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the public ""tell a lie about the person above you thread""

The person above me is the person who supplied me with said binder, along with a well-worn copy of the Black Book of Improvised Munitions.

Strangely the only contents of the latter were 500 pages on the proper employment of Pocket Sand!
 
The person above me holds what they believe to be the world record for pushing empty Cheetos packets under motel room doors in a single night - while wearing a Pennywise clown costume to freak the fuck out of anyone opening the door (25 doors is their current high score).
 
The person above me is wholly dedicated to their cause, and proudly proclaims their mantra to all who will hear!

To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars ab- wait, hang on, don't want to attract Nintendo's lawyers....
 
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