discussion How Stupid are YOU When Horny?

[gigachad991]

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I had sex with a 400 lb woman. It was not good.

I took 3 drunk, hideous 2.5/10 ladies home when I was a bartender. I could have gone with a 9.5/10 beauty instead.
But my horny brain said, "three is more than one" But, my penis only came once before shame

Holyshit, i've taken on a fat chick once before, wasn't thinking with the right head, but she was not that heavy, 400lb is crazy man...

 

[Kansasfarms]

Everything I've done has led me to the best relationship/marriage I am in but I once broke up with a girl to have sex with a different girl....

 

[plainjane]

Horny brain is very very convincing.

 

[User_101810]

Yeah, have made some questionable / risky decisions on account of that.

 

[Saturnus]

Holyshit, i've taken on a fat chick once before, wasn't thinking with the right head, but she was not that heavy, 400lb is crazy man...

You're telling me! That is a regret for sure. At least she had a real good personality.

Plus sides: she gobbled up all my cum twice and let me piss in her asshole. She was as ashamed as me the next day.

 

[Yummyjuice22]

When I spent 30 dollars for a pocket pussy, tenga is the goat if you know you know.

 

[bobbybob202]

Really stupid.

 

[HeadpatPerv]

I'm stupid when I'm not horny, why would being horny make a difference?

 

[Sarya]

Testo make you dumb, being horny make you dumb, so horny men are twice as dumb.

 

[juustomestari]

I’ve two different horny:

1) wife-horny. I want to suggest sex to my wife. During this horny stage I’m fully in control and anything doesn’t affect me.

2) internet-horny. Now I’m simping 10 bucks to onlyfans only to regret it later on.

Yes. I’m dumb.

 

[outfielder]

Stupid enough to fuck a fat chick that one time.....

I wasn't even horny I was just drunk

 

[gestved]

as stupid as you can be for downloading random files from random websites at the internet into my PC

 

[incognito2009]

Let's just say horny me has gone to places sane me wouldn't get into a 5 miles radius of.

 

[User_120199]

very stupid. That only changes after some relief

 

[qwertypi1]

I'll impulsively buy a sex toy if I'm horny enough LMFAOOO

 

[fllyn]

Bold of you to assume that I'm normally not stupid, or ever not horny.

 

[animgirl]

I have a low libido so I don't have a straight horny state

 

[kokokokokokoko]

I downloaded a lot of shit from shady websites

 

[s3gfaul7]

I made some rather poor choices in my teens and twenties due to... being horny, as you put it. Nothing too extreme (thankfully), but in a few cases that was more due to luck than anything else. I like to think that those days are behind me, but who knows? *shrug*