1 Year of Service
You had me at cookies... where do i sign
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Edit FUCK i quoted the wrong vampire.... ^^^^ what you said
Because I live a trillion lightyear away it is impossible to actually handshake in blood, so, we agree to terms and now our pact begins. Just wait for one of my thralls.... actually maybe a dozen of them... whatever.. they will arrive in one of our antiquated space ships and deliver to you our unique cookie collection. we have like a vendor stand to show a selection, so, feel free to choose one you love best, and then we can harvest some blood. Simple, painless and you can also enjoy some refreshments as we do out thing before pop back to the motherland of wherever we are from.
O yes, you can also pre order from our catalogue. I recommend strongly the "canible cookie" It tastes extra meaty and just like human flesh, which, like all other meat, tastes like chicken apparrently, but still, a nice choice if you are a fan of cookies like me. anyhow, nice to meet you and welcome to the cookie for blood club. I hope to attract more LC people.
I will send my
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Don't worry if it takes long time, our ships often get lost or the thralls argue about who is captain and start eat each other. Such is life for a thrall
well, you have no worry there. we maybe vampires and obsess with blood and do occasionally accidently eat a human or 6, but we also appreciate those dedicated to cookie eating that they are also valuable blood banks for us, so, there is no harm to ourTry not to hurt this one too badly, Inyo.. I'm growing rather fond of them.
Ahhh I see. Gocha now. I always did find venom in spiderman to be cute. I think she is called venum. The blue alien girl with nice boobs. I hope that is the right one. Either way, hot green or blue alien chick can be fun haha I expect I am completly getting my characters mixed up. I seen a few Marvel and DC movies and I think few mixes, but anyhow, the one in my mind looks hot lol
it's a reference to this tweet that went viral due their phrasing of "19-inches of venom"
Thanks for the explanation.
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