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You had me at cookies... where do i sign

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Edit FUCK i quoted the wrong vampire.... ^^^^ what you said

Because I live a trillion lightyear away it is impossible to actually handshake in blood, so, we agree to terms and now our pact begins. Just wait for one of my thralls.... actually maybe a dozen of them... whatever.. they will arrive in one of our antiquated space ships and deliver to you our unique cookie collection. we have like a vendor stand to show a selection, so, feel free to choose one you love best, and then we can harvest some blood. Simple, painless and you can also enjoy some refreshments as we do out thing before pop back to the motherland of wherever we are from.

O yes, you can also pre order from our catalogue. I recommend strongly the "canible cookie" It tastes extra meaty and just like human flesh, which, like all other meat, tastes like chicken apparrently, but still, a nice choice if you are a fan of cookies like me. anyhow, nice to meet you and welcome to the cookie for blood club. I hope to attract more LC people.

I will send my army of thralls to attack your planet and complete the deal. Your service as blood slave and friendship is most welcome.
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Don't worry if it takes long time, our ships often get lost or the thralls argue about who is captain and start eat each other. Such is life for a thrall :)

Try not to hurt this one too badly, Inyo.. I'm growing rather fond of them.

well, you have no worry there. we maybe vampires and obsess with blood and do occasionally accidently eat a human or 6, but we also appreciate those dedicated to cookie eating that they are also valuable blood banks for us, so, there is no harm to our victims humans. However some of my young spawn accidently get carry away and just get down and eat away... O what it is to be young again... sigh..




it's a reference to this tweet that went viral due their phrasing of "19-inches of venom"
Ahhh I see. Gocha now. I always did find venom in spiderman to be cute. I think she is called venum. The blue alien girl with nice boobs. I hope that is the right one. Either way, hot green or blue alien chick can be fun haha I expect I am completly getting my characters mixed up. I seen a few Marvel and DC movies and I think few mixes, but anyhow, the one in my mind looks hot lol

Thanks for the explanation. :)
 

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Try not to hurt this one too badly, Inyo.. I'm growing rather fond of them.

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Pick which one is you

Because I live a trillion lightyear away it is impossible to actually handshake in blood, so, we agree to terms and now our pact begins. Just wait for one of my thralls.... actually maybe a dozen of them... whatever.. they will arrive in one of our antiquated space ships and deliver to you our unique cookie collection. we have like a vendor stand to show a selection, so, feel free to choose one you love best, and then we can harvest some blood. Simple, painless and you can also enjoy some refreshments as we do out thing before pop back to the motherland of wherever we are from.

O yes, you can also pre order from our catalogue. I recommend strongly the "canible cookie" It tastes extra meaty and just like human flesh, which, like all other meat, tastes like chicken apparrently, but still, a nice choice if you are a fan of cookies like me. anyhow, nice to meet you and welcome to the cookie for blood club. I hope to attract more LC people.

I will send my army of thralls to attack your planet and complete the deal. Your service as blood slave and friendship is most welcome.


Don't worry if it takes long time, our ships often get lost or the thralls argue about who is captain and start eat each other. Such is life for a thrall


well, you have no worry there. we maybe vampires and obsess with blood and do occasionally accidently eat a human or 6, but we also appreciate those dedicated to cookie eating that they are also valuable blood banks for us, so, there is no harm to our victims humans. However some of my young spawn accidently get carry away and just get down and eat away... O what it is to be young again... sigh..




Ahhh I see. Gocha now. I always did find venom in spiderman to be cute. I think she is called venum. The blue alien girl with nice boobs. I hope that is the right one. Either way, hot green or blue alien chick can be fun haha I expect I am completly getting my characters mixed up. I seen a few Marvel and DC movies and I think few mixes, but anyhow, the one in my mind looks hot lol

Thanks for the explanation.

But seriously, cookies plz
:D
 

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Does anybody know the name of the game where you have option to see thru clothes, but when is a young girl (your sister ) and you try it a fbi car appear (like a joke)?

LE. I found it. The games is Unnatural Instinct

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You had me at cookies... where do i sign

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Edit FUCK i quoted the wrong vampire.... ^^^^ what you said
Someone said Cookies?

It's alright, kinda what I'm here for. :p
And don't worry, double posting happens, just try not to do it too often.

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Here's two guides you may find useful. (You can click the yellow name, and go directly to the post.)
Here's one for the "Quote" button. :p

And a little quick one for images. :p
Ohhh thanks, I am now learning Buttons!!!, I bookmarked this message......now where is the button to open Bookmarked Posts?
I dont trust my Brain to not forget it 10 mins later.......
 
Ohhh thanks, I am now learning Buttons!!!, I bookmarked this message......now where is the button to open Bookmarked Posts?
I dont trust my Brain to not forget it 10 mins later.......
Right here! :p
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Well that is how I also learned paradox games.
Still hilarious on how I learned CK2....it was essentially learn how to be a dictator and kill all dissent.
Once you revoke all land titles and banish imprisoned former lords you can easily be at thousands of gold to maintain a merc army and consolidate all titles.
Once you have killed everyone I mean everyone in the court leaving only your family alive you can hire fresh spawn couriers that will love you for giving them land.
Solves loyalty problems......It was effective in Lombard start earliest date....most of the time I kill my son and make one of the daughters heir....
Few generations in You could easily take over the Byzantines.
Maybe I should play CK2 again and look which CK2++ has been up to.
I learned ck2 by spending over a year watching videos on it (i had no working pc at time) and then when i finally had i well, still had to learn stuff since those videos were outdated but i got the basics. I think my first start was as medelpad a 2 province norse dude.
 
Right here! :p
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Thanks again.
No worries, at some point I'll figure out each and every buttons here.....Before I accidentally turn this into google search.
Hopefully...
 
I learned ck2 by spending over a year watching videos on it (i had no working pc at time) and then when i finally had i well, still had to learn stuff since those videos were outdated but i got the basics. I think my first start was as medelpad a 2 province norse dude.
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Good Mooooorning, Lewd Corner!

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What's up? I've been away a couple of days and the backreading is just impossible.

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I learned ck2 by spending over a year watching videos on it (i had no working pc at time) and then when i finally had i well, still had to learn stuff since those videos were outdated but i got the basics. I think my first start was as medelpad a 2 province norse dude.
The secret for a long reign is disposing of everyone who doesn't like you. And MP. Which always ends with everyone sleeping with your wife.
 
Good Mooooorning, Lewd Corner!

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What's up? I've been away a couple of days and the backreading is just impossible.

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Poldek
Not much, sitting here, watching you all. :p
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After a long nap, I'm finally awake!
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The secret for a long reign is disposing of everyone who doesn't like you. And MP. Which always ends with everyone sleeping with your wife.
of course! you do it in case someone does it to you which means everyone does it ^^ then i will try to seduce you :P
 
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I'm generally a silent assassin, but you failed to mention the renegade
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and the outcast.
 

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Poldek
Not much, sitting here, watching you all. :p
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I'm doing fine. A little to much lewd, maybe.
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Pick which one is you


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But seriously, cookies plz
:D
lot of bull shit on my half haha, but cookies are on their way.

And I love to play Duke Nukem 3D. Such an old and cool game.
 
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