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[User_108364]

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Oh right, never mind.. it's only been a few days. Well, while I'm here.. better prepare myself just in case.

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Oh you're prepared?

 

[Slumdum]

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Oh right, never mind.. it's only been a few days. Well, while I'm here.. better prepare myself just in case.

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DOOOOOOOOOOC!

 

[whydoineedto]

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hmmm woaahhh woah woah

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aw shit, it doesn't look good doc...

oh... nooo....

 

[TheDude14]

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Oh right, never mind.. it's only been a few days. Well, while I'm here.. better prepare myself just in case.

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Yeah since you have been out for a few days it is best to prepare lol.

 

[Evil Surgeon]

Oh you're prepared?

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For you.. I'm ready. Always.



(Not really, no.)

I thought you had been kidnapped.

Had I been, you would have heard my cries of..

 

[User_108364]

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I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS PAST SLUM! IT'S YOUR FAULT probably!

 

[Evil Surgeon]

DOOOOOOOOOOC!

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Slummmmmmeeerrr!! *insert dramatic, then silly hugging music here*

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Yeah since you have been out for a few days it is best to prepare lol.

Is this the second coming of me?

 

[PsychicJohn]

Hello there, how is everyone.

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hmmm woaahhh woah woah

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aw shit, it doesn't look good doc...

Yeah i noticed this guy too. I saw mr tearson and shawnchapp already have an eye on that guy

 

[TheDude14]

Slummmmmmeeerrr!! *insert dramatic, then silly hugging music here*

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Is this the second coming of me?

More like 3rd or 4th. You keep disappearing here and there for a day or two lately

 

[anon670-1]

2 hour meeting to discuss these procedures on how to improve things. For it to end with well I'll look into all this and we'll go from there

most meetings in my experience

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Love when you find a new version of "apple bottom jeans" anon!

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I put one in each post just for you Slumster​

Jesus, everyone here know everyone? How do you have so many images of each other? I cant believe you people create this many of them that fast

that's what spending too much time in here does to a mf

what are you talking about? We're all completely normal here

so won't you

with us​

...Do you guys have some lore thread or something where you tell your tale?

Yeah it's the OG thread --> OG Thread which funnily isn't actually the OG thread it is the second iteration of it!​

Have you always had the trash can in your hand or have i always just missed it?

This made me go back and notice that the cards Mime is holding has even more people on there!​

I have been saying for soooooooooo long that we need a Wiki!

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We do, to learn it all you would need to backread about 9,000 pages.

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Only 7000 left!

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Now go make something amazing!

I never said nothing about "amazing" you're gonna get some "ok" stuff

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@anon670-1 recapped some of the lore, when he got done with the back reading of this thread, and before starting on the big one!

Let me see if I can go back and find that for them

Ok got it wow, almost a month ago to the day. Man I have been slacking over on the OG thread​

Spoiler: Legal Disclaimer Since I've already been threatened by a lawsuit from a user

This story is a work of parody and should be approached with the same level of seriousness as a squirrel in a business suit. Any resemblance to real people, living or dead, is purely accidental—unless, of course, you’re actually a character in this story, in which case, sorry about that. The creator of this parody holds no responsibility for any feelings of embarrassment, existential crises, or sudden urges to change your name and move to a remote island. If you find yourself depicted in this tale and it’s causing you distress, please remember: it’s all in good fun, and maybe consider checking out that new hobby you’ve been putting off. No actual reputations were damaged in the making of this story. Enjoy the laughs

Good morning fellow LewdCorner Degens!

To make up for posting Rebecca Black last week I have crafted up this little ditty for you to start your Friday with. Shout out to Slums signature and the few long island ice teas I've had this morning for giving me the inspiration to slap this together. I've put everything in spoilers cause they're all kinda long

Read it to the theme of the Galavant theme song (below for those of you who don't know it)

Spoiler: Play this if unfamiliar with the tune

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Spoiler: LewdCorner Post Purge Theme Song

**Anon:**
Way back in a chaotic age,
When Smols roamed and vampires raged,
In a land of animal wars, and goblins for the newbies,
There was danger, oh, such a spree!

**StephD:**
Smols were wild and goblins tough,
**Safetydummy**:
Vampires made the nights quite rough,
**Citizens:**
In the AI Era, it was a wild, wild ride!

**TheDude14:**
But soon a bad actor’s scheme,
Led to a great purge, a ungodly dream,
**Safetydummy:**
Chaos ruled, confusion grew,
**jsmith666:**
Gods were silent, what to do?

**Anon:**
Esoteric gods, Guz and mime,
Decided fates, in mystic rhyme,
With LoliCoins, they played their game,
And the citizens felt the shame!

**Anon & Company:**
Quarantined to a realm named P4,
Goblins gone, newbies beware,
Svenske kocken’s now on the prowl,
A 'bork, bork, bork' is a deadly howl!

**Anon:**
Oh, @Flaming1 dreams of aiding newbs,
But goblins locked away are causing blues!

**Anon:**
PFPs vanished, @Slumdum came,
Fingerpainting, keeping names the same,
Bingo turned to Uno and Yatzhee fun,
PSA: Avoid the cursed elephant, everyone!

**Anon & Company:**
@Monokuma ’s talks, @Bloodheart ’s tales,
New activities fill the days and nights,
Access to P4 takes some time,
But exploits rise in this new paradigm!

**Anon:**
@Teaspoon ’s tricks, dual personas in play,
Generating wealth in a sneaky way,
@micmitja ’s coffee reign,
@Silwith ’s charm, seeking P4 fame!

**Anon & Company:**
P5’s hidden, they say there’s no more,
Just P4 and nothing else to explore,
@DoverDad dreams of a football team,
@Xorsm ’s a menace, the worst in the scheme!

**Anon:**
@Ketamina ’s daily reminder, stay hydrated,
@Inyo , a noble, mysterious and shaded,
@bonks and @algeo , quite the pair,
Watch out for the stock tips, they’re rare!

**Anon & Company:**
So here’s to the AI Era’s tale,
Wild, chaotic, and full of detail,
From P4’s trials to P5’s lore,
May the story of this era never bore!

After completing my backread of this thread I have compiled my findings into the below abridged lore. also the doverdad line in song makes more sense if you read this for context

Spoiler: Abridged Lurker Lore Post Purge

AI Era- This was a dangerous lawless time, Smols ran free, vampires roamed about, and was host to of all sorts of animal wars; it so dangerous in fact that newbies had goblins given to them by @Flaming1 for their safety when they first joined.

After an infiltration of a bad actor, this era was brought to an abrupt end, and the gods cast a spell that caused a great purge across the land. There was mass confusion in this aftermath with little communications from the gods, and with the future uncertain some people fled the land looking for greener pastures, while others stayed and prayed to the gods for them to return and tell them the way forward.

Eventually the future of the land was decided by the esoteric gods @Guz89 and @mime, beings of great power who it's said can change the lay of the threads, and either grant you great wealth or steal all LoliCoin from your bank account with just a mere thought.

But even gods can make mistakes such as refusing to acknowledge the superiority of the sleaze reaction and refusing to award it positive points, and ignoring the prayers of the people for them to come to their senses. For the safety of it's citizens all the aforementioned content would be now been quarantined into a pocket realm named P4. An area where a select few would be allowed to access after proving their devotion to the land and the gods themselves. There were a some unintended consequences of this great purge. With all the goblins locked away in P4 now there is no one to protect the newbs holes from the Svenske kocken @conzibald . Newbies beware if you hear a 'hurdy gurdy' or a 'bork, bork, bork' it's already too late you belong to him now. May the gods have mercy on your holes. @Flaming1 still has issues sleeping at night knowing he could help the newcomers to the land if only the goblins were allowed to be freed again.

Another issue was that PFP's began to mysteriously disappear so a hero from the previous era @Slumdum, bane of Slumrogs and Hellcoons, who if whispers are to be believed has the ability to summon the gods themselves, arose from retirement and painstankling fingerpainted recreations of the missings PFPs one by one to help keep identities straight for awhile as the citizens of Lewd Corner adjusted to their new way of life.

Of course you cant mention the amazing Slum without talking about their worse half @-Bonk- , a violent goon who roams the land with their gang of Bonkettes harassing the citizens of LewdCorner. Bonks also has a pet raccoon (@algeo) that hangs out with them constantly always running around tackling and throwing people into garbage dumpsters. Never take financial advice from these two, they recommended some cryptocurrencies that absolutely tanked and lost the monies for all the investors. (insert that tiger guy meme)

Thankfully there is the local DR, @EvilSurgeon who is always around to help patch up the victims of this rowdy crew. His prices are affordable, and the rumors that patients leave missing organs is greatly exaggerated.

Before the purge there were many activities to keep the citizens occupied but with a majority of those activities now banished to the P4 realm they had to find new ways to pass the time. Originally they played Bingo, but this was quickly replaced by the more fun games of Uno and Yahtzee. However, beware of the cursed elephant in Yahtzee—some say it’s best avoided. Others gathered round @Monokuma 's podium to listen to his lengthy philosophical musings on all matters of topics from wokeism in casting for movies to the evolution of language. And if those looooooong talks didn't put you to sleep you always had the the enchanting bedtime stories told by @bloodhheart , to you to guarantee sweet dreams for all.

Access to P4 was supposed to take time to be granted but as always people found creative ways to exploit this new system. One person was able to fool the system and took on two persona's (@Teaspoon , and @Underlord) to generate infinite amount of LoliCoins from each other. These lolicoins fund the giveaways of one of the personas granting massive wealth to random citizens. It's still unclear what ulterior motive @Teaspoon has with these competitions of his, so be wary of accepting any LoliCoins from this slippery spoon. And there are rumors of cosmetic enhancements from fork to spoon—though such matters are best left unspoken.

Of course these were not the only people to try and quickly make a fortune in this new system, @micmitja quickly cornered the coffee market, creating a caffeine dependency among the citizens. A few holdouts still prefer tea, but @micmitja’s coffee empire remains dominant. Others like the femboy extraordinaire @Silwith quickly gained enough favor to be granted access to P4 by leveraging their charms and whoring themselves out to whoever would give them coin.

Most importantly it was discovered that there was an even more covert area, called P5 that has being hidden from all but a select few of the gentry The Lurker Legion with talks of even more areas heing explored. There is no evidence anywhere in the lore pointing towards any type of P5 conspiracy, there is nothing after P4 it is a waste of time to keep looking.

Other citizens of note in the Lore:

@DoverDad 's Dreams of having enough children to form his own football team, @DoverDad faced the challenge of moving his large family post-purge but decided it was more practical to stay put.

@xoram: A notorious figure, known for his malevolent nature and the danger he poses to anyone’s GPUs.

@Ketamina The beloved bot reminds everyone daily to stay hydrated and maintain good posture, an essential service in the chaotic world.

@Inyo is a striking figure who appears like a shadow during the dark hours of the night. Dressed almost always in black, they possess an ethereal quality, often seeming to vanish into the air with an almost magical grace. Their pale skin and sharp smile add to their enigmatic presence, leaving a trail of intrigue wherever they go. They're a noble who hails from a distant land, their origins shrouded in mystery

Praise the Slum!
May the sleaze be with you.
And let your bananas be ever tasty!​

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10 messages per page?

I want to say its 20 a page but I've never actually counted​

 

[whydoineedto]

Hello there, how is everyone.

Yeah i noticed this guy too. I saw mr tearson and shawnchapp already have an eye on that guy

He had 4 mods/admins on his ass at almost the same time. I saw the messages getting thanos'd.

 

[-Bonk-]

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Oh right, never mind.. it's only been a few days. Well, while I'm here.. better prepare myself just in case.

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I saw your list of complaints you submitted to the LC HR department



So i was told to be nice

 

[zark]

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[User_108364]

More like 3rd or 4th. You keep disappearing here and there for a day or two lately

I'm sure he's not up to anything evil while he's not here...

most meetings in my experience

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I put one in each post just for you Slumster

what are you talking about? We're all completely normal here

so won't you

with us

Yeah it's the OG thread --> OG Thread which funnily isn't actually the OG thread it is the second iteration of it!


This made me go back and notice that the cards Mime is holding has even more people on there!

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Only 7000 left!

I never said nothing about "amazing" you're gonna get some "ok" stuff

Let me see if I can go back and find that for them

Ok got it wow, almost a month ago to the day. Man I have been slacking over on the OG thread




I want to say its 20 a page but I've never actually counted​

Hiya anon!

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[TheDude14]

most meetings in my experience

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I put one in each post just for you Slumster

what are you talking about? We're all completely normal here

so won't you

with us

Yeah it's the OG thread --> OG Thread which funnily isn't actually the OG thread it is the second iteration of it!


This made me go back and notice that the cards Mime is holding has even more people on there!

You must be registered to see attachments

Only 7000 left!

I never said nothing about "amazing" you're gonna get some "ok" stuff

Let me see if I can go back and find that for them

Ok got it wow, almost a month ago to the day. Man I have been slacking over on the OG thread




I want to say its 20 a page but I've never actually counted​

Well that's what started it all. A customer sending 20 emails about issues with tools we sent them. But it was mostly stupid shit like oh a sliver of paint chipped off. This box doesn't look like that box. Shit like that.

Is that a page count post? Watch it someone might get you for that

 

[Strut]

Hows it going?

 

[whydoineedto]

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I'm gonna need more context...

Is that a page count post? Watch it someone might get you for that

there have been a number of pagecount posts past few days and mime seemed weirdly non-hyperaggresive about them...

 

[bingous]

Yeah it's the OG thread --> OG Thread which funnily isn't actually the OG thread it is the sec​

On one hand: Oh shit, theres actually one? Ill have to check it out even if its just a little bit
On the other: If this exists, why do people say that a wiki is needed? Is this some sort of "Gang war" where theres people who acknoledge it and theres those who dont?

Or maybe im reading too much into it?

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[User_108364]

Hows it going?

We are truly blessed to be visited by the strutter!

 

[DubbleU]

Are we talking movie trilogy vs tvshow? LOTR by a mile, it's not even funny.
Are we talking books vs show? Again... duh.
Are we talking lotr books vs asoiaf? debatable to some I guess, but asoiaf will never be finished.

An Oldie, but George R.R. is Martin still working on A Song of Ice and Fire with proof.

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I like the Middle Earth books, The Silmarilion is one of my favorites, a shame we never got an adaption. Imagine a series with Masters of Horror type collection of stories, filmed simultaneously, by several well-know Writers and Directors?

The Hobbit was required reading in School when I was a kid, I loved it! I did read the original asoiaf, as a kid, but if didn't click for me until College, now I love the books.

I watched the old Animated Hobbit and LOTR, watched both Live Action trilogies in Theaters, bought the extended editions, and disliked Rings of Power, tremendously.

GoT's in my opinion was amazing on TV until The Red Wedding, there was a lot stuff missing and changed, Lady Stoneheart and such. After Season 3/4, the episodes got less consistent, and eventually we ended up with 2 bad last seasons. Hardhome was one of my favorite episodes, post season 4, and it was very late in Season 5.

I was also fond of the Gor books even of they made two really shitty movies, that I do actually like.

I'll also always like the Dragonlance books I read as a kid.

Then in College I was a fan on Young Samurai. I'm sure Disney will find a way to fuck up a movie adaption, like they did with the Willow TV Series.