1/3
2 Years of Service
I personally hate unrealistic proportions. I'm a fan of the itty bitty titty committee, but even so I don't mind big knockers smashing me in the face. What I can't stand are games with ONLY breasts that have their own gravitational orbit. Or giant horse dicks on dudes. That's just my preference, normal looking people.
The writing has to be done well enough to not take too long and not take too fast, though. That's hard to do and also probably has to do with preference again. Characters and their relationships matter. If I'm just trying to bang some college chick drunk at a party then fine, let's get straight to the banging. If I'm trying to seduce my mom it shouldn't take me 3 conversations until I'm making her stomach look like an alien is about to pop out of it. Same with the rest of any family members.
I also dislike speech checks and stat points that lock you out of events or romances. They're either a useless time gate or a frustrating way to make people play the game more than once.
The writing has to be done well enough to not take too long and not take too fast, though. That's hard to do and also probably has to do with preference again. Characters and their relationships matter. If I'm just trying to bang some college chick drunk at a party then fine, let's get straight to the banging. If I'm trying to seduce my mom it shouldn't take me 3 conversations until I'm making her stomach look like an alien is about to pop out of it. Same with the rest of any family members.
I also dislike speech checks and stat points that lock you out of events or romances. They're either a useless time gate or a frustrating way to make people play the game more than once.