discussion Tell us your best (or worst) "what's the difference" jokes.

[IFF01]

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

He only comes once a year.

 

[User_108135]

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

He only comes once a year.

Wait I saw a santa one!

Why does santa not have any kids?

He only comes once a year, and it’s down the chimney

 

[censoR]

"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."

 

[User_108135]

"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."

DAAAAMNNN SAVAGE LOL

 

[IFF01]

"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."

Oh that is mean

 

[IFF01]

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking? She’s going to eat me!

 

[Nastastic]

How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.

The next jokes are VERY off-color and may even be considered obscene or offensive by many readers. Discretion is advised. Don't run crying to me if you don't think they should exist (though maybe they shouldn't...).

What do you do after eating a bald pussy? Put the diaper back on.

Spoiler: If you thought the second joke was bad...

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

 

[chill718]

How is a girlfriend like a laxative? They both irritate the shit out of you.

 

[User_108135]

Two guys are walking down the street and come upon a dog licking his balls. One guy says to the other, "I wish I could do that." The other guy replies, "I’d pet him first."​

 

[dackma]

Who here has heard of the singing blow job?

 

[User_108135]

Who here has heard of the singing blow job?

I have not.

 

[chill718]

How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.

The next jokes are VERY off-color and may even be considered obscene or offensive by many readers. Discretion is advised. Don't run crying to me if you don't think they should exist (though maybe they shouldn't...).

What do you do after eating a bald pussy? Put the diaper back on.

Spoiler: If you thought the second joke was bad...

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Well this escalated quickly.

 

[Teaspoon]

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[8dlb8]

Never buy fried squid rings in a cafe next to a synagogue!

 

[User_108135]

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That brings back memories of when Simpsons were good! RIP

 

[IFF01]

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other:

I can’t believe I blew fifty bucks in there.

 

[catman290]

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off!

simple and elegant. i like this one.

 

[gamer953]

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.

 

[nemesis8727]

Man asks his wife: tell me a joke that both makes me happy and sad.
Wife say: You have the biggest cock out of all your friends

 

[IFF01]

How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

It’s not hard.