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7 Months of Service
Stay away from my limbs. Even if some of them are damaged.IDK...you could end up in coma....or limbless![]()
You need to tell us now about the women.I know it's pseudo-off topic and anecdotal but when I used to run a mexican bar on a lake the Hell's Angels would come down for a holiday every year. The men were so nice and considerate. Drank a ton, but polite. The women... omg. That was rough.
You used more dots in this single post, than I used in my 500 hundred something posts.you may need to get creative...... set up some sort of machine to do it for you...... maybe with AI advancement something else can be handling your joystick (a term i will now be stealing)........ with both hands free
as for this lendo....... i can not imagine what our sexting would look like...... it would likely seem like we are communicating erotically partially in braille or morse-code
on another note i have reached members+ rank......... so i will see you all again never. goodbye.
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joking
i have grown such accustomed to the forum i dont think now i could leave if i will try....... so many of you are now going to have to accept the fact i will be trawling and stalking your profiles and posts for much time to come. i am so sorry!
for my members plus acceptance speech i would like to thank the studious @ylntla81! for giving me more heart react per minute than my actual heart has BPM...... the degenerate and wrist-impaired @Twigless Leaf for single wristedly being so active here and making the effort to talk to us all despite their injury. wow......... the philanthropic @mime for funding my members plus election campaign with the donation of twelve-thousand coins exclusively given to me alongside the direct message "this is all for you dont tell any one i bribed you and what i made you do with the mayonnaise i repeat do not mention this to any one delete this message" the perverted and rich @ImN0tDon who has given me my very first reaction all those many moons ago...... memories......... by many moons i am meaning seven.... i have only been here a week..... how time crawls...... and single handedly made me want to gamble when they won the jack pot...... and then i lost ten coin and ran with my tail betwix my legs......... thank you for my gambling habit Don! and the sweet-talking @BrodyPresto who left a very nice message on all our profiles and took my profile virginity...... a special moment a impressionable young man will not forget........ this week.
i would give you all such a fitting gift....... but i just spend all my coin on pornographic access..... i am sending you all my own brand of LC..... it is called Lensk-coin, the conversion rate is one Lensk-coin is equal to 0.0000000000001 activity coin. you all get a single one.
of course i would like to thank all of the thread........ but i think i may receive a ban if i am to tag every single person here that i would like to thank........ then i would have to refund all the Lensk-coin to break-even......
if you are feeling forgotten without my tag.......let me know...... i will edit you into my acceptance speech, give you a definitely-not-worthless imaginary Lensk-coin, or a hug with the possibility of a grope during. the last one will be mandatory if you make me pay you my imaginary Lensk-coin currency, these hands are not free! i will not forget you all peasants now i am at the top......... wait......... there is a prestige rank as well????ohhh my godddddddddddd
such an emotion-filled moment for me........ i think i am crying........ not out of my eye though........
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ok i will see my self out again.
thank you all![]()
But I'm touched (in the non Epstein way). May your stay here will be blessed with many discharges of the voluntary kind, the slot and cards be in our favor and many ranks with perks plastering the ground you're walking on.