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I've been thinking about doing that—it would really help me to let off some steam in a really violent way—although luckily I have a place to do it near home.


I can't believe my horny mind read "rape room" and immediately started imagining things...
thank god you said NEAR home and not AT home 🫣
 
I mean... I have a sledgehammer, a chainsaw, and various blunt and sharp tools...
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I just got back from my checkup, and the verdict is... that I have high blood pressure because I'm a fucking horndog... Horncat.
Apparently, my blood has too much hornyglobin, and that's causing all the symptoms.

Treatment: Immediate solitary confinement in a straitjacket in the horny jail.






(Seriously though, I'm fine. My blood pressure is still a little high, but it's getting back to normal. I'll get my test results soon, but they're ruling out any serious complications from what happened to me.)

Hmmm, you know it's said that actual having sex is good for blood pressure and heart health, so horny jail might make it worse. And cats (female) in heat are a hormonal mess anyway, thats why they need to mate, or get the big snip-snip ... just saying.
Edit: not that male cats are much better, they just don't get sick the way females do if they can't mate or get neutered.
 
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Okay... Maybe I need to provide some context. I'm not a serial killer, a kidnapper, a rapist (technically speaking), or some doomsday nut who has bunkers or anything like that.

I have a workshop at home with all kinds of tools because I usually help my neighbors and family members with various problems, ranging from simply installing a new light socket or outlet to knocking down a concrete wall and cutting branches off trees that might fall in strong winds.



Have I ever gotten into a physical fight with someone? Yes
Are there dead bodies in my yard? Yes, my pets'
Have I buried any dead bodies? Yes, non-human ones.
 
Okay... Maybe I need to provide some context. I'm not a serial killer, a kidnapper, a rapist (technically speaking), or some doomsday nut who has bunkers or anything like that.

I have a workshop at home with all kinds of tools because I usually help my neighbors and family members with various problems, ranging from simply installing a new light socket or outlet to knocking down a concrete wall and cutting branches off trees that might fall in strong winds.



Have I ever gotten into a physical fight with someone? Yes
Are there dead bodies in my yard? Yes, my pets'
Have I buried any dead bodies? Yes, non-human ones.
No context needed
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(but for real though. i dont think you would openly just admit to being a serial killer i hope)
 
No context needed
The Walking Dead Twd GIF


(but for real though. i dont think you would openly just admit to being a serial killer i hope)
Now that you mention it, a serial killer might deny it in a message like that, or he might admit it jokingly...

But no, I'm not a serial killer.
 
Saw a bit of a lewdcard preview earlier. Whats the run down on it? Is it a new discord like?

it still needs time until release
 
Okay... Maybe I need to provide some context. I'm not a serial killer, a kidnapper, a rapist (technically speaking), or some doomsday nut who has bunkers or anything like that.

I have a workshop at home with all kinds of tools because I usually help my neighbors and family members with various problems, ranging from simply installing a new light socket or outlet to knocking down a concrete wall and cutting branches off trees that might fall in strong winds.


Have I ever gotten into a physical fight with someone? Yes
Are there dead bodies in my yard? Yes, my pets'
Have I buried any dead bodies? Yes, non-human ones.
Have never read someone say they are not a rapist (technically speaking) and have no idea what that could mean :3 Glad to know you're not a doomsday nut tho, that would be too far ;)
 
Have never read someone say they are not a rapist (technically speaking) and have no idea what that could mean :3 Glad to know you're not a doomsday nut tho, that would be too far ;)
I may be a degenerate, but I’m no conspiracy theorist with a bunker.

A secret basement for my kinky silly stuff? Sure.
A shelter for the end of the world? What a waste.
 
Reminds me of the old joke. Whats the difference between a conspiracy nut and a journalist.

6 months.
Dad joke*


Actually, I like that kind of humor, haha
 
Man i know discord sucks but do i really want to download and set up teamspeak? I know it can't be hard but i just don't want to lmao
You could also wait for Lewdcord
 
You could also wait for Lewdcord
True. Its really a me problem at the end of the day. I'm too damn lazy for my own good and switching platforms seems like a pain in the ass to me. No one to blame but myself on that part though
 
Oh ffs ...

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He's not dead, death is too afraid of him. He roundhouse kicked his way into a new plane of existence ... may he dish out beatings forever, wherever.

Man i know discord sucks but do i really want to download and set up teamspeak? I know it can't be hard but i just don't want to lmao
TS is actually really simple ... you be glad you don't have to work with older versions of TS or ... god forbid, Ventrillo... now that was a shitshow.
 

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