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Anti-Social & Lurker - Hideout spot

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No, It's the paralyzing thumb!
It makes critters and people weak at the knees, guaranteed.
I'll take your word for it. However, may I offer another way;


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Tiger Woods is a famous, black and very successful professional golfer.
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That's ridiculous!

I'd never drop my collection of ARs!


There is a company called 'Brownie in a Mug'
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You're gonna make Evil Surgeon miss Jay Cutler!
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Do you love it because it's a great movie?
Or because you spent 3 hours on that gif?
Yeah, I'm gonna miss Jay's awesome skills. Like throwing to DeAngelo Hall 4 times and watching him pick it off 4 times in the same game. Fucking Cutler!!

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Get some sleep.. doctor's orders. Does this look like the face of a lying crackpot?

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Yikes, had no idea it had gotten so late. Time for me to bounce

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On the bubble my fuckos, Bonky ❤️'s you all

And on my way out i felt like slumthing was weighing me down. Catch
Slumster

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( 🥚 ) Hope your doing ok, Bonki is thinking about you ❤️
 

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Doctors wear gloves.. so.. just for that, time for your exam!

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I'll take your word for it. However, may I offer another way;


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Allow me to make a counter offer :


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Yikes, had no idea it had gotten so late. Time for me to bounce

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On the bubble my fuckos, Bonky ❤️'s you all

And on my way out i felt like slumthing was weighing me down. Catch
Slumster

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( 🥚 ) Hope your doing ok, Bonki is thinking about you ❤️
Night Bonk!! Get your ass into bed and get some good sleep!



 

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Checking in!
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Extremely drunk so don't expect any coherent responses from me :ROFLMAO:
How are all my favorite crazy Lewdians doing today?
 

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Quit your whining and enjoy the joke ffs !!!!



Ah fuck now I get it :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

It just didn't immediately clicked because ,well, he's an American golf star ^^
:P
You know how every racist joke starts, right?
With a white guy looking over his shoulder

I'll take your word for it. However, may I offer another way;


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You don't have to try to convince me!
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That made me remember ....

(I know it's not Woods, but it's funny anyway)

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Yikes, had no idea it had gotten so late. Time for me to bounce



On the bubble my fuckos, Bonky ❤️'s you all

And on my way out i felt like slumthing was weighing me down. Catch
Slumster



( 🥚 ) Hope your doing ok, Bonki is thinking about you ❤️
 

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You know how every racist joke starts, right?
With a white guy looking over his shoulder
I think I'm heading towards the yogurt-brain stage, because I don't get that one either.

Guess it's time for me to drop as well, cya next weekend guys, was fun !!!

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Yikes, had no idea it had gotten so late. Time for me to bounce

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On the bubble my fuckos, Bonky ❤️'s you all

And on my way out i felt like slumthing was weighing me down. Catch
Slumster

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( 🥚 ) Hope your doing ok, Bonki is thinking about you ❤️
Night Bonk
 

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For me, it was this

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I think I'm heading towards the yogurt-brain stage, because I don't get that one either.

Guess it's time for me to drop as well, cya next weekend guys, was fun !!!

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:p
You know how every racist joke starts, right?
With a white guy looking over his shoulder


You don't have to try to convince me!
iheartcrack-jpg.333340
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Sounds like we could have some " friendly " banter as the season gets underway. I'm
not expecting my team to even make the playoffs

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Don't be dragging slum into your cowgirl fantasies
When you try to hurt elves, you hurt us all.

Also, Incase FTW


Just FYI, crack is just as American as apple pie.


Man, I hope so!
I just wish I was here last playoffs so I could be as insufferable as possible.
But, we can join hands and lips in hatred for the 49ers, though.
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Who were you a fan of so I can properly hate you?
Yeah, I'm gonna miss Jay's awesome skills. Like throwing to DeAngelo Hall 4 times and watching him pick it off 4 times in the same game. Fucking Cutler!!

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I do miss DeAngelo Hall on Washington.
 
Doctors wear gloves.. so.. just for that, time for your exam!

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That reminds me: Thanks for massaging my shoulders during my prostate exam.

Really helped me relax
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Voldo main here!
A hip thrust and a hiss for you, good sir!


I think I'm heading towards the yogurt-brain stage, because I don't get that one either.

Guess it's time for me to drop as well, cya next weekend guys, was fun !!!

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Have a good night frenchman!
Oui Oui! Baguette Croissant! 💋

For me, it was this

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That white woman, trotting around like that. I thought, "This lady has a horse or a dog."
She has both, it seems. O_O

Who were you a fan of so I can properly hate you?
GO PACK GO!
 

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That reminds me: Thanks for massaging my shoulders during my prostate exam.

Really helped me relax

Voldo main here!
A hip thrust and a hiss for you, good sir!
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Have a good night frenchman!
Oui Oui! Baguette Croissant! 💋
It's amazing how I was still able to move forward with the exam despite both hands being in use with the shoulder massage.

hahahaahhahaha...

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