Theme editor

  • RequestStream Movies, TV shows and anime streaming • 1 week trial
  • LewdCorner Site Cleanup Update
    A new cleanup update has been posted covering the recent Vault rework, rank changes, policy cleanup, and theme polish. The goal is to make LC cleaner, easier to understand, and safer for the site going forward. - Jack Of Blades
    Read More

FAKE ARGUE ABOUT ANYTHING HERE!

  • Thread starter Thread starter theosiris
  • Start date Start date
  • Replies Replies 191
  • Views Views 7K
Status
Not open for further replies.
Passionfruit?! More like dispassionatefruit.
Passionfruit ignites a persons soul with a juxtaposition of sweet and sour. With it's potassium it lives up to it's name and is an aphrodisiac keeping that blood pumping for whatever interludes may come. Vanilla ice cream just leaves you bloated not to mention humans by nature are lactose intolerant and if you stop eating dairy for a long enough time you lose your ability to process it and that is decidedly not sexy.
 
Last edited:
Gosh darn it! Boob inflation has gotten way out of hand. Where is the government overreach and reacharound to rein in this madness and cinch up those straps and harnesses?
Has "overreacharound" already been coined?

...also hard agree. Must be the powerful chiropractors' lobby secretly defending boobflation.
 
Passionfruit ignites a persons soul with juxtaposition of sweet and sour. With it's potassium it lives up to it's name and is an aphrodisiac keeping that blood pumping for whatever interludes may come. Vanilla ice cream just leaves you bloated not to mention humans by nature are lactose intolerant and if you stop eating dairy for a long enough time you lose your ability to process it and that is decidedly not sexy.
I can't argue the health benefits of fruit vs sugar infused dairy, but speaking in terms of flavor, nothing will come close to the majestic heights reached by the raw essence of pure vanilla.
 
I can't argue the health benefits of fruit vs sugar infused dairy, but speaking in terms of flavor, nothing will come close to the majestic heights reached by the raw essence of pure vanilla.
If vanilla were truly the greatest then the multitudes of vastly more complex flavors that are harder to make wouldn't exist. Vanilla is synonymous with boring for a reason because it is that bridge, the gateway to greater flavors even if it can't shine as bright as the brightest stars in the sky it provides the clear and cloudless backdrop so that you may bask in the radiance of the superior flavors elevating the sensory experience and with it your enjoyment of the frozen confection that is ice cream. That is truly what it means to be vanilla and whilst it isn't the star just like no man is truly an island it serves to uplift those flavors around it so that a much grander society may flourish where an individual flavor falls short.
 
Too much porn on the internet
Back to wholesome, family friendly fun
You must be registered to see attachments
 

Attachments

You must be registered for see attachments list
Too much porn on the internet
Back to wholesome, family friendly fun
You must be registered to see attachments
Must resist temptation to make a joke about the the cup running over right into his mouth...
 
You just failed.
Technically I didn't make it in joke format. I mean really did you laugh? No, because it wasn't funny and not because I'm not funny, but because I didn't pour my copious funny energies into it obviously. . . and I'm not funny.
 
Hey, new thing: furry porn is actually kind of sexy!
But you can't see anything beacause of all the fur. So you'd have to shave the participants and that would defeat the whole purpose of furry porn and introduce more cost to the production.
 
Oh, I know. Linda Carter is the BEST Wonder Woman and ALWAYS will be. I mean how can you beat those eyes (the baby blue ones you pervs). :)
 
Technically I didn't make it in joke format. I mean really did you laugh? No, because it wasn't funny and not because I'm not funny, but because I didn't pour my copious funny energies into it obviously. . . and I'm not funny.
Well, in the spirit of arguing...
The hell you aren't, buddy!
 
Well, in the spirit of arguing...
The hell you aren't, buddy!
THE HELL HE IS. YOU DONT GET TO DECIDE IF HE IS OR ISNT. THE HELL TO YOU, BUCKO. I SUGGEST YOU KEEP IT DOWN FROM NOW ON
 
If vanilla were truly the greatest then the multitudes of vastly more complex flavors that are harder to make wouldn't exist. Vanilla is synonymous with boring for a reason because it is that bridge, the gateway to greater flavors even if it can't shine as bright as the brightest stars in the sky it provides the clear and cloudless backdrop so that you may bask in the radiance of the superior flavors elevating the sensory experience and with it your enjoyment of the frozen confection that is ice cream. That is truly what it means to be vanilla and whilst it isn't the star just like no man is truly an island it serves to uplift those flavors around it so that a much grander society may flourish where an individual flavor falls short.
Evil does not seek to create, it can only corrupt.
 
Your sash is obviously a novelty prop as I was voted president of comedy for 3 consecutive terms.
I should say so! And not just any novelty prop! One certified by the International Levity and Funniness Federation (ILaFF) *and* the Northern Ontario Third Annual Novelty Adornment Certification Referendum of... New York Mets (NOTANACRONYM)!

...I'm so sorry, Mr. President.
 
I should say so! And not just any novelty prop! One certified by the International Levity and Funniness Federation (ILaFF) *and* the Northern Ontario Third Annual Novelty Adornment Certification Referendum of... New York Mets (NOTANACRONYM)!

...I'm so sorry, Mr. President.
Dude, that's some serious effort you did there.

TOO BAD YOU FAILED! NOOB!

(seriously, wtf... grats)
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top Bottom