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So, anecdote time. This happened to me, oh, 10 minutes ago.

So I walk in on everyone watching "The Rings of Power" during a snack break. It was paused. So I say:

"I don't wanna piss on Tolkien. That'd be suicide. But I'm wondering: Why the fuck is his LOTR story about Sauron? The big bad was Morgoth. THAT story was huge. Their version of angels, demons or gods, by other names, were fighting. THAT was epic. Does he write about that? Nope. Now that the big bad is defeated, OFF SCREEN I might add, let's focus on his underling, on Middle Earth, AFTER the defeat of the bigger bad. Who the fuck does that? He's a genius writer. But come on."

So the kids (in their 20s, ok fine) lift their heads and one of them says: "Why isn't the story about the Emperor? Star Wars is just focusing on the second in command... you know... Vader! BUH BYE."

I hang my head in shame...
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Technically The Silmarillion has much written about Morgoth and his rise and fall but if your friends are watching ROP I don't think they care about Tolkien's writing at all.
 

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Shit....no, ummm, Catman ?
Not going to lie thought that was a mouse
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Technically The Silmarillion has much written about Morgoth and his rise and fall but if your friends are watching ROP I don't think they care about Tolkien's writing at all.
How to tell you this delicately?

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Fucker.. okay..

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I beg to differ, you my friend......as usual.....are oblivious to my crime
fighting duties. While you stand there looking stooopid i'm........wait,
I hear a Slumster in distress

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Now I got that scene stuck in my head.. thanks.
Hi Evil Surgeon---love your posts. Btw, just what kind of evil surgeries do you perform anyway ??? :cool:
 
How to tell you this delicately?

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Just tying to have fun liking something different and getting put in my place.

Revenge of the Nerds is great.:)
 

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We don't have Arby's in here.
I knew Brazil was sounding too good to be true, and there had to be a catch :ROFLMAO:
I considered to be:
McDonald's - Fries and soda
Burger King - Burgers
Bob's (a brazilian franchise) - Milkshake

But Bob's died when the deal with Ovaltine was over. Hahaha
wait the sodas are different at these places? I hadn't heard of Bob's before I bet an Ovaltine milkshake would be amazing!
That's way fewer than what I would've imaginated. :unsure:
Must be because it was all via the internet.
Here in Brazil I think there's a new law that even though there isn't any contact, if someone blackmails or such to make another person send nudes or do other sexual acts unwillingly, they can be accused of rape. And I think that's make sense, actually...
Yeah it was shorter than I thought it would be too not sure how the decided on the length. Guy was only 24 so he got a decent chance of making it out. I agree that if someone blackmails others to commit sexual acts it should be counted as rape
 
Hi Evil Surgeon---love your posts. Btw, just what kind of evil surgeries do you perform anyway ??? :cool:
Lately he's been specializing in underoos removal

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It's been so deep he had to call in the Hole Specialist

 

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I beg to differ, you my friend......as usual.....are oblivious to my crime
fighting duties. While you stand there looking stooopid i'm........wait,
I hear a Slumster in distress

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Oh yeah? I have skills too! I just don't wanna upstage you.. so.. yeah!!

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Hi Evil Surgeon---love your posts. Btw, just what kind of evil surgeries do you perform anyway ??? :cool:
Don't listen to that roid-rage, testicle hating Bonk. He's just jealous cause his main squeeze, @Slumdum said I have a better ass. But anyway.. thank you. I do all kinds or surgeries. You might just see one right now, when I surgically attach Bonk's head to a currently non-metallic moron. :)

Just tying to have fun liking something different and getting put in my place.

Revenge of the Nerds is great.:)
Fuck.. all those gif.. now I gotta watch 'em again. :ROFLMAO:
 

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I knew Brazil was sounding too good to be true, and there had to be a catch :ROFLMAO:
There are lot of catches. The government is a big one! 🤣
Arby's is a standard burger place? Or something different?
We didn't have Taco Bell nor Wendy's until 2016 here. Taco Bell is still around, but Wendy's closed very quickly. Hahaha
I think Dunkin Donuts in 2015 and Taco Bell a year later were the latest foreign fast food franchises we got here.

wait the sodas are different at these places? I hadn't heard of Bob's before I bet an Ovaltine milkshake would be amazing!
Yes, here McDonald's has Coke, Burger King has Pepsi.
I'm a Coke guy, but at least Pepsi have Pepsi Twist and Lipton, which I like.
My favorite soda from Coca-Cola is Grape Fanta, but for some reason it doesn't exist in those refill machines. 😭
The Ovaltine one were very good. Nice taste and a cool crunchy feeling. But since it was trademarked, eventually the contract came to an end and nobody cares much nowadays. Hahaha

Edit: I forgot to talk about the Milkshake.
 
You may have edited you post after, but your original mistake is still in my reply...
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What you editted yours to make mine look wrong how could you...
just you wait this thread will also go to the vault one of these days haha
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Oh yeah? I have skills too! I just don't wanna upstage you.. so.. yeah!!

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Don't listen to that roid-rage, testicle hating Bonk. He's just jealous cause his main squeeze, @Slumdum said I have a better ass. But anyway.. thank you. I do all kinds or surgeries. You might just see one right now, when I surgically attach Bonk's head to a currently non-metallic moron. :)

Fuck.. all those gif.. now I gotta watch 'em again. :ROFLMAO:
Me currently while waiting to see this new gif and Bonk's reaction
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Technically The Silmarillion has much written about Morgoth and his rise and fall but if your friends are watching ROP I don't think they care about Tolkien's writing at all.
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How to tell you this delicately?

 

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Good evening guys
What songs are you guys listening to right now?
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So just passed a kidney stone yesterday. 0/10 do not recommend. wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

Apparently oxycodine gives severe cottonmouth as a side effect. So I've been chugging water.

So exhausted. Back to sleep
Better out than in, they say.
Getting it out is the problem.
I wouldn't know. I don't have it.

If it's the same as everything was before it was shoved into P4... for me... FOR ME... it was... alright.

Yes, there are other sites with similar or more extreme content. For some reason, we're targeted. They're not. Could be random. Could be personal. Dunno.
I think they have been targeted as well. The difference is the host's anal tightness
Nah, too much calories to eat those.:cry:
Enjoy your leaves and cardboard, I guess
Yeah, that was one sexy gif!
https://c.tenor.com/QES-BvPlUFEAAAAC/tenor.gif

haha I just meant they are fine with normal ice cubes in the drink and aren't worried about them being watered down.
"They don't mind the arsenic, it smells like almonds!"
You monster! :P
Fuck you quote whore!

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You know what happens to trash?

It gets taken out.
https://c.tenor.com/s3viTnUvlpwAAAAC/tenor.gif

I'm only kidding, <3 spoon. Don't get all in your feelings like Dunderlord.
I'd still put you in my butt, though.
 
My relationship with HS is described on that post:

The first ones I played had shitty graphics, but there are some that are pretty good (kinda rare, but there are!).
DAZ also has it shitty quota. There are games that everything is the same shade of whatever color, nothing has depth and the expressions are horrendous. 🤣


We don't have Arby's in here.

I considered to be:
McDonald's - Fries and soda
Burger King - Burgers
Bob's (a brazilian franchise) - Milkshake

But Bob's died when the deal with Ovaltine was over. Hahaha


That's way fewer than what I would've imaginated. :unsure:
Must be because it was all via the internet.
Here in Brazil I think there's a new law that even though there isn't any contact, if someone blackmails or such to make another person send nudes or do other sexual acts unwillingly, they can be accused of rape. And I think that's make sense, actually...
Hey kikomascado, you're Brazilian too! It's always good to find a Brazilian on a random forum huehue
 
Hi Evil Surgeon---love your posts. Btw, just what kind of evil surgeries do you perform anyway ??? :cool:
I think he's a combo platter of Mengele and Moreau.
 
Me currently while waiting to see this new gif and Bonk's reaction
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Just eat your popcorn.. shush!

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So, anecdote time. This happened to me, oh, 10 minutes ago.

So I walk in on everyone watching "The Rings of Power" during a snack break. It was paused. So I say:

"I don't wanna piss on Tolkien. That'd be suicide. But I'm wondering: Why the fuck is his LOTR story about Sauron? The big bad was Morgoth. THAT story was huge. Their version of angels, demons or gods, by other names, were fighting. THAT was epic. Does he write about that? Nope. Now that the big bad is defeated, OFF SCREEN I might add, let's focus on his underling, on Middle Earth, AFTER the defeat of the bigger bad. Who the fuck does that? He's a genius writer. But come on."

So the kids (in their 20s, ok fine) lift their heads and one of them says: "Why isn't the story about the Emperor? Star Wars is just focusing on the second in command... you know... Vader! BUH BYE."

I hang my head in shame...
Did you challenge him to a duel?
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Hey kikomascado, you're Brazilian too! It's always good to find a Brazilian on a random forum huehue
I sent you a middle finger to show our brazilian love. ❤️ Hahaha
 
You caught my attention with 7% but then I hate the branding they went with definetly arrogant haha I just wanted to know how it tasted

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this carlsberg is pretty good

Nice.

AB's flavor is hard to pin down. It's nothing like any other beer I've had. This might help....

 
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