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It's apparently very hard for you to spend Sundays. :ROFLMAO:
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I once again return to see my alerts filled with sleaze, which is fine I guess. It's been pretty "sleazy" since I got my member+ status *wink wink
you are the only one i am sleazing and only because you mention it. I am easily manipulated
 

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For those who want to know, we're having a swim meet tomorrow!
Swimming - and coinage? Gotta like that combination

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Good morning everyone!
Good Morning Slummy !!

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The Stylin', profilin', limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealin,
Morning steph



virtually the same as my message last night!

I have been wondering -- how often could you repeat a high effort post, being careful not to double post, before the mods caught ya?



had to call to be let back in
You could not just break in?


another week of shenanigans.

He said shenanigans!



Now all I need is stable internet.

I know the horse will appreciate that - he likes making tic tok vids



I'm gonna start putting NTR here from now on.
This is a threat.


Hello everyone. Hope you're all having an ok start of the week. 💕


I'm having a headache. It's fine :cautious:
 

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I like how campy and B-horror it was. Why you leave half way through.
I think at the time, me and the girl I went with went to see it with felt like it kept coming to an end, and then it'd keep going, multiple times. I should really go back and rewatch it sometime, though, maybe I've gotten more tolerant with age! 👴

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hello the girl
I think your girl is already Flash.
 
I think at the time, me and the girl I went with went to see it with felt like it kept coming to an end, and then it'd keep going, multiple times. I should really go back and rewatch it sometime, though, maybe I've gotten more tolerant with age! 👴
I think your girl is already Flash.
Hmmmm -- a double post? AKA DP?

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Hello everyone. Hope you're all having an ok start of the week. 💕


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Good Morning Slummy !!

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And a good morning to you uncbuck!
Good to see you. :p
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Hello everyone. Hope you're all having an ok start of the week. 💕
Raccoonus Maximus!

I know...
 

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And a good morning to you uncbuck!
Good to see you. :p

Raccoonus Maximus!
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I know...
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But because I know you will anyways here I can spare this use only in extreme emergencies it isn't exactly FDA approved
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If I can't help you on your project, we can at least give you some energy for later!
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a man is sitting on a couch holding a cell phone and saying i can feel the power .


I feel like I can work ten times more
HAHA now I'm unstoppable


Hope I won't need that energy later...
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So what are people up to on this Monday? :p
again with those silly questions?????


I once again return to see my alerts filled with sleaze, which is fine I guess. It's been pretty "sleazy" since I got my member+ status *wink wink
anon, should we sleaze him even more?

 

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I'm gonna start putting NTR here from now on.
This is a threat.
YES -- Finally a TREAT!!

Wait -- that's different than threat I guess dammit

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a man is sitting on a couch holding a cell phone and saying i can feel the power .
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I feel like I can work ten times more
HAHA now I'm unstoppable



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again with those silly questions?????



anon, should we sleaze him even more?

Oh hi there mr guz!


How's my favorite raccoon today? :p





It's okay, I got some energy from a few Slum variants. :p

YES ALWAYS THE SILLY QUESTIONS! :p
I'm doing just fine! ❤️

How's the slummer doing?
 

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Hello everyone. Hope you're all having an ok start of the week. 💕


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Good to see you!




a man is sitting on a couch holding a cell phone and saying i can feel the power .


I feel like I can work ten times more
HAHA now I'm unstoppable



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again with those silly questions?????



anon, should we sleaze him even more?

Guz!
 

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I'm doing just fine! ❤️

How's the slummer doing?
Doing good, doing good, not much to complain about there. :p
Sorry Guzmeister... They are recharging too... :p
Wait... SlumCoon what are yo...
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Guess... Someone had a little more in them....
 

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a woman is laying in bed with a sleep mask on her eyes .

Morning perverts, how's the day going?
Here the water went out....again... I'm still with a cold but seem to just be hacking up my lung instead of lungs and brain fog is diminished. yay.


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Night why, hope you are able to fall asleep!
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Yep,
a man is sleeping on a bed with his legs crossed and a pillow .
. defintely.


Unfortunately my meat doesn't swim...

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who are you talking to?

So what are people up to on this Monday? :p
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It was going to be routine but now, gotta follow up with the water company, figure out how long I'm going to be w.o water, and going to a relative's house to steal reallocate some water for the toilets.


again.... who?

I think you misspelled getting on the slumlist.

Hi guys,
Happy Monday to you all (or as happy as it can be!)
a man wearing glasses is standing next to another man and says `` oh hey ! whatcha doin ? ''

Feels a bit like I'm double posting as its virtually the same as my message last night!
It's fine, and I say that with all the confidence of someone with 0 authority.
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Yes, got a lot of back reading still to do so I'll catch you a bit later.. :)
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Weekend was busier than anticipated, but I've returned for another week of shenanigans.
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Hello guys just got back from work wondering how you're all doing
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doing fine... fine...
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hbu?

Good, got my first hot shower in weeks. Insurance is finally stopping by this week to access the hurricane damages. Got the tree removed drom the roof

Now all I need is stable internet.
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I hear trees in roofs are not conducive to roof function.
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I've got work in a few minutes myself, but it's going to be a lot better now that some comforts are returning finally.

I am sad I can't play around in the contests atm, connection hangs so badly that sometimes gifs don't bother to load and it just posts the description of the gif, which is funny
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It's good to be able to laugh in the face of adversity.
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other on a balcony and talking to each other .

haha just playing.
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It's whys fault! He's constantly spamming that slow internet spell

a cartoon penguin wearing a pink hat and a blue scarf says why??
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you.... you just can't help yourself right? I don't know what you're talking about either...
Also,
I totally didn't spend an embarrasing amount of time struggling with the signature tool trying to resize a different spell only to give up and using paint.

I didn't do anything @-Bonk- is a bully! He was even bullying his House Spouse there were witnesses. @whydoineedto and @Shawnchapp can vouch for me on this
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I was going to do something more elaborate for this but, time flew away...

Joyeuse Action de Grâce to all the Canucks on here! Safe travels today!
Also, hi.


Fully caffeinated and heading out to work...

Have a great day my fellow pervs! ;)
You poor caffeine addict
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. Good luck with the day.


stopping by to say good morning before i go to work
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I once again return to see my alerts filled with sleaze, which is fine I guess. It's been pretty "sleazy" since I got my member+ status *wink wink


you are the only one i am sleazing and only because you mention it. I am easily manipulated
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Interesting, duly noted
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hello the girl
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at least quote someone or say hello to everyone not just some meme without any context.

He said shenanigans!

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I was afraid of this....
 

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What is this appelbottom jeans conspiracy u speak of??​
Oh boy I'm not sure if you're ready for this but since you asked...

We start with the iconic lyrics:

"Apple Bottom jeans, boots with the fur
The whole club was looking at her"


So here we’re told this "shawty" is wearing Apple Bottom jeans and boots with fur. Seems simple enough, right? But hold up, because there’s a twist.

In the second verse, it goes on to describe the same woman, but this time, she’s sporting:

"Baggy sweatpants and Reebok with the straps."

This sudden change in wardrobe makes no sense, unless you’re prepared to entertain the notion that it isn’t actually talking about a human woman at all. Oh no. They're talking about a centaur.

Now this is the only thing that makes sense for a few reasons as I will lay out now:

  • Two-Legged vs. Four-Legged Fashion:
    Now, if we think about a centaur, the upper half is human, and the lower half is a horse. As such a centaur would require two pairs of shoes and pants. And therefore the centaur ends up with a very weird combination of clothing on as described in the song.​
  • "Reeboks with the straps":
    Footwear becomes even more perplexing. How do the Reeboks fit on the centaur’s hooves? Is this a clever metaphor for the centaur's "fashion-forward" hooves? Is this part of a symbolic commentary on human-animal hybrids and the ways they might try to blend into human society? Is it possibly hinting at the untold struggles of centaur fashion, or maybe the centaur has access to exclusive streetwear that’s a mix of human and mythical creature apparel.​
  • "The whole club was looking at her":
    Imagine this centaur walking into the club. If you're a partygoer in this world, would you even be able to comprehend what you're seeing? The sheer spectacle of a half-human, half-horse creature strutting with such confidence would definitely draw all eyes, but what’s more mysterious is why no one seems too concerned about the centaur's presence. Could it be that T-Pain's verse is a social commentary on how people might be so entranced by beauty or trends that they don’t question the more “mythical” elements around them?​
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I think the whole thing is A Hidden Allegory for Diversity: I see it as a metaphor for outsiders and diversity. The centaur, caught between worlds, is a symbol for anyone who feels like they don’t fully belong to one group or the other. The clothing mix-up (jeans and sweatpants, Reeboks and fur boots) could be an attempt to dress like the world around them, but they’re still different underneath. The song could be viewed as a playful nod to the weirdness of fitting in—or not fitting in.​


No, just thinking. I have an aunt and her two daughters who claims her house is
poltergeist central. Now I cannot confirm any of this since I haven't been to her
house in many, many years. However the stories I'm told by family is quite
shocking, almost like something from an Amityville horror movie. The oven
opening on it's on and flames shooting out, a cat constantly delivering dead
birds it kills and laying them on their doorstep. Aunt claimed she went to
go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and a floating black blob chased
her, her youngest daughter who is in her 20s claims that while taking a
bath something invisible bit her and then tried to push her head underwater in
the bathtub. Aunt claims whatever lives in the house will sometimes pat
her on the head, and the two girls said they can see their mothers hair
being squished down like something is patting her but there is nothing
there. Reminds of those scary Conjuring movies.

Their stories give me the Heebie Jeebies

Off of them, but when I was a little girl, I was probably 5 years old at the time,
and I remember I had this green sheet, I don't know where it came from, but I
remember I loved that thing and always carried it around. Well one night
when I was probably 5 years old and I slept between my parents I looked
up in the middle of the night and there was my sheet standing up about 6
foot tall and moving and glowing and walking around and it stopped and
looked at me, then I threw the covers over my head scared. That's all
I remember. The thing is did this really happen to me when I was 5 years old?
Did a ghost or some Phantom really grab my sheet and take a stroll with it to
scare me? Or was this just a really scary dream I had as a kid? I have no idea
which, but I still have that memory of that green sheet moving, glowing,
and looking down at me.
Bringing this story up front since it's spooky season and a good read. I've never had anything like this happen to me (thankfully) but I've had close friends who aren't the kind to tell tall tales say they have so I keep an open mind. I definitely believe that there is a lot of things that we might not have a understanding on
Thank you for sharing your experience .​

It was. Saw some 80s bands on Friday, met up with a buddy and watched movies on Saturday, and then yesterday I went book shopping followed by a short visit from an out of town casual partner who just happened to be passing through my area. All told, a very rewarding weekend.

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Sounds like a fun filled weekend! Welcome back
Hello guys just got back from work wondering how you're all doing
Doing good I just got back from grocery shopping.
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Hope work wasn't too terrible today

Morning Slum.
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Just drinking some coffee before I clock in for work. It's a Monday so normal Monday crap.
Fully caffeinated and heading out to work...

Have a great day my fellow pervs! ;)
Good luck at work guys! Hope it goes by quick so you can do this
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Didn't have a song ready I wanted to start singing. :p
what about this one?

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Ehh, no, don't have any plans today, except seeing my bed at some point. :p
Sounds like a nice chill monday!
Sounds delicous!
Sadly the line at the butcher was waaaaay too long so tonight's meal was fish n chips instead​
Airheads is an amazing movie that more people should be aware of!
Great movie! Can't wait for the sequel where where the plot is they break into Spotify to get paid for streaming when they learn that thanks to Nostalgia or social media, "Degerated" has become a hit again haha

not a locksmith, but the caretaker company since the owner is some company in swedens capitol. and it isnt cheap. 500 SEK for them to show up with a key that unlocks and unlock it for me. will probably start leaving the door unlocked when i leave and undo the latch which keeps door from locking itself once i know for sure i am done for the day. it is far easier and cheaper to get through the gate into stairway. i live in apartment. and generally i am not alone but this month i am.
That really sucks man. Crazy that they charge a fee to unlock it for you. Have you ever considered one of these instead?

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Although for real I would rather stash a key somewhere than keep my door unlocked the whole time​

I once again return to see my alerts filled with sleaze, which is fine I guess. It's been pretty "sleazy" since I got my member+ status *wink wink
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Interesting, duly noted
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