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Anti-Social & Lurker - Hideout spot

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Wait, I'm too late? Fuck.
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Daddyyyyy :3 Don't worry, you can ALWAYS come for fun <3 ;D

You have it backwards, my toy. I am in. In you that is!
Will there also be horsecocks in me tho? That is the real question! XP
 

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*creeps in*

*cue the theme song*

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I guess for those who wanna read.. here ya go. 🤪

"Evil Surgeon of Lewd Corner"
(A Dark, Wicked Anthem)

[Verse 1]
In the shadows where the moonlight fades,
There’s a man with a blade that never strays.
They call him Evil Surgeon, heart of stone,
Cutting through the night in a world unknown.

He strolls through the streets of Lewd Corner town,
With a twisted grin and a darkened crown.
His hands are steady, his mind is sharp,
Carving out the future with a wicked spark.

[Chorus]
Evil Surgeon, ruler of the night,
With his scalpel gleaming in the neon light.
In Lewd Corner, he's the king of sin,
Ruthless and cold, let the games begin!
Evil Surgeon, no one dares to fight,
For when he speaks, the shadows take flight.
He rules with power, dark and obscene,
The master of all in Lewd Corner’s scene.

[Verse 2]
In his office, the walls drip with vice,
Every whispered secret comes at a price.
He'll carve your soul with a smile so sweet,
Then stitch you up and leave you incomplete.

A surgeon of passion, a master of pain,
In Lewd Corner’s halls, he’ll leave his stain.
They beg and they plead, but they all fall prey,
To the twisted charm of the Surgeon’s way.

[Chorus]
Evil Surgeon, ruler of the night,
With his scalpel gleaming in the neon light.
In Lewd Corner, he's the king of sin,
Ruthless and cold, let the games begin!
Evil Surgeon, no one dares to fight,
For when he speaks, the shadows take flight.
He rules with power, dark and obscene,
The master of all in Lewd Corner’s scene.

[Bridge]
Behind closed doors, they tremble and bow,
For they know who holds the power now.
With a flick of his wrist, they’re left in fear,
As Evil Surgeon whispers, "The end is near."

The kingdom is his, and none shall oppose,
As the darkness within him eternally grows.

[Chorus]
Evil Surgeon, ruler of the night,
With his scalpel gleaming in the neon light.
In Lewd Corner, he's the king of sin,
Ruthless and cold, let the games begin!
Evil Surgeon, no one dares to fight,
For when he speaks, the shadows take flight.
He rules with power, dark and obscene,
The master of all in Lewd Corner’s scene.

[Outro]
So bow to the Surgeon, fear his reign,
In Lewd Corner, he’ll never be slain.
With a heart of ice and a deadly art,
The Evil Surgeon, forever plays the part.
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Wait, I'm too late? Fuck.


I may know a guy....


And with that (and only 75 pages left to go) I think I'm done for the night


thats probaly true but ham is da best.


You have it backwards, my toy. I am in. In you that is!


I hope you got to stuff your face today.

I hope you'll let me stuff it later...


There was a fan project to modernize it, which is how I feel those projects should be updated.


Agreed. I love options. There are so many variations on sexy holes out there!


I do love a good dance party!


You know it!


I'm always hard when I'm making porn!


Yeah, I'm only sitting on millions of coins. I need every nickel I can get!



And the mods can just see it!



Some people are just never fucking satisfied.
Here you go:

Or did you mean more like this?


Wait, that's not right either...
Weren't you going to bed?

Welcome back from your sleep haha


and some threads are just.... crazy, with the amount of deleted spam

ice king from adventure time says  when you have stanky old wizard eyes
I can help you too.



welcome to the thread. you are clearly new here.

so that means you want your holes taken by @mime and @conzibald as a newbie?


Anyways, I said I just got here, not that I was new. The only one that's always here is @Underlord.

GOOD POINT!!!

IF YOU'RE NEW, I'LL WELCUM YOU TO THE THREAD, @whydoineedto !!

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Time for the mime to get some sleep!

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I hope you all like shopping (or are planning some today)! It's time for our ladies to go shopping! Again, this will be more interesting in the mime awards threads than in here.



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I'm gonna warm me up some popcorn ,be right back

+ That was days ago.........



Good morning


I will stay in bed all day, like yesterday.



 

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G'nite Slummy, tuck time til tomorrow ( yay friday )

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On the bubble babes
We have got to play one of the games today Bonki!
See you when you wake up, even though discord says you're playing right now. :p

Night Bonki, see you later, sleep well!
this place is a gold mine i can't stop only at the games
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the lc gains should scale as you get more ranks
I mean, start using the bank, and each day you'll get a little more amount of coins. :p
*creeps in*

*cue the theme song*



I guess for those who wanna read.. here ya go. 🤪

"Evil Surgeon of Lewd Corner"
(A Dark, Wicked Anthem)

[Verse 1]
In the shadows where the moonlight fades,
There’s a man with a blade that never strays.
They call him Evil Surgeon, heart of stone,
Cutting through the night in a world unknown.

He strolls through the streets of Lewd Corner town,
With a twisted grin and a darkened crown.
His hands are steady, his mind is sharp,
Carving out the future with a wicked spark.

[Chorus]
Evil Surgeon, ruler of the night,
With his scalpel gleaming in the neon light.
In Lewd Corner, he's the king of sin,
Ruthless and cold, let the games begin!
Evil Surgeon, no one dares to fight,
For when he speaks, the shadows take flight.
He rules with power, dark and obscene,
The master of all in Lewd Corner’s scene.

[Verse 2]
In his office, the walls drip with vice,
Every whispered secret comes at a price.
He'll carve your soul with a smile so sweet,
Then stitch you up and leave you incomplete.

A surgeon of passion, a master of pain,
In Lewd Corner’s halls, he’ll leave his stain.
They beg and they plead, but they all fall prey,
To the twisted charm of the Surgeon’s way.

[Chorus]
Evil Surgeon, ruler of the night,
With his scalpel gleaming in the neon light.
In Lewd Corner, he's the king of sin,
Ruthless and cold, let the games begin!
Evil Surgeon, no one dares to fight,
For when he speaks, the shadows take flight.
He rules with power, dark and obscene,
The master of all in Lewd Corner’s scene.

[Bridge]
Behind closed doors, they tremble and bow,
For they know who holds the power now.
With a flick of his wrist, they’re left in fear,
As Evil Surgeon whispers, "The end is near."

The kingdom is his, and none shall oppose,
As the darkness within him eternally grows.

[Chorus]
Evil Surgeon, ruler of the night,
With his scalpel gleaming in the neon light.
In Lewd Corner, he's the king of sin,
Ruthless and cold, let the games begin!
Evil Surgeon, no one dares to fight,
For when he speaks, the shadows take flight.
He rules with power, dark and obscene,
The master of all in Lewd Corner’s scene.

[Outro]
So bow to the Surgeon, fear his reign,
In Lewd Corner, he’ll never be slain.
With a heart of ice and a deadly art,
The Evil Surgeon, forever plays the part.
Damn, all the songs being wiped up right now, are all amazing! :p
And with that (and only 75 pages left to go) I think I'm done for the night
Sooooon you'll be up here with us Flaming!
But then what are you gonna do? 🤔
And the mods can just see it!

Yeah, Guzmeister did it first, but I had the same idea! :p
Good morning


I will stay in bed all day, like yesterday.
Morning LetMeIn!
Hope you get better soon, I on the other hand seems to be going upwards, so hopefully in a couple of days I'll be back to top shape. :p
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@Guz89 walked up to the lurker thread
And he said to @Shawnchapp watching the thread
"Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any merges?"
Then Shawn said: "No, they all behave
But you can join, and see if any will pop up!
Or you can do some backreading?"
Guzmeister said, "No thanks."
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
'Til in like five minutes
"Lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewdcorner"

When Guzmeister walked up to the lurker thread
And he said to @BeowulfKnight watching the thread
"Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any merges?"
Beo said: "No, like Shawn told yesterday
They all behave, okey?
Why not join, give it a try?"
Guzmeister said. Good bye
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
'Til in like five minutes
"Lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewdcorner"

When Guzmeister walked up to the lurker thread
And he said to @mime watching the thread
"Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any merges?"
Mime said: "Look, this is gettin' old
I mean, watching the thread, is what we always do
Why not join in?"
Guzmeister said: "How about - no."
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
'Til in like five minutes
"Lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewdcorner"

When Guzmeister walked up to the lurker thread
And he said to @Slumdum watching the thread
"Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any merges?"
Slum said: "Welp! if you don't wanna watch, Guz
You can go backread or do other mods stuff!
So don't get too close!
Guzmeister said, Adios
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
'Til in like five minutes
"Lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewdcorner"

When Guzmeister walked up to the lurker thread
And he said to all the mods watching the thread
"Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any backreading?"
"What?" "Got any backreading?" "No, we have alrea - oh..."
"Then one more question for you:
Got any merges?"
And all the mods just stopped
Then they started to smile
They started to laugh
They laughed for a while.
They said: "Come on, Guz
Let's walk to another thread
We'll get you some merges
So you don't have to ask anymore
So they found to another thread
And the mods found some merges
They gave them to Guz
And Guzmeister said: "Hmm, no thanks
But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day
Do you think this thread
Do you think this thread
Do you think this thread
Has any backreading?"
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
'Til in like five minutes
"Lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewdcorner"
Okay, gonna admit, this is probably one of my favorites!


Summoning is complete!
 

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I finally get to see first slumlist as it's published in dayd and I'm not in it.


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@Guz89 walked up to the lurker thread
And he said to @Shawnchapp watching the thread
"Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any merges?"
Then Shawn said: "No, they all behave
But you can join, and see if any will pop up!
Or you can do some backreading?"
Guzmeister said, "No thanks."
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
'Til in like five minutes
"Lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewdcorner"

When Guzmeister walked up to the lurker thread
And he said to @BeowulfKnight watching the thread
"Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any merges?"
Beo said: "No, like Shawn told yesterday
They all behave, okey?
Why not join, give it a try?"
Guzmeister said. Good bye
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
'Til in like five minutes
"Lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewdcorner"

When Guzmeister walked up to the lurker thread
And he said to @mime watching the thread
"Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any merges?"
Mime said: "Look, this is gettin' old
I mean, watching the thread, is what we always do
Why not join in?"
Guzmeister said: "How about - no."
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
'Til in like five minutes
"Lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewdcorner"

When Guzmeister walked up to the lurker thread
And he said to @Slumdum watching the thread
"Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any merges?"
Slum said: "Welp! if you don't wanna watch, Guz
You can go backread or do other mods stuff!
So don't get too close!
Guzmeister said, Adios
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
'Til in like five minutes
"Lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewdcorner"

When Guzmeister walked up to the lurker thread
And he said to all the mods watching the thread
"Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any backreading?"
"What?" "Got any backreading?" "No, we have alrea - oh..."
"Then one more question for you:
Got any merges?"
And all the mods just stopped
Then they started to smile
They started to laugh
They laughed for a while.
They said: "Come on, Guz
Let's walk to another thread
We'll get you some merges
So you don't have to ask anymore
So they found to another thread
And the mods found some merges
They gave them to Guz
And Guzmeister said: "Hmm, no thanks
But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day
Do you think this thread
Do you think this thread
Do you think this thread
Has any backreading?"
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
Then he closed the page down - closed the page down
'Til in like five minutes
"Lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewdcorner"
Okay, gonna admit, this is probably one of my favorites!


Summoning is complete!
 

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I finally get to see first slumlist as it's published in dayd and I'm not in it.
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If you become a mod you will probably always be on it haha
 

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One of these days, i'll figure out what a meme is. For now though, i gotta go get some cheeseburgers from maccas. My cat is hungry.
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see, that's a meme.
 

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see, that's a meme.

What is? the moving picture? I dont understand. I'll be back later, gonna go check out my friend daniels new shoes. He got some white vans!
 
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I had enough fun for one night I'm going to try to get some sleep now. Night every
Sleep is for the weak.....haha
 
I don't really want to share my sexual preferences publicly....
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You sure you´re on the right forum?
All here share what nobody wants to see. But for that, we have this.

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Did not need it in a while...
 

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Welp, gonna be gone for some hours.
Bye everyone, see you all later! 🌊👋
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