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Tell us your best (or worst) "what's the difference" jokes.

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A man gets his wife's name "WENDY" tattooed on his penis as a birthday present on a trip to Jamaica. Though when he's soft only "WY" is visible. They visit a nude beach and the man sees a black guy who also has WY visible on his unerect dick. the man asks, "do you have the name Wendy tattooed on your penis too?". the black man replies, "No, my tattoo says 'WELCOME TO JAMAICA AND HAVE A NICE DAY'."
 
My coworker is unable to attend next week’s innuendo seminar.

I have to fill her slot instead.
 
A guy is playing poker in a bar when a friend comes running and tell him:
-dude, your wife is having sex with someone else in the park!

The guy drops everything and leave the bar in a rush.
Five minutes later comes back al sweaty and says:
-You scared me man, It's the same guy as always.
 
Recent studies have shown that Women are slowly turning into good drivers.

So, attention to all the good drivers: watch out for women turning slowly.
 

Why do women always have sex with the lights off?​

Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
 

How is virginity like a soap bubble?​

One prick and it is gone.
 
A man see a sign in the window on his way to work, "Singing Blow Job - $25".

He spends the whole day curious about it and decides that $25 dollars isn't that much to slate his curiosity.

He goes in the building, pays the money, and is lead into a small room. Inside the room is just a chair and a table. The only thing on the table is a glass of water. Once he sits down in the chair, the lights go off. He hears somebody enter the room and the singing starts.
It's a beautiful operatic voice that seems to ebb and flow with the movements of the blow job. The song comes to a great climax, in sync with his own.

Now, even more curious the man decides to go back again, but this time he smuggles in a flash light. He enters the room again and has a good look around, confirming that there are no speakers, radio, or audio equipment that he recognises. He sits down and waits for it to start again. Once the blow job starts, he turns on the flashlight.

There is no one else here. Just the woman in front of him, her head bobbing up and down. The music truly seems to be coming for her. Confused, he drops the flashlight on the table.

That's when he sees it. Floating in the glass of water.

A glass eyeball.
I have not.
 
What diffrent is whore and mosquito?

Mosquito stop sucking after you slap it 👋
 
What is the difference between a group of intelligent Pygmies and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning runts...
 
To Quote a great one. "Why is it, a woman can say, my girlfriend and I are going to brunch, nobody says anything. But as soon as I say, my boyfriend and I are going to shop for fannypacks, everyone thinks I'm a gay."
 
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why do shopaholics love circumcised men?
they cant resist anything %off
 
Why do women have legs?

So they don't leave trails like a slug.
 
How many hamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but I'm not sure how they got in there.
 
What's another way to describe cumming in your girlfriend?

Loading the dishwasher.
 
Did you hear about the siblings that got messy drunk and wound up fucking in the elevator?

It was wrong on so many levels.
 
How is drinking a non alcoholic beer like going down on your sister?

It may taste the same, but that doesn't make it right.
 
How many Freudian psychologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, the other to hold my mom.


I MEAN THE LADDER
 
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