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Anti-Social & Lurker - Hideout spot

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Aloe Vera and Nata de Coco, two drinks I like and usually see on asian markets. Both have jelly bits on them. Try it if you see!
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Now your insides are covered from sunburn 😁
 
Gave a brief synopsis to wifey. Her reply:
"Of course I don't prefer the taste of pussy, I'm not a fu*king lesbian"
"Don't diss a good cocksucker, they're hard to find." ~Mother Theresa
I mean has she ever tried it, how does she know she doesn't like it.

In the immortal words of Gunnery Sargeant, "I sucked dick once and hated it, so I know I'm not one!"
I had to continually try onions and mushrooms in different settings and dishes many times over the years before I started liking them
Same with cocks.
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How does one Multi-Quote the voices in their head?
I think that's who he's talking to.
"From each according to his quotes, to each according to his replies" - some smart dead fucker.
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My sperm of course! but i can whip you while i fuck you if you want it
Goddamn, you're romantic
Please tell me i didn't just sing " Hello...Hello....Helloooo" to the toes

Was it like the Bono way of singing hello hello?
To be fair, I think it's better than half-assing it.
I've seen movies where the poor people wore very nice looking brand new clothes, but with random clean cuts random spots of dirt, like they were old used clothes that were torn apart and grimy by use and wasn't washed enought, but everyone could see that they were just very nice looking brand new clothes, but with random clean cuts random spots of dirt. Hahaha
The contrast between the spotless parts and obviously ruined on purpose ones were really weird, annoying even. 🤣
That's just poor production and costume design.
Usually from extremely cheap productions. Or just poorly edited...
The kind of thoughts I have.
"There's too much milk left on the bowl, better to eat more cereal". 🤣
Then, add a small amount of cold milk for the full effect...
But I'm glad I could spread a little of culture. 😎
I'll make some for a couple friends that like Mojitos. I think they will enjoy it.
Jeous of him or his wife? There's a big difference. 🤔
Jealous of him!
I want a dirty slut to suck her ass off my cock!
Also.. do you have a change of underwear, Bonky? Mine seem to be stained with shit and blood. :(
You should probably carry a spare. This seems to happen a lot.
Getting some Taco Bell tonight, I really don’t eat fast food that often and mainly cook at home. What do you guys recommend?
Chili Cheese Burritos are delicious. (chilito)
Other games that I liked that are marked as abandoned (I don't know if all of them are here on LC):

Our Island
Proud Father
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WHO TOLD!?

I mean...

nothing... 🔥🏠🔥
Not the victims, that's for sure...
Love you mime, I just couldn't help myself, I figured you were itching for a good smiting.
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I was smited (smote?) Not smithed.
Smitten by mime?


He does have a nice cock.

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That is a no no word here. Bad noob bad. That can be a summoning for a certain someone
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Take care all.
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Finally found a new dancing monster girl.:)
 

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You doing quotes only again we can't reply to that so I will just leave a reply that has no context since that is what you want haha
 
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I don't even know what else to say to that, it just sucks that they're holding the country back like that

Damn that looks amazing!



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can't believe I didn't know that's why it was called that haha

Sounds like it wasn't doing great there or I'm sure they would have expanded like crazy. Your not missing much though

We don't have Guarana, it sounds interesting.


That's a good comparison!

I don't know if I've ever wanted a more bitter beer but everything else sounds like it would be good I'd give it a shot


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I've had these with like aloe chunks in it, they're pretty good. This what you're talking about?




I've been pushing Lessons in Love all day so why stop now haha. That's if you meant the type of games on here. Normie games idk Diablo IV?

Same with my family but with cocoa butter haha
Is Lessons in Love as good as they say? I've never tried it
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Good morning everyone! 🌊👋
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This most be Slumworld!
Two Bonkies!
STTAAAAAHHHPPP!
Wait.... THAT'S TO MUCH WATER AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!

Oh another comic story!
Nice!


No! NO! NOOOOOOOO!
BLOOOOOD GO BACK I WAS GETTING INVESTED IN THE STORY! NOOOOOOO!

I was liking the goblin... Elf? Things!
Pretty sure it said they were elves at one point.... But they are shortstacks like goblins....
Waaaait, so that why I was feeling light headed this morning...




Power Rangers TIme?
Mighty Morphing Ranger!
Mod Team!

Members Team 1!

Members Team 2!

Yeah... Okay... I'll admit it... I just wanted to post the images again...
Raccoonus Maximus!
Late scratches!
Bye mime, sleep well and get some rest!


I'm sorry Lix, I'm afraid, I can't let you push me out...

Bonki's mine! MINE!
Mod summoning

It happened!
He came to me, and to the mask, I no longer hear it's influence on in my thoughts!
I feel like I'm me again!
I've decided to go on a quest to find Guwnknime once again.
I heard from a reliable soruce, that it's out there, I have to atone for my sins.
I must also lead my flock away from the horrors of the Slumrog, Hellcoon and the Gule...
Remember every "Praise the Slum" delays their arrival a little....
It does make we wonder.... What if the mask had chosen to bond with the Slumrog?
It could have made it extremely powerful... And the world have ended right there... In hellfire and death...
Thank the mods above, that didn't happen....
@Guz89
@Shawnchapp
@BeowulfKnight
@mime
Xoxo Slumdum.
Praise the Slum! 🙏

Summoning is complete!



 

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Wait you can do that? @Guz since it won't let me quote you.
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Some will look to Karl marx a brilliant man at seeing problem and defining them, but not all that good and solving them because he fails to take into account human behavior.
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Karl Marx made his greatest contribution to society on March 14, 1883.
 
Wait you can do that? @Guz since it won't let me quote you.
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I guess Uploaders can do it too last time it happened it was mod Guz.
You can't quote because the system more or less treats the post empty since it only has quotes.
 
Karl Marx made his greatest contribution to society on March 14, 1883.
And then you get posts like this. Should I laugh, face palm, think. Ah fuck it your just going to get this
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That's right me and bonk buffing our balls together
 

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Wait you can do that? @Guz since it won't let me quote you.
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ask underlord what can happen if you abuse the reaction system. We just try to avoid being assholes
 
I had to continually try onions and mushrooms in different settings and dishes many times over the years before I started liking them
Same with cocks.
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ok that took an unexpected turn haha
Is Lessons in Love as good as they say? I've never tried it
Cartoon gif. Batman from the old cartoon rubs his chin and squints his eyes as he thinks hard.
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but I would recommend getting the guide mod with it some scenes can be tricky to trigger
 
You doing quotes only again we can't reply to that so I will just leave a reply that has no context since that is what you want haha
I take it you've never heard of a screen shot. :unsure:
 
ask underlord what can happen if you abuse the reaction system. We just try to avoid being assholes
IDK last time something happened about react timers were introduced haha
 
I guess Uploaders can do it too last time it happened it was mod Guz.
You can't quote because the system more or less treats the post empty since it only has quotes.
wait, you talking about the post? you guys can't post just quotes? NEAT

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