified patent date as six...- MadKingLear2
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the public ""tell a lie about the person above you thread""
The person above me is a cunning linguist. ;)- MadKingLear2
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the public ""tell a lie about the person above you thread""
Ecuuuuuuuuse ME, princess, this is a LIES only thread! :ROFLMAO: Plus, the person above me is the one holding heads and patting hands. They're confused, but they've got the spirit!- MadKingLear2
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The person above me lives in a house that can stand and run around on giant chicken legs, and is generally unpopular with heir neighbors.- MadKingLear2
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the public ""tell a lie about the person above you thread""
The person above me is wholly dedicated to their cause, and proudly proclaims their mantra to all who will hear! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars ab- wait, hang on, don't...- MadKingLear2
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the public ""tell a lie about the person above you thread""
The person above me is the person who supplied me with said binder, along with a well-worn copy of the Black Book of Improvised Munitions. Strangely the only contents of the latter were 500 pages on the proper employment of Pocket Sand!- MadKingLear2
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the public ""tell a lie about the person above you thread""
The person above me intentionally uses current slang and memes wrong just for shits and gigs.- MadKingLear2
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