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[HTYYHRK]

Spoiler: KIKOMASCADO

Referring to the person that said "The violence is fake. The nudity is real.":
They ALSO wanted to ban ALL contact sports: Football. Boxing. Wrestling. Martial Arts. etc...
Their quote "Seeing people hurt each other for our entertainment is like watching gladiators... and I'm no Roman Emperor."

So they were fucking consistent, I'll give them that. I never talked to them again... heh... but they were consistent. It was a while ago in case that matters.

Spoiler: HTYYHRK

I'm no longer in contact with the above mentioned person, but as a GUESS...

... they wouldn't give a flying fuck about any animated porn.

Yes... ANY (reminder: it's a guess, but I think knew them enough).

Spoiler: BONK

Well, based on that pattern...

The Uniteds of course.


(though all of the other replies by other posters are quite valid too)

Hey, their position was at least internally consistent.

too much monkey buisness here where are the other species

I think horses would fit right in.

 

[Saturnus]

Oh hell no.... i used to listen to And Justice For All by Metallica full volume
to go to sleep

Too bad Black Album was their last good one

 

[-Bonk-]

What...the..

Now that's some fucking sorcery there. Look at you, all like..

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And you know what?

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More mysterious skills in the Bonky lore



It's ok to be afraid of what you don't fully understand. Oh and .....



Bonky is a powerful entity

 

[Tosser]

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hi fuckos

You seem a little off today. Are you okay?

Spoiler: Assume the position while I get the thermometer.

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Was tempted to grab an appropriately posed Amelia, but even clothed, she might not pass muster here.

 

[Evil Surgeon]

More mysterious skills in the Bonky lore

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It's ok to be afraid of what you don't fully understand. Oh and .....

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Bonky is a powerful entity

The only thing powerful about you is your scent. *sniffs you*



*sniffs again*

 

[Davidtoxy]

Hi everyone <3 good nights

 

[-Bonk-]

The only thing powerful about you is your scent. *sniffs you*

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*sniffs again*

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Thats right little fucker, Bonky runs on jet fuel. Just stay the fuck away
from me with that flamethrower i gave you......shit, shouldn't have said
said that. Nothing a quick rinse won't cure



Fresh as a fuckin daisy my fellow fucko

 

[Tosser]

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You're supposed to turn the music down low Bonk, not blast it if you want to sleep.

Worked for a friend of my parents on HS breaks. He was a software consultant when that was a new thing (in the 80s) and worked out of his house, so needed someone to run errands and keep things in order around the house (everything from maintaining his cars to taking care of the yard). After a particularly heavy day of work outside, I came in briefly to grab some water, AC and rest, and he had AC/DC blasting on the stereo. Was so tired, I was literally "rocked" to sleep.

I also discovered he had a rather impressive collection of porn, back when most of it was still in magazine form.

 

[-Bonk-]

You seem a little off today. Are you okay?

Spoiler: Assume the position while I get the thermometer.

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Was tempted to grab an appropriately posed Amelia, but even clothed, she might not pass muster here.

Here we go, get the sex tape rumor started up again. @TheDude14 , you
wanted to see more skin from Bonky....well.....

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I have great assets

 

[Evil Surgeon]

Thats right little fucker, Bonky runs on jet fuel. Just stay the fuck away
from me with that flamethrower i gave you......shit, shouldn't have said
said that. Nothing a quick rinse won't cure

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Fresh as a fuckin daisy my fellow fucko

Oh great.. now I can't use the flamethrower? Way to go, a-hole!

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Wait, wait.. that's too much. Lemme tone it down. I had a dream and..

 

[-Bonk-]

Oh great.. now I can't use the flamethrower? Way to go, a-hole!

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Wait, wait.. that's too much. Lemme tone it down. I had a dream and..

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Geeez, i guess i should have continued pounding your 3 balls. Obviously
the frying pans put you back in concussion protocol.



And the Evil Surgeon never attacked a Bonky ever again ...... The End




Life lessons for the little buckaroo

 

[Davidtoxy]

Woow the drama and a flametrower xD <3 i love read u all

 

[luciddream]

Geeez, i guess i should have continued pounding your 3 balls. Obviously
the frying pans put you back in concussion protocol.

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And the Evil Surgeon never attacked a Bonky ever again ...... The End

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Life lessons for the little buckaroo

Abrupt endings man.

 

[Evil Surgeon]

Geeez, i guess i should have continued pounding your 3 balls. Obviously
the frying pans put you back in concussion protocol.

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And the Evil Surgeon never attacked a Bonky ever again ...... The End

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Life lessons for the little buckaroo

Maybe if they weren't banning books over there.. you'd be able to read all the ones where he does attack you again.

 

[Tosser]

More mysterious skills in the Bonky lore

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It's ok to be afraid of what you don't fully understand. Oh and .....

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Bonky is a powerful entity

DANCE OFF!

 

[-Bonk-]

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Abrupt endings man.

Luciddo, you as a backreader have the whole story. I imagine the poor bastard
that joined the thread for the first time today. Dude would be like "why is the
red masked guy getting his clock cleaned page after page"

Maybe if they weren't banning books over there.. you'd be able to read all the ones where he does attack you again.

Hmmm, obviously you're only allowed fiction there

 

[User_114674]

Oh, They're Gone​

well, you were right, I needed a break

yea yea you got your break, now go back to work @Guz

jeeez, relax ma man, I gotcha

 

[User_76996]

That spider be like "Don't mine me I'm just ordering take out"

 

[Evil Surgeon]

Luciddo, you as a backreader have the whole story. I imagine the poor bastard
that joined the thread for the first time today. Dude would be like "why is the
red masked guy getting his clock cleaned page after page"

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Hmmm, obviously you're only allowed fiction there

You've made your point. Touché.

 

[anon670-1]

well, you were right, I needed a break

Glad you took some time, but this was a very short break​