Tell us your best (or worst) "what's the difference" jokes.

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Since this is the off-topic area and by decree is unmoderated, no mod should feel the need to delete this unless they are in fact the non-Austrailian definition of the c word. I'll start.

What's the difference between a marathon of Karens and group of clever midgets?

One is a bunch of cunning runts
 
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what is the difference between a church and a feminist?

the church has a father
 
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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A porcupine has pricks on the outside
 
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What's the difference between a Budweiser and horse piss?

About 32 degrees
 
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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes but you can't pea soup.
 
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What's the difference between a prostitute with the runs and an epileptic corn husker?
The husker shucks between fits.
 
What's the difference between a zippo and a hippo?
One is really heavy while the other is a little lighter.
 
What's the difference between lentil and a chickpea?

I've never had lentil on my face
 
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage!
 
What's the difference between a hormone and a pheromone?

You can't make a pheromone.
 
What's the difference between an elephant and a cop car



On an elephant the trunk is in the front and the asshole is in the back
 
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
 
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Whats the difference between a Butt Hole and a Refrigerator?





The fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out :)
 
Uhm, I remember reading this joke and decided to tell it at a meeting. Everyone looked at me strange.
Why can't Britain and the United States play chess?
Because one is missing the queen and the other is missing two towers.
 
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Uhm, I remember reading this joke and decided to tell it at a meeting. Everyone looked at me strange.
Why can't Britain and the United States play chess?
Because one is missing the queen and the other is missing the two towers.

I've heard most of these, but this was new to me! I liked it
 
What is the differnce between Ironman and Ironwoman?


Ones a super hero, the other is a command
 
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