Good morning, everyone.
I wonder how many of you are getting ready for church? Ever wonder if the preacher has an account here? Ever consider when the reverend is talking about all the begetting and sin if he is standing behind the pulpit to hide his boner? Or when the minister is preparing his sermon about Sodom and Gomorrah, thinking that it might make a good AVN. Would Lot offering his daughters to the Sodomites be considered NTR? Would his daughters seducing him without his knowledge to bear him children make him a 'Proud Father?' OMG, it is full of lewd stories.
Okay, I hope that this didn't offend anyone, but I was trapped by some people last night trying to get me to their service this morning. As you can tell, I didn't and decided to unload my thoughts on you guys.
Have a great day.