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What is this appelbottom jeans conspiracy u speak of??​
Oh boy I'm not sure if you're ready for this but since you asked...

We start with the iconic lyrics:

"Apple Bottom jeans, boots with the fur
The whole club was looking at her"


So here we’re told this "shawty" is wearing Apple Bottom jeans and boots with fur. Seems simple enough, right? But hold up, because there’s a twist.

In the second verse, it goes on to describe the same woman, but this time, she’s sporting:

"Baggy sweatpants and Reebok with the straps."

This sudden change in wardrobe makes no sense, unless you’re prepared to entertain the notion that it isn’t actually talking about a human woman at all. Oh no. They're talking about a centaur.

Now this is the only thing that makes sense for a few reasons as I will lay out now:

  • Two-Legged vs. Four-Legged Fashion:
    Now, if we think about a centaur, the upper half is human, and the lower half is a horse. As such a centaur would require two pairs of shoes and pants. And therefore the centaur ends up with a very weird combination of clothing on as described in the song.​
  • "Reeboks with the straps":
    Footwear becomes even more perplexing. How do the Reeboks fit on the centaur’s hooves? Is this a clever metaphor for the centaur's "fashion-forward" hooves? Is this part of a symbolic commentary on human-animal hybrids and the ways they might try to blend into human society? Is it possibly hinting at the untold struggles of centaur fashion, or maybe the centaur has access to exclusive streetwear that’s a mix of human and mythical creature apparel.​
  • "The whole club was looking at her":
    Imagine this centaur walking into the club. If you're a partygoer in this world, would you even be able to comprehend what you're seeing? The sheer spectacle of a half-human, half-horse creature strutting with such confidence would definitely draw all eyes, but what’s more mysterious is why no one seems too concerned about the centaur's presence. Could it be that T-Pain's verse is a social commentary on how people might be so entranced by beauty or trends that they don’t question the more “mythical” elements around them?​
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I think the whole thing is A Hidden Allegory for Diversity: I see it as a metaphor for outsiders and diversity. The centaur, caught between worlds, is a symbol for anyone who feels like they don’t fully belong to one group or the other. The clothing mix-up (jeans and sweatpants, Reeboks and fur boots) could be an attempt to dress like the world around them, but they’re still different underneath. The song could be viewed as a playful nod to the weirdness of fitting in—or not fitting in.​


No, just thinking. I have an aunt and her two daughters who claims her house is
poltergeist central. Now I cannot confirm any of this since I haven't been to her
house in many, many years. However the stories I'm told by family is quite
shocking, almost like something from an Amityville horror movie. The oven
opening on it's on and flames shooting out, a cat constantly delivering dead
birds it kills and laying them on their doorstep. Aunt claimed she went to
go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and a floating black blob chased
her, her youngest daughter who is in her 20s claims that while taking a
bath something invisible bit her and then tried to push her head underwater in
the bathtub. Aunt claims whatever lives in the house will sometimes pat
her on the head, and the two girls said they can see their mothers hair
being squished down like something is patting her but there is nothing
there. Reminds of those scary Conjuring movies.

Their stories give me the Heebie Jeebies

Off of them, but when I was a little girl, I was probably 5 years old at the time,
and I remember I had this green sheet, I don't know where it came from, but I
remember I loved that thing and always carried it around. Well one night
when I was probably 5 years old and I slept between my parents I looked
up in the middle of the night and there was my sheet standing up about 6
foot tall and moving and glowing and walking around and it stopped and
looked at me, then I threw the covers over my head scared. That's all
I remember. The thing is did this really happen to me when I was 5 years old?
Did a ghost or some Phantom really grab my sheet and take a stroll with it to
scare me? Or was this just a really scary dream I had as a kid? I have no idea
which, but I still have that memory of that green sheet moving, glowing,
and looking down at me.
Bringing this story up front since it's spooky season and a good read. I've never had anything like this happen to me (thankfully) but I've had close friends who aren't the kind to tell tall tales say they have so I keep an open mind. I definitely believe that there is a lot of things that we might not have a understanding on
Thank you for sharing your experience .​

It was. Saw some 80s bands on Friday, met up with a buddy and watched movies on Saturday, and then yesterday I went book shopping followed by a short visit from an out of town casual partner who just happened to be passing through my area. All told, a very rewarding weekend.

two cartoon characters , beavis and butthead , are sitting next to each other .

Sounds like a fun filled weekend! Welcome back
Hello guys just got back from work wondering how you're all doing
Doing good I just got back from grocery shopping.
a woman is shopping in a grocery store and putting chips in her shopping cart .

Hope work wasn't too terrible today

Morning Slum.
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Just drinking some coffee before I clock in for work. It's a Monday so normal Monday crap.
Fully caffeinated and heading out to work...

Have a great day my fellow pervs! ;)
Good luck at work guys! Hope it goes by quick so you can do this
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Didn't have a song ready I wanted to start singing. :p
what about this one?

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Ehh, no, don't have any plans today, except seeing my bed at some point. :p
Sounds like a nice chill monday!
Sounds delicous!
Sadly the line at the butcher was waaaaay too long so tonight's meal was fish n chips instead​
Airheads is an amazing movie that more people should be aware of!
Great movie! Can't wait for the sequel where where the plot is they break into Spotify to get paid for streaming when they learn that thanks to Nostalgia or social media, "Degerated" has become a hit again haha

not a locksmith, but the caretaker company since the owner is some company in swedens capitol. and it isnt cheap. 500 SEK for them to show up with a key that unlocks and unlock it for me. will probably start leaving the door unlocked when i leave and undo the latch which keeps door from locking itself once i know for sure i am done for the day. it is far easier and cheaper to get through the gate into stairway. i live in apartment. and generally i am not alone but this month i am.
That really sucks man. Crazy that they charge a fee to unlock it for you. Have you ever considered one of these instead?

a person is reaching into a box in a garden .


Although for real I would rather stash a key somewhere than keep my door unlocked the whole time​

I once again return to see my alerts filled with sleaze, which is fine I guess. It's been pretty "sleazy" since I got my member+ status *wink wink
a woman is using an apple laptop with the words sleazy on the screen
a man in a suit and tie sits in front of a bookshelf with a picture of a bride and groom on it
a cartoon character says those sleazebags while wearing a suit and tie

Interesting, duly noted
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what about this one?

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Sounds like a nice chill monday!​
It was. :p
Sadly the line at the butcher was waaaaay too long so tonight's meal was fish n chips instead​
Well, hope that was delicious then! :p
a woman is laying in bed with a sleep mask on her eyes .

Morning perverts, how's the day going?
Here the water went out....again... I'm still with a cold but seem to just be hacking up my lung instead of lungs and brain fog is diminished. yay.
Morning why!
Well of the water went out... Then why don't you go after it?


Yep,
a man is sleeping on a bed with his legs crossed and a pillow .
. defintely.

It was going to be routine but now, gotta follow up with the water company, figure out how long I'm going to be w.o water, and going to a relative's house to steal reallocate some water for the toilets.
Damn, another hurdle for the why...
Hope it it isn't anything serious!
You poor caffeine addict
a cartoon of snow white drinking coffee from a coffee pot .
. Good luck with the day.
There should be a fixed version of that gif somewhere around this forum, where the coffee stays in her mouth. :p

Hey @anon670-1 when you run into it in the OG thread, can you take it forward please? 🤔
 

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Well of the water went out... Then why don't you go after it?
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two men are looking at a laptop computer .
a woman is pushing a red car with a license plate that says n.j.


Damn, another hurdle for the why...
Hope it it isn't anything serious!
Nah, they're just minor inconveniences in the grand scheme of things. It's just that they're neverending...

There should be a fixed version of that gif somewhere around this forum, where the coffee stays in her mouth. :p

Hey @anon670-1 when you run into it in the OG thread, can you take it forward please? 🤔
a man in a brown jacket is pressing a button in a store with the year 2003 on the bottom

now I feel like I'm in a mom & pop's hardware store

That discombobulated feeling...
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...when you accidentally sleep two days!
a man with a beard wearing overalls and a hat is standing in front of baskets of fruit and vegetables .
 
anon, should we sleaze him even more?

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Let me think about that....
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you.... you just can't help yourself right? I don't know what you're talking about either...


oops! that's not the right gif. I meant to post this one

a pixel art drawing of a rat holding a piece of cheese with the words please accept rmy apolocheese below it
a kitten is standing on its hind legs with a caption that says sorry for acting like that it will happen again

Also,
I totally didn't spend an embarrasing amount of time struggling with the signature tool trying to resize a different spell only to give up and using paint.
a woman wearing headphones is smiling and saying it 's perfect .

Much better spell to cast! haha​
a poster that says come on baby hold me on it
a man with a ponytail and a hat is wearing a pink plaid shirt and earrings .

I was going to do something more elaborate for this but, time flew away...
I think that pretty much sums up how it feels after gaming with @-Bonk-
Also, hi.
a cartoon bear is holding a red sign that says hi
I was afraid of this....
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a man in a blue shirt and tie is sitting in a classroom and says  my nemesis

Well, hope that was delicious then! :p
It was. :p
Hey @anon670-1 when you run into it in the OG thread, can you take it forward please? 🤔
I will keep an eye out for it. I think it was posted in this thread in the past mont somewhere so Why might find it before me if he is reading this one going backwards (I think he was the one doing that here). ETA it might have been Squeakers who is going backwards​
 

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That discombobulated feeling...
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...when you accidentally sleep two days!
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a young boy is holding a bowl with a spoon in it .
 
Carole Baskin Lover!


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oops! that's not the right gif. I meant to post this one

a pixel art drawing of a rat holding a piece of cheese with the words please accept rmy apolocheese below it
a kitten is standing on its hind legs with a caption that says sorry for acting like that it will happen again
a cartoon frog is covering his mouth with his hand while wearing a blue shirt .
a woman in a pink dress is sitting on a couch with okay written on the bottom


a woman wearing headphones is smiling and saying it 's perfect .'s perfect .

Much better spell to cast! haha
Again, I don't know what you're talking about.
a woman says that 's just how it is while wearing a sequined dress


a man in a red shirt is carrying a girl in his arms and she is making a funny face


I think that pretty much sums up how it feels after gaming with @-Bonk-
an elderly woman is crying and says it feels like it 's been 84 years

I wanted to do one of the nodding scenes of eternum with heads and everything but that would require me loading up the scene on my phone, recording a clip. compressing it (because dumbass pixel can't do anything less than maximum effort and record at anything less than storage raping quality...), turning into a gif, adding the heads and removing the watermark. And with how easy I lose focus... project for another time.
 
It's that time again folks! Time for the question of the day!
How long do you think you could survive alone on an island ? ! ?
- the island has native fruit as well as small animals and fish around it
- you can decide if your stranded via plane or ship wreck!
- lastly there is nothing but sea as far as you can see, and no other living people in sight, but depending on how you got stranded their could be quite a few... not so living people in sight.
 
I think at the time, me and the girl I went with went to see it with felt like it kept coming to an end, and then it'd keep going, multiple times. I should really go back and rewatch it sometime, though, maybe I've gotten more tolerant with age! 👴


I think your girl is already Flash.
It did do that, that is for sure.
 
It's that time again folks! Time for the question of the day!
How long do you think you could survive alone on an island ? ! ?
- the island has native fruit as well as small animals and fish around it
- you can decide if your stranded via plane or ship wreck!
- lastly there is nothing but sea as far as you can see, and no other living people in sight, but depending on how you got stranded their could be quite a few... not so living people in sight.
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It's that time again folks! Time for the question of the day!
How long do you think you could survive alone on an island ? ! ?
- the island has native fruit as well as small animals and fish around it
- you can decide if your stranded via plane or ship wreck!
- lastly there is nothing but sea as far as you can see, and no other living people in sight, but depending on how you got stranded their could be quite a few... not so living people in sight.
Depends on the size of the island and the climate. I keep a flint on my keychain, which is always on me, so fire wouldn't be hard. If there are enough trees to provide food for sustenance year round, I could survive for a quite a long time while I tried to figure out methods for rescue, improved living situation (shelter, catching fish), and so on. The loneliness and boredom would be the real threats.
 
So what are people up to on this Monday? :p
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Lazing around tired, taking advantage of the long weekend.
It's that time again folks! Time for the question of the day!
How long do you think you could survive alone on an island ? ! ?
- the island has native fruit as well as small animals and fish around it
- you can decide if your stranded via plane or ship wreck!
- lastly there is nothing but sea as far as you can see, and no other living people in sight, but depending on how you got stranded their could be quite a few... not so living people in sight.
10, maybe 15, minutes tops.
 
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Yeah...mondays. Hiya fuckos


Now what is this ? More anti-Bonky propaganda ? Stop spreading lies of
bullying and being mean. Bonky is a peacelover and friend to all

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oops! that's not the right gif. I meant to post this one

a pixel art drawing of a rat holding a piece of cheese with the words please accept rmy apolocheese below it
a kitten is standing on its hind legs with a caption that says sorry for acting like that it will happen again


a woman wearing headphones is smiling and saying it 's perfect .'s perfect .

Much better spell to cast! haha

a poster that says come on baby hold me on it


I think that pretty much sums up how it feels after gaming with @-Bonk-

 

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Wow!
I had no idea it would take me so long to back read that lot!
There was a lot of verbal diarrhoea I had to plough through! :LOL:
if feels like a weaker cold(but that could be because its day one)
Hope you are feeling better @Strut !
Is it me or do you have an uncanny resemblance to @Slumdum ?!
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Either you two are blood related i.e. sisters, cousins etc. or you both sat for the same artist to create your portraits!
If the latter, give my regards to Picasso next time you see him! ;)
Whoa I didn't do anything. I also did not report it too lazy for that stuff. Just found it hilarious.
Hi Underlord, if that's the case and you have that much clout on here, perhaps you could demand that @StephanieD post her pics so that us poor P 1ers can see what only the elite were able to view..;)
Good afternoon everyone!
Yesterday was a packed day for me, so didn't had much time to enter here, so just one comment, but today I'm more free.
Will be studying for an exam tomorrow, so wish me luck!
Good luck DD on your exam! Although I think you may have already sat it considering how long it has taken me to reply to your post!
For real tho... not bad.
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I think this is something that @whiite should consider buying instead of getting off to a video of a girl with a cute bum only to find she also sported a ball sack and dick just at the point of no return! I think the message to @Slumdum provided a bit too much information especially as I had just eaten when I read it. (Might give it another 10 minutes for the food to go down and take a peek at the video link you provided! After all, as the saying goes, "don't knock it until you have tried it!":LOL:
Hello everyone
Ddia here, exhausted after a whole day of tests
Will eat something, watch something, and play something a little before going to bed, and try to read a little here.
Hi DD, me again! I hope you got the results you were looking for!(y)
 

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It's that time again folks! Time for the question of the day!
How long do you think you could survive alone on an island ? ! ?
- the island has native fruit as well as small animals and fish around it
- you can decide if your stranded via plane or ship wreck!
- lastly there is nothing but sea as far as you can see, and no other living people in sight, but depending on how you got stranded their could be quite a few... not so living people in sight.
I think I could survive for a decent amount of time on the island. If the ship is crashed into the island, you could easily use that as shelter while you prepare something better. While surviving off the nature of the island you could start to plan a way to get off the island with the material from the ship wreck and items off the island. So many scenarios could be played out with this prompt.
 
Ok I have to start prepping for work might be back after might not we'll see how long it takes me
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In case I don't come back goodnight y'all
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It's the song I think of when you and Bonk do your exchange of grab booty gifs
a puppy is covering its face with its paw .
I wanted to do one of the nodding scenes of eternum with heads and everything but that would require me loading up the scene on my phone, recording a clip. compressing it (because dumbass pixel can't do anything less than maximum effort and record at anything less than storage raping quality...), turning into a gif, adding the heads and removing the watermark. And with how easy I lose focus... project for another time.
Yeah I have quite a few of those type of projects myself haha
It's that time again folks! Time for the question of the day!
How long do you think you could survive alone on an island ? ! ?
a woman holding a microphone with the words that 's easy on the bottom

Obviously the answer is until the next shipwreck/plane crash then I won't be alone anymore
a man is sitting at a table with a blood pressure monitor on his chest and the words do i get a cookie now
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Yeah...mondays. Hiya fuckos

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All I can say to that is:
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Is it me or do you have an uncanny resemblance to @Slumdum ?!
Hey Beaver hope you enjoyed the backread! Yep Strut is Slummys goth twin. But they don't have any fun twin stories somehow​
 
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